Call me crazy, but I predict "Spinster" taxes/laws incoming
All the pre
will fully mature, and will then demand attention deficit taxes. You see, all the attention and compliments and free shit they grew accustomed to while in their 20's and 30's begin to wane as their singular asset diminishes, they will then demand the gobernment to enact alimony taxes, so they may stay in the lives they are accustomed to. And being without children to distract them from this
need will drive them insane.
To mitigate this insanity, there will be attention quotas to fill.
If you haven't thirsted and fawned over aged mid 30- mid 50 women up to a certain percentage of all your online social interactions, then you will be fined.
If you ignore the roaming Mindy Kahling-esque buffalo herds, and they record you making them
feel invisible, you will be jailed.
Don't worry, Hillary will help these aging spinsters feel equal and young again.
(I'm not drunk, but this probably belongs in that lounge)