[ed pluribus unum]

Anybody interested in a Federal Gov't job? Treasury Board is looking to create a pool of qualified... wizards?!

I suppose it's to be expected, this is what happens when your gov't is led by a soyified man-child.

Various Administrative Wizardry Positions - INVENTORY

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Work environment
Are you a Gryffindor (brave, loyal, courageous and adventurous), a Ravenclaw (wise, creative, clever and knowledgeable), a Hufflepuff (hard working, dedicated, fair, patient) or a Slytherin (resourceful, ambitious, determined and crave leadership)?

No matter what ‘house’ you belong to, Treasury Board of Canada Secretariat (TBS) has various teams that we would love to use our ‘sorting hat’ to place you into. We are looking for strong and motivated candidates that are interested in making an impact on Canadian citizens. With our Talent Management Program, we will help you grow, learn and further develop your magical career within the Public Service. Come and let TBS become your home away from home!

Intent of the process
We will conduct the first random selection of applicants - also known as "wizards" - on April 8, 2019. Therefore, if you would like to increase your chance of being considered in this first group, please ensure to submit your application by April 7, 2019.

[SeaFM]

They’re children.

Where’s the last part, where they ask if you’re a woman, disabled, gay or a minority?

[ed pluribus unum]

^^ Oh don't worry, that's in there. Like with any gov't job.

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In order to continue creating a diverse workforce and to staff positions based on identified gaps, members of the following Employment Equity groups: Indigenous Persons, Visible Minorities and Persons with Disabilities are encouraged to self-identify

[SeaFM]

Next time I apply for any government job, I’m checking all those boxes. If I get an interview, I’ll just identify however I need to that day.

Should have thought of that before.

[Laner]

(04-22-2019 07:47 PM)SeaFM Wrote:  

Next time I apply for any government job, I’m checking all those boxes. If I get an interview, I’ll just identify however I need to that day.

Should have thought of that before.

Reminds me of a good friend of mine. He's an Afrikaans immigrant and like most Boers, works like a well oiled machine.

There was pretty high level competition in our industry and he submitted a project and was accepted to the finals. We all went to the showcase and they called him up on stage with a, "And from SOUTH AFRICA!!!!" He walks on stage and the judges were literally looking over his shoulder to see where the blick man was. I was dying laughing as I had already made a scene that he was gonna win as long as they thought he was blick.

Needless to say, he didn't win.

[SeaFM]

Sounds like he won to me.

[NoMoreTO]

(04-22-2019 07:47 PM)SeaFM Wrote:  

Next time I apply for any government job, I’m checking all those boxes. If I get an interview, I’ll just identify however I need to that day.

Should have thought of that before.

Its discrimination to ask you about anything that involves the checkbox.
- Race
- Religion
- Creed
- Sexual Preferences
- Gender Identity

Always check the box.

[Sidney Crosby]

(04-22-2019 11:07 PM)NoMoreTO Wrote:  

(04-22-2019 07:47 PM)SeaFM Wrote:  

Next time I apply for any government job, I’m checking all those boxes. If I get an interview, I’ll just identify however I need to that day.

Should have thought of that before.

Its discrimination to ask you about anything that involves the checkbox.
- Race
- Religion
- Creed
- Sexual Preferences
- Gender Identity

Always check the box.

Isn't it also illegal to require a language besides English or French in most positions?

[ed pluribus unum]

(04-22-2019 11:07 PM)NoMoreTO Wrote:  

Its discrimination to ask you about anything that involves the checkbox.

It's discrimination to ask, but minorities (this includes that minority group known as "women", btw) are encouraged to "self-identify".

[SeaFM]

Awesome.

I’ll identify as a disabled Métis lesbian from now on.

[Dr. Howard]

(04-23-2019 10:51 AM)SeaFM Wrote:  

Awesome.

I’ll identify as a disabled Métis lesbian from now on.

Found your spirit animal. A Lesbian Mohawk Disabled Church "pastor" and residential school survivor

Canada topping the Clown World Index yet again.

[Laner]

Wait til you feast your eyes on Morneau's Queer Coin.

[NoMoreTO]

(04-23-2019 05:31 PM)Laner Wrote:  

Wait til you feast your eyes on Morneau's Queer Coin.

I just noticed the inscription says 1969. Homo Year 0.

Twisted Freak on the Front. Loony of a different type.    

[NoMoreTO]

DELETE

[scotian]

(04-23-2019 08:51 PM)NoMoreTO Wrote:  

(04-23-2019 05:31 PM)Laner Wrote:  

Wait til you feast your eyes on Morneau's Queer Coin.

I just noticed the inscription says 1969. Homo Year 0.

Twisted Freak on the Front. Loony of a different type.

Fuck This Gay Earth!

