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(07-10-2016 08:26 AM)Mr. D Wrote:  

Oh my God, it's that over-the-hill writer with the horseface from "Sex & The City"!

Yeah, "Bargain Basement Sarah Jessica Parker" was my first thought as well.

[eatthishomie]

So a Tinder girl tried to get me to come over and fold her laundry earlier tonight. I laughed at her.

This shit is real.

Screenshot of the hilarity that I was able to save before she unmatched me attached.

[eatthishomie]

Here's how the rest of the conversation that I wasn't able to screenshot went:

her: My ass is bad enough already
her: So do you at least have weed?
me: I'll be the judge of that
me: LOL
her: so I take it that's a yes on the weed?
me: *birthday cat*

[mpr]

Anyone desperate enough to do chores for a hag like that just for the chance at a bang should kill themselves! Especially in a dating market as favorable as NYC. That bitch couldn't pay me enough to bang her! Let alone get anything out of me by promising me sex.

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Every time I put my real age, all I get are idiots and losers. I figured, why not make them useful and have them help me around the house?

Hmm I wonder why honey?! Maybe because you passed your expiration date years ago. No quality man wants to eat spoiled meat. So all you can attract are desperate bums who are willing to fetch rotting food out of the dumpster. Misleading losers into doing chores for you doesn't make you high value. It just makes you an asshole. Hopefully you'll try to exploit the wrong guy on the wrong day and get what's coming to you.