Miami Florida.
An updated data sheet based for my 10th anniv living here.
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I will share some of my knowledge of South Florida here, hopefully just enough to make you want to visit and find out for yourself. In case you didn't know already South Florida means Southeast Florida which is Miami, West Palm Beach, Ft. Lauderdale and surrounding areas. (No one says Southeast Florida but they do say Southwest Florida when referring to Naples). I will mostly focus on Miami.
Miami is a city of layers. I say layers because until the last few years the various groups were light ships passing in the night and had little to do with each other. That has changed now due to growth. If you look far beneath the surface, you can find some of what it was originally, a sleepy port city "beyond" the end of the train line. Today it is a young city, incorporated in 1896 with most of its growth after the 70s. It is growing rapidly and young and has a mostly foreign born population. The most famous layer, and the most influential today is the "Cuban layer." The Cuban population is several generations including 1st, 2nd, 3rd generation Cuban, and Cubans still arrive regularly. You can meet a Cuban girl in Miami whose
grandparents came to Miami, or Cubans who just arrived. All Miami and Miami-Dade county politics are Cuban dominated. If you want your building plans looked at in Miami you hire a plan runner who is Cuban and takes cafe cubano to piso 4 regularmente. There are also still a few Midwestern and Northeastern type Americans around and recently a new wave of New Yorkers. There is a very large and mostly rich Jewish population in Miami most of whom are Americans born here, but there are also members of the Jewish population from all over South America and Cuba. You would have to be local to know this but Cuban Jews are known as Jewbans. This is not a derogatory term at all, has not been discovered by SJWs, and may be used with no offense taken by any race or religion or lack thereof. Speaking of SJWs there is good news here. They do NOT dominate the entire culture yet. More recent "layers" are Colombian, Venezuelan, and most recently and importantly Brazillian. Of lesser importance and influence but nonetheless repressented in Miami are populations of Haitians, Argentines, Peruvians, and some Central Americans. Banking and trade are actually far more important than tourism.
Miami is a huge exporter, port and air cargo traffic hub. Most wealthy families from all over South America do not trust the currencies or banks of thier local countries and come to Miami for peace of mind. What was a trend of coming back and forth has now become dominated by such people fully moving themselves and thier families here. When I read that the American in me thinks a couple with little kids but when I say bring their family its everyone, so you have a nice population of single 20s and 30s girls that got here this way.
All of this influx of people mostly from outside the US has created an air of competition like nowhere else in the US. Success, looks, being thin and hot, being popular, doing fun water sports and hanging out in cool restaurants are all valued in Miami. The overall atmosphere can be a bit shallow but I'll take that any day over climate change warriors and 10% state income taxes. (Florida has none.) The women are constantly held up to an impossible standard because there are literally model quality women at every turn. Dressing dumpy like sweats to go to Target like the rest of America is literally not seen here. I am not saying there aren't fat hogs at all and yes we have our growing share of green hair nose pierced women as well but they are not the norm. What many outsiders fail to realize due to some image from tv about latinos, or their local corner of town taken over by
taquerias, is that Miami, unlike the rest of the US attracts a huge huge percentage of rich and middle class immigrants from these countries. Cuba is the exception replace rich with educated. The amount of capital flowing into South Florida from elsewhere is staggering. No, it's not New York but we have a street lined with gold called Brickell Avenue home to more banks that you never heard of in your life. Ok enough social commentary on to the areas and game. I am not going to mention every suburb, if I do it is because it has some significance to game.
Miami - Brickell
This is a mix of bank high rises and condo high rises. This is where the bank money, new money and the young professionals meet. If you are moving here from out of town you will need to rent $2800+ for a one bedroom and they will ask you for four months even with good credit. First, last, sec, and condo security deposit. Mary Brickell Village has some of the most consistently full bars and open late bars in the entire area. Watch out for Blue Martini, professional thieves work the bar, drug patrons and steal valuables. That crime is a bit of an anomily in the area which is basically safe. A police officer once told me "if I could put an officer there 24 hours a day I would." The starbucks in this village is awesome. In Brickell proper go to the happy hours at Vapiano and the excellent Argentine resturant Novecento. The club names and locations and where is hot changes so rapidly I don't even pay attention unless a group of friends is going. Spazio is awesome but get ready to burn money. Segafredo is better for game and most times you can walk in for free. In this area in general you will not do well looking like you are from Orlando or Pennsylvania, wearing polos or talking about your desk job. You need to dress well and stay away from Spanish if you only speak "un poco." High class area and crowds.
