[flashbang]

Hey guys I just need your advice on something to say to this girl to really pay her back for being a real cocktease towards me a few weeks ago. I'm not chasing her but i do speak to her when I see her which perhaps led her to think that I'm interested in a relationship even though we never got past the make-out stage.

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Here's her message:

hey Flash,
I hope you're not upset. You're a very good kind guy, but i''m not ready for relationship now, and i doubt i'd ever be ready. I have seen two divorces during my childhood, i cannot trust men.
It's not your fault that i'm avoiding you.
I'm so sorry.

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Truth is I'm not upset at all as I had other girls in rotation(realised she had issues and stopped meeting her). For some reason she got the idea that I'm after a relationship when what I'm after as far as girls are concerned is just meaningless sex. I burst out laughing when I read this message she left on facebook.

What I'd like is some witty or ruthless response to really put her in her place. My response was gonna be something along the lines of "what makes you think I'd want a relationship with you?" I know there's a few of you who're really good at this shit so I'm looking forward to hearing your point of view.

[Caligula]

Best response: "gay"

Second best: "OK bye"

Poor response: Anything longer than one sentence.

Then just wait till you run into her again. Chances are she'll be more into you after that response. If not, move on.

I used 'gay' on a girl who hit me with a similar but LONG ASS message about how it would never work between us. Ran into her at a club two weeks later she was all over me!!

[PDX]

You'll be a lot happier of a person in the long run if you just let shit like this go.

[Basil Ransom]

"relationship, what's that"
"yeah, I can't be trusted."

Used the first one before, got a good response. But that was with a girl who thought I was a jerk, not a guy after a relationship.

She sounds like a real nutcase, and your chance of success no matter what you say is low. If she was into you, she wouldn't "worry" about getting into a relationship. I'm guessing she digs assholes, and you were too nice.

[jariel]

Move on, I wouldn't even respond.

[Oblivion77]

(08-04-2011 03:28 PM)Caligula Wrote:  

Best response: "gay"

Second best: "OK bye"

Poor response: Anything longer than one sentence.

Then just wait till you run into her again. Chances are she'll be more into you after that response. If not, move on.

I used 'gay' on a girl who hit me with a similar but LONG ASS message about how it would never work between us. Ran into her at a club two weeks later she was all over me!!

I agree with Caligula!
You need a one liner, even better, one word. That's essential to contrast the neurotic convoluted message she sent.
U could use a foreign word to make the hamster spin even more - she will definitely look it up and that will heighten the impact of your term. I have done it in the past - it gets the girl's attention and they text you when they think they found a rudimentary translation...that more often than not is wrong.

Danneggiata (Damaged, in Italian). If you want to go border-line offensive.

Stai a pezzi (Italian slang that stands for "you are broken down into pieces", to display disapproval with someone, emphasizing they dont have their shit together).

Anyway, I'm sure you can come up with something that suit your intentions (whether to either blow her off or use the one liner to trigger her interest with super alpha behavior).

[jariel]

Look, this bitch peeped that dude was sweating her, she cut it off with the whole you're a nice guy, but I don't want a relationship, blah blah.

She's not interested in you, she doesn't even want to just bang you.

I'm not sure why all these dudes are giving you these responses to her shit, that's some feminine shit, like you gotta get the last word in, who the fuck cares, move on.

[Giovonny]

Say this...

"I didn't know you had so many issues"

If you ever see her again, keep that dominant tone with her.

[Amour Fou]

"hmn?"

I occasionally use this.

[el mechanico]

Stolen from Tuth: You're full of shit!

Or DTF?

[CupCake]

(08-04-2011 03:26 PM)flashbang Wrote:  

Truth is I'm not upset at all...What I'd like is some witty or ruthless response to really put her in her place.

You're clearly lying to yourself about this. You are upset. That's why you're trying to hurt her. In fact, you're so upset that you want advice on how to hurt her the most. This is a natural reaction of someone who is wounded, but it's still not a healthy one.

