[Giovonny]

"How hard would you like it to be"

Double entendres are fucking great!

[Roosh]

Quote:

Don't worry, there's an obstacle course on the way home

Another winner!!

[MiXX]

(07-06-2011 02:07 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Quote:

Don't worry, there's an obstacle course on the way home

Another winner!!

lmao...yeah...I'm stealing this one! I think this is what Roosh was looking for.

I just need a girl to hurry up and tell me the "I'm not easy" line before everyone here runs it to the ground and she's heard it before..


Mixx

[Sonsowey]

Just ignore it and move on to a different topic. She's just verbalizing her internal conflict about being slutty.

If you engage her, it just validates that there is a problem with being slutty. If you act like it's nothing, the conflict doesn't get highlighted, and the rationalization hamster can go to work as she continues falling for you.

[metalhaze]

"it shouldn't be easy"

"True, I should be charging you instead"

[gringochileno]

(07-06-2011 09:16 AM)MiXX Wrote:  

One time I responded to a girl with a simple line that broke down her shields. It was not humorous, not snappy or any if the norms.

Target: "I'm not easy!"
Mixx:" I'm not judgmental, so relax. "

We were fucking 4 hours later.


Mixx

Last weekend I fucked a Brazilian girl in Rio less than 30 minutes after meeting her using this line.

Girl: "No we can't go, there's a problem. I'm on my period."
Me: "I don't care"
Girl: "Really? OK. Well we still can't go, I'm not that easy!"
Me: "Don't worry, I'm not judgmental"


30 seconds later we're in a cab going to a cheap motel in Leblon. Turns out she wasn't even on her period. Broke a 2 1/2-month cold streak and got my Portuguese language flag. Let me know where I can send that bottle of Cris Mixx!

[Riker]

Thats awesome Gringo!

[CJ]

This thread delivers, no shocker Tuth, Mixx and Samseau bringing the best material. Recognition to Sammy too, nice job.

Can we post other common lines we need a snappy comeback to too?

Cuz I've heard, "No, tonight is too soon", "Tonight isn't good", "We're moving too fast", "I barely know you" etc, more than I'd care to remember, and a solid, easy to remember, disarming, comical comeback to that line of defense would be great.

[Roosh]

Post other common lines in new threads so it will get noticed.

Quote:

Girl: "No we can't go, there's a problem. I'm on my period."
Me: "I don't care"

How about... "I'll drink the blood. Let's party."

[Caligula]

(07-20-2011 05:07 PM)CJ Wrote:  

Cuz I've heard, "No, tonight is too soon", "Tonight isn't good", "We're moving too fast", "I barely know you" etc, more than I'd care to remember, and a solid, easy to remember, disarming, comical comeback to that line of defense would be great.

For "We're moving too fast" I agree and amplify saying "I think I can pencil you in at the end of [two months from now]".

Last time I used it was after a first date. We got a cab back to hers. I'd been doing well but hadn't kissed yet.

Outside her place I moved in for the kiss. She didn't object but she was apprehensive. I say "let's head upstairs" - she goes "I want to take things slow. I've been hurt in the past." She was ready to send me packing.

I waited for a few seconds and said "OK, I think I can pencil you at the end of September." We were banging within ten minutes.

[Roosh]

Quote:

"No, tonight is too soon", "Tonight isn't good", "We're moving too fast", "I barely know you" etc, more than I'd care to remember, and a solid, easy to remember, disarming, comical comeback to that line of defense would be great.

My new response to those: "In Iceland, we would have already had sex three times."

I re-frame it so that she's actually harder than what I've experienced.

[Tuthmosis]

(07-21-2011 11:11 AM)Caligula Wrote:  

Outside her place I moved in for the kiss. She didn't object but she was apprehensive. I say "let's head upstairs" - she goes "I want to take things slow. I've been hurt in the past." She was ready to send me packing.

I disarm most of these objections with clown-like humor paired with steady sexual escalation.

Not long ago, I had an exchange like this:

On a bed. She's in her panties and a t-shirt. I'm in shorts and a t-shirt, chillin'. We've made out, and I'm in the midst of escalating to a close.

Girl: How do I know you're not womanizer? [pulling away and clamming up]
Tuthmosis: You don't, completely.

Slipping hand under boy-short panties, general fondling, and casual making out.

Tuthmosis: But, I have a money-back guarantee if it turns out that I am.
Girl: [chuckle]
Tuthmosis: How do I know you're not a man-eating harpy?
Girl: You don't, but I have a guarantee too!

Bang.

[gringochileno]

(07-20-2011 05:10 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Post other common lines in new threads so it will get noticed.

Quote:

Girl: "No we can't go, there's a problem. I'm on my period."
Me: "I don't care"

How about... "I'll drink the blood. Let's party."

Can't say that one in Portuguese. I'm in Chile now though, if it comes up I'll try it out and see what happens.