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Dont be a limpdick
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Dont be a limpdick

You play asshole game perfectly, you are completely insensitive to a girl who came into work crying because she just said goodbye to her army boyfriend just got shipped out to Germany for 7 months. She comes up to you with teary eyes and you make her hop onto a cash register.

After some time you hit her with simple questions to build comfort like what happened to her fat ass friend that you haven't seen since you refused to have sex with while she was in the same bed with you as you were taking one for the team.

About halfway through the shift you suggest that she needs some shots of some top shelf $15 vodka that has been distilled 7 times its smooth as shit to cheer her up, but she says she just wants to sleep (however her big smile betrayed her!)

Before the shift is over you bring her a romance novel from the book department[Image: 51poN18laDL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-stic..._OU01_.jpg],she moves next to you with her boob touching your arm as you read a couple lines from it. You look up to see she has a devilish grin on her face, you tell her she should buy the book, she might need it since her boyfriend is gone for 7 months.

She then starts talking about a children's book where the author used the term pussy numerous times. She wants to show you a video so you go to the office and hop up on the desk with your legs spread way apart! she moves close to you, inches from your dick and shows you the video. You both clock out and walk out of the door at the same time

Then you fuck it all up and say see you later, when you should have pushed hard as balls to get her to come to your place for some drinks and dick.

Let this be a lesson to you all! After spending basically the entire day at work, working on getting her to the point where she is open to the idea of coming over to your place, you can not pull a randy moss and walk off the field in the final seconds when you still have a shot at winning the game.

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