You need to learn to let things like this go. If you're thinking of causing other people harm then you really need to step back and evaluate how much things like this should matter to you.

Who is in control of your emotions? You or her?

[Giovonny]

Ya, don't try to hurt her. Try to fuck her!!!

Trying to get revenge on her just means that she has too much control over your emotions. She is a chick, even she doesn't know what she is doing 90% of the time.

Keep your cool. This will be a great lesson in Game for you. You were too nice in the beginning, now adjust and keep Gaming.

Treat her like the damaged goods that she is. Get her drunk and get her alone!

[dk902]

Giovonny's got the right idea. I think "what makes you think I'd want a relationship with you?" reeks of bitter then that's a point to her.

Sometimes nothing is the coolest hand.

If I had plenty of food on my plate, then I wouldn't even reply, let her hamster spin and spin then when you bump into her next she'll be horny with all the anticipation. However if you want to fuck her then if it was me I would rip into her comments, e.g.

Yes, I once saw Wilma split up with Fred on the Flintstones, horrible. I lost all faith in cavemen that day, and vowed never to trust them again.

or..

I'm glad nothing happened between us, I don't think it ever could after the lack of punctuation in that message! I think for future breakups try using this as a template:

'Dear <name>,

I have sincerely enjoyed our time together. I humbly do beseech of your pardon, for I fear we have to part our ways. Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.

Yours faithfully'

I did a similar thing once to a girl, I sent her a text saying 'Meet me at 8 at X place.' She said 'I don't think I can if you're going to invite me like that.' So I took the piss and sent her a formal invite 'Dear Madame, dk requests the pleasure of your company. Formal dress is required' etc etc. She loved it.

[Tuthmosis]

(08-04-2011 05:04 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Stolen from Tuth: You're full of shit!

Exactly, except I would leave out the exclamation point.

[boxwino]

Of the responses I like in this order:

1. gay
2. DTF?
3. you're full of shit or hmm?

[Samseau]

If I got this:

"hey Flash,
I hope you're not upset. You're a very good kind guy, but i''m not ready for relationship now, and i doubt i'd ever be ready. I have seen two divorces during my childhood, i cannot trust men.
It's not your fault that i'm avoiding you.
I'm so sorry."

I would use a reverse psychology move:


"wow, really? my heart is truly smashed and broken... I don't know if I'll ever be able to love again."

I love giving this kind of response, because it's so over the top she won't know if your serious or fucking with her. This is definitely a good way to mess with her already fucked up head. I laugh my ass off every time I get a chance to use this.



Another example.


Girl is on the phone. "So, I'm sorry I have to cancel, I'm just really sick this week..."
Me: "It's okay. Give me a call on Sunday and let me know how you're feeling."

Sunday rolls around. No call.

The next night, I send a text. "I can't believe you didn't call.... I'm heartbroken."

And she called me in less than 1 min after I sent it. Of course on the phone I made clear with her, "You know I was just joking with that text..." And she laughed. Got a date with her later that week.

[flashbang]

Thanks for the replies fellas. There's some gold advice there!
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"Will we fly to Moscow with the same flight?
What a coincidence."
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Her latest message. Not responding to her other one has set the hamster rolling.

[Caligula]

(08-05-2011 03:02 AM)Samseau Wrote:  

"wow, really? my heart is truly smashed and broken... I don't know if I'll ever be able to love again."

I love giving this kind of response, because it's so over the top she won't know if your serious or fucking with her. This is definitely a good way to mess with her already fucked up head. I laugh my ass off every time I get a chance to use this.

This is great. I've used: "I'm heartbroken. On my way to Cartier to return the engagement ring."

Got her warmed up again.

[Gmac]

I have so many responses I like to throw out for these types of bitches.

"gay"
"PEACE"
"FB?"
"haha k bye"
"tits or gtfo"

I've actually used all of these with varying degrees of success.