[Chrome]

I'll ask her to navigate us using Google Maps. If her eyes start spinning like slot machine reels, I've found a keeper!

[JacobVR]

It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends.

[Surreyman]

(02-29-2016 03:19 PM)Chrome Wrote:  

I'll ask her to navigate us using Google Maps. If her eyes start spinning like slot machine reels, I've found a keeper!

LOL, if a woman can navigate, she's almost certainly ugly or over 40.

On topic: my girlfriend washes me in the shower. Sounds odd, but I love it.

[babygirlhesaloner]

Long massages. rarely returned. I make my girl give the waiter the order at restaurants, go up to the counter etc, even when I'm paying. Makes me feel dominant handing her my card, making her have to get up, walk over walk back. Feels good. I can cook better then 9/10 girls and laundry is easy and hardly takes time so no point in waiting for a girl to come over and do that.

[fugly1000]

Mostly tell them to buy me things and stop acting like a cunt. Pretty much it. I don't let them do anything else. You know what they say...if you want something done right, do it yourself.