[for.petes.sake]

(04-23-2019 08:51 PM)NoMoreTO Wrote:  

(04-23-2019 05:31 PM)Laner Wrote:  

Wait til you feast your eyes on Morneau's Queer Coin.

I just noticed the inscription says 1969. Homo Year 0.

Twisted Freak on the Front. Loony of a different type.

The fags just do not know when to quit. Such a small minority with such power.

I wonder if Trudeau will start to pop them out of his asshole like how strippers do with ping pong balls. Cannot wait for the election

[Jones]

PEI Minority PC Government! Fuck the Summerside hippies and faggot leftists in Charlottetown!

A very tiny victory - I always forget PEI is it's own province. Costs $40 to leave it, thanks, keep your starchy taters and Chinese tourists.

Watch the Newfies fuck up this Conservative streak in May - the Liberals they have the Mer-men Muslim guy running, no way in hell am I not voting against this faggotry, backstabbing masculinity hater.

[911]

How long till the CBC does a remake of Anne of Green Gables with a queer ginger boy in the main role?

[Aurini]

You know how you'll see Roman coins in museums?

This will be around 2000 years from now.

Give it another five years, and they'll have a coin devoted to interracial cuckoldry.

Honk honk.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(04-22-2019 06:04 PM)ed pluribus unum Wrote:  

^^ Oh don't worry, that's in there. Like with any gov't job.

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In order to continue creating a diverse workforce and to staff positions based on identified gaps, members of the following Employment Equity groups: Indigenous Persons, Visible Minorities and Persons with Disabilities are encouraged to self-identify

And pray tell, what are Invisible Minorities?

[SeaFM]

Straight white males.

[ed pluribus unum]

(04-24-2019 07:26 PM)SeaFM Wrote:  

Straight white males.

You beat me to it!!

[SeaFM]

(04-23-2019 02:57 PM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  

(04-23-2019 10:51 AM)SeaFM Wrote:  

Awesome.

I’ll identify as a disabled Métis lesbian from now on.

Found your spirit animal. A Lesbian Mohawk Disabled Church "pastor" and residential school survivor

Canada topping the Clown World Index yet again.

She just needs a hijab to top things off.

[911]

So apparently, Chrystia Freeland is plotting to take over from Trudeau. It's scary to think that as bad things are today, they could be even worse...

https://theduran.com/canadian-neocon-chr...eau-video/

"Foreign Affairs Minister Chrystia Freeland has been regularly engaging in private conversations with Stephen Bronfman — the Liberal Party’s treasurer — in recent weeks, a staffer inside her office tells The Chronicle. The Bronfmans have been the principal financiers of the Liberal Party of Canada for more than one hundred years.

Worried about the stability of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau‘s government, Mr. Bronfman initiated at least one of those conversations in a private phone call in February, during which Freeland offered Bronfman reassurances that — in the event Trudeau is forced to resign — Cabinet would be prepared to act swiftly to ensure the party would have a ‘robust message’ heading into October elections.

Freeland even named herself as a ‘suitable and likely’ successor to Trudeau, noting by name that Ministers Carolyn Bennett, Bill Morneau, and Catherine McKenna are ‘solidly’ in her camp, should the situation necessitate a battle for the leadership post. Joyce Murray, Ralph Goodale, and Carla Qualthrough were identified as being obstacles to her succession.

The tension between the newly named Treasury Board President Joyce Murray and Chrystia Freeland has complicated recent Cabinet meetings. Trudeau, a more junior MP, had challenged Murray for the Liberal Party’s leadership in 2013. She nearly defeated the less experienced ‘golden boy’. Many see Murray as a more worthy successor to Trudeau than Freeland, who continues to endure criticism for her handling of NAFTA and is less popular in the Western region of the country.

Not long after that call, Freeland had a ‘serendipitous’ encounter with Charles Bronfman, the 87-year-old brother of the late Edgar Bronfman, Sr, who encouraged her to ‘keep quiet’, having seen her name mentioned as Trudeau’s likely successor and noting the appearance of several editorials encouraging her to seek the post.

Freeland, with the reflexes of a diplomat, hurriedly denied that she would position herself to succeed Trudeau publicly and blamed the talk on ‘political speculators’, a term that created some awkwardness in the conversation. Neither wanted to ask the other whether Bronfman was the ‘political speculator’ to whom she, perhaps unknowingly, referenced.

The same source tells The Chronicle that Freeland has been heard in her office ‘reciting grandiose political rhetoric’ by herself — as if she were rehearsing for a pivotal speech."

https://buffalochronicle.com/2019/04/02/...-minister/


An electoral snapshot from the Duran article:

[scotian]

Fucking east coast Liberal retards will never learn. All Scheer’s war room would have to do to make Freeland look like an idiot is run ads featuring her appearance on Bill Maher’s show a few years ago during the Syrian refugee crisis.