[Conscious Pirate]

Pussy past

[Suits]

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But the victim did not close the door in time and was struck in the head by a steel shard from the explosion.

Sounds like it blew prematurely.

[El Chinito loco]

This is Europe so we must use soccer terms..this is what they call an "own goal."

[Belgrano]

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But the victim did not close the door in time and was struck in the head by a steel shard from the explosion.

It banged his brains out.

[mikado]

Behaving like that should be condom'ed by the law.

[Suits]

This is how bad it has gotten for the male members of society in the Western world. Modern men have to choose between potentially blowing their own heads off and 18 years of child support payments.

Personally, I don't think this guy ended up with the short end of the stick.

[Suits]

[Windom Earle]

The last thing to go through his head was literally money, condoms and blue steel.