[Veloce]

There is a LOT of shitty music I really hate, and the thought occurred to me to start a cathartic thread. Think of this as a music graveyard, a place where you'd like to wish death upon certain songs and lay them to rest, only to take a long steaming piss on the tombstone.

Many of these are songs I hear every day in Vegas. Lots of cheesy bullshit techno from Calvin Harris and Avicii. Some are shitty angst rock from Southern California in the 90s and early 2000s. But all of them are songs that inspire anger in me every time I hear them:

Let us begin:

This is absolutely #1. I can't explain what it is about this song that drives me absolutely insane with rage. The ridiculous, smarmy lyrics, the timbre, autotune, the drum machine....the shitty folky sound...seriously, fuck this song:

This guy's voice sucks. This is what low testosterone sounds like:

I can't understand how someone can hear this voice and think it's any good. It sounds like she's straining to take a shit. Crap. Utter crap:

More low T garbage:

More smarmy crap marketed to millennials:

[RexImperator]

My gym plays the Top 100 on endless repeat so I've suffered through these so many times...

These songs are basically like torture to me.

Here's another one

[Cr33pin]

[Veloce]

I have a gut-wrenching reaction to angst rock from the 2000s. Something about this signaled the end of masculine music to me and ushered in a new age of emo, whiny, effeminate crap:

Who can listen to this?:

I can't imagine anything shittier than going through high school and having this music shape and define your teenage years. Thank god I dodged that bullet by about 10 years.

What's funny is looking at the youtube comments, all the twerps chiming in with, "Man I loved this is high school, this is when music was good before Bieber"

[General Mayhem]

Anything from these two pantywaste wannabe country tools.

[Bacchus]

I won't do nothing with the bitch, she can't even get me hard
Something wrong with the pussy

Young Thug is a fag.

[Off The Reservation]

(02-24-2016 11:49 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

All of the OP examples are just average pop, nothing great, nothing too terrible, but this is really CRAP. Horrible message, bad annoying music, SJW teenie feeder music. Getting them early.

[zombiejimmorrison]

OP you have some great hate taste in music, I can't stand that Avicii song I'm glad someone hates it as much as me.

I hate the Lana Del Rey rip off at the start but the chorus makes me want to go deaf.

[Travesty]

I win.

[Veloce]

Jesus that Young Thug is some of the worst shit I've ever heard ^^^

[Off The Reservation]

(02-24-2016 11:51 PM)Veloce Wrote:  

I have a gut-wrenching reaction to angst rock from the 2000s. Something about this signaled the end of masculine music to me and ushered in a new age of emo, whiny, effeminate crap:

Who can listen to this?:

I can't imagine anything shittier than going through high school and having this music shape and define your teenage years. Thank god I dodged that bullet by about 10 years.

What's funny is looking at the youtube comments, all the twerps chiming in with, "Man I loved this is high school, this is when music was good before Bieber"

Before this post I had never heard any of that, now I cannot go back to wondering what 2000s music was.

[philosophical_recovery]

This song sucks.

But, the titties on that Emily Rattatitwowski get me every time.

Worst yet this was controversial because it promoted rape or something. I think feminists were just jealous that it didn't have nasty, fat, blue-haired ugly whores humping dildos like Miley Cyrus.

Then, there's this shitty song by Frank Zappa. But it's so shitty that it's good. And it makes me laugh.

Quote:

Hey! do you know what you are?
You're an asshole! an asshole!

Some of you might not agree
'cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole...

Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to the grape,
Just to give it a try
And dagmar
Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life
Was his name...
One two three four!
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make-up
And yet he was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane
Let's talk about leather: leatherrrrrr
And so you kissed a little sailor
Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton production:
Who had just blew in from spain
Sir richard pump-a-loaf
You sniffed the reeking buns of angel
The story of a demented bread-boffer
And acted like it was cocaine
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of ko-ko
Then on tuesday night, ceasar's back in town
In a way you can't explain
Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match
With kona.
And so you worked the wall with michael
Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of samoan dynamite
Which gave your back an awful strain
Volcanic hell
But you came back on sunday for the gong show
Next thursday, teen town's finest...
But you forgot what I was sayin'
'cause you're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Yes, yes
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole

Now you been to the grape 'n' you been to the chest
'n' now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole

You say you can't live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you,
But don't fool yerself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch; crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud!

Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
(etc., repeats)

Aw, I knew you'd be surprised...

I don't really want to torture myself by listening to something that doesn't make me laugh or give me a hard on. Music should inspire, not cause despair.

[Veloce]

(02-25-2016 12:59 AM)offthereservation Wrote:  

(02-24-2016 11:49 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

All of the OP examples are just average pop, nothing great, nothing too terrible, but this is really CRAP. Horrible message, bad annoying music, SJW teenie feeder music. Getting them early.

[armenia4ever]

Almost anything rap. Yea I went there.

[NilNisiOptimum]

I'm genuinely embarrassed to admit to owning multiple albums by Dashboard Confessional a decade ago.

[Pontifex Maximus]

(02-25-2016 01:44 AM)armenia4ever Wrote:  

Almost anything rap. Yea I went there.

Please check out this thread. I hope it will change your opinion:

thread-44222.html

Basically, post-2000 hip-hop is shit. Why?

- Production became a bigger deal than the emcee. The bass mattered more than lyricism and vocal skill. The same "hip-hop heads" who drop $300 on Dr. Dre headphones don't know who Rakim is. Modern day rappers need to whip out their iPhones to freestyle.

- Commercialization. a.k.a. Taking $ from young, white girls. Even LP-era Eminem was "too hard" for them to buy. So you get bubbly Bazooka levels of faggotry, like this:





- Loss of lyrical meaning. Although dudes like Biggie, Raekwon and Kane also did it, Jay Z brought Mafioso rap worldwide. So instead of true social justice, Afrocentric or other abstract themes that were common in the Golden Age, Jay's Mafioso rap made everything about cars, clothes and hoes.

Golden Age rappers like Kane were so good they could rap forever ... about their rap:

- Every modern rapper has a crew. Golden Age emcees put out high-quality, solo albums once every 3 years or so. Now, every rapper and his boys throw out an album annually, and each track features 3 or 4 of his boys who'll spit one bar each. Like a clique of drunk bitches recording a Snapchat.

So please. Enjoy the classics.

[Paracelsus]

Thresher Kesha, "Tik Tok", or "Enjoy Your Ears Haemorrhaging Pus While We Give You A Scarily Accurate Barometer Of The State Of Young Women In The West From About 2012 Onwards."

[Only One Man]

I fucking hate this song

[Diop]

I'm generally a pretty level-headed person but for some reason whenever I hear this song I get irrationally pissed off to the point of rage. I *HATE* this fucking song. There was a two-year period where it was constantly on the radio and I couldn't escape it at the gym, at random restaurants, shit....I even remember hearing it in the waiting room at the dentist that first year. It's basically four minutes of a pathetic loser being a whiny bitch over and over and over again. Enjoyed the posts in the thread so far and just had to add this one for my $0.02.

[Conscious Pirate]

I already hated this tune before I had to listen to it 20 times over while watching a fat couple fucking each other on the bonnet of one of these...
...outside my Central Coast beach house bedroom window.

Everything about the above is just wrong & boner/summer killing.

[Conscious Pirate]

(02-25-2016 01:44 AM)armenia4ever Wrote:  

Almost anything rap. Yea I went there.

From a big hip hop head, I hear ya.

[redpillage]

Reg. Blurred Lines (Robin Thicke) - at least over here in Europe they started calling it the 'song of the summer' last year. I fucking hated this song the very first time I heard it.

Gyms are my particular pet peeve - I think I need to post a separate thread about how feminized and shitty pop music has become. Seems to me that in particular gyms only play the type of crap WOMEN want to hear - you will never hear metal, good rap, or hardcore trance. None of the bros seem to enjoy the music and most are wearing headphones. It's just noise to me so I use ear insulating headphones so I don't have to destroy my eardrums trying to overpower the crap they are funneling into my cerebral cortex.

Yeah, don't get me started on this shit - I'm very receptive to music and this shit they are playing everywhere pisses me off to no end.

[Windom Earle]

For anyone with a non-existent singing voice, there is hope based on this clip.

Possibly the worst guitar tone and most annoying riff ever as well.

[Pride male]

Looks like this thread is going the way OP expected.

[Foolsgo1d]

I'm going to back out of this thread quickly seeing as I like some songs listed here.