Key Biscayne and Fischer Island - Miami area
These are upper class areas with limited but existing opportunities for game but worth visiting. KB is open and FI is not. Mostly family population and nothing at all late night unless you are in a private home.
Downtown Miami
This is tourist central. The vast majority of office space is Brickell so Downtown is unique here. Lots of old independent street shopping geared towards tourists. These tourists are CRUISE stops or here before or after a cruise. There is a tourist only mall called Bayfront. This is where the Ultra Music takes place btw. There are a few clubs nearby in an area called Overtown which is an old formerly mostly black area. This is the youngest club goers in Miami and the best night game in the city. If you are any good at hotel lobby game, go to the Intercontinental then just pm me later to thank me.
Midtown, Edgewater, Wynwood and the Design District.
These names are interchanged by the geographically ignorant but they are distinct areas in Miami just north of downtown, up or near Biscayne Blvd. Edgewater is mostly condo residential with some furniture stores high end dealers, and some cool resturants sprinkled in. For doggy park game go to the parks by the bay. Midtown is a huge condo shopping complex with a shockly high level of single girls and loads of resturants. Bring your dog here too. Wynwood, the art gallery district, is the center of the Universe right now. Despite it is mostly filled Shitty arbitrary art, people trying to bring back "cruising," and a notable effort for hipsterism to take hold in Miami, it is a must visit. The hipsters may be the loudest but they are not the majority. There are only a few places in the world where you can see a steady stream of dozens of 8s, 9s and 10s all day long and Panther Coffee is one. The other such places are also in Miami. The Design District is high end furniture shops and more recently high end designer goods. Think Rodeo Drive in the making. There is incredible game here but you need to get invited to a evening party in one of the design galleries.
Little Havana
You must visit Calle Ocho or 8th St SW. The nightclubs are excellent when there are people. I cannot tell you which nights because it is literally random. A weekend might be packed or not, the places are trendy and music. You will be among friends at Brickell Cigars.
Miami Beach
There is some info here on Miami Beach on other threads so even though this is what most people think of and the reason most come to Miami for tourism I will keep it brief. Is there outstanding game? Yes. There are always tourists here from Europe and South America and recently a few from China. When you look at a map look at Collins as well as Ocean Drive which goes along the beach. South Beach is from the Southen tip to about 15th. The numbered streets are east west. Also see Lincoln Road, which is a shopping walking street, and West Avenue. West Ave is locals, and Lincon and Collins are tourists. The middle beach 20s all the way to 60s are snowbirds and quieter locals. North beach (70s) is Argentina. Everyone except you will be from Argentina. You have every opportunity in these areas from clubs to beach to coffe shop and other day game. For clubs stick with big name ad big crowds the little places tend to get dry quick. Niki Beach etc. Each hotel has its own bar scene outside on the edge of the beach boardwalk and these are goldmines sometimes as well. Avoid Washington Ave with its seedy hotels and crowd and avoid Miami Beach on Memorial Day weekend which is Urban Beach weekend. UBW attacts a very low end crowd, is famous for violence and drug arrests of 300 lb tattooed women in strings looking for free hotel rooms and free drinks. You will endure three hour waits to drive to the beach via the one open lande with 300 cops and license plate readers to get across to see this spectacle. It's a bad vibe UBW because of the level, it attracts that weekend.
Bal Harbor and Sunny Isles Beach
Bal Harbor is an extremely rich little beach condo community with plenty of $12,000,000 whole floor condos to choose from and a little outdoor mall filled with designer shops. If you want to slum it you can visit Neiman Marcus. It costs $5 an hour to park at this mall, but wait! It's half price if you validate. Nice places to eat. Just up the road is Sunny Isles Beach, an absolute miracle of beautiful Russian women with some hot Columbians as well. Russian food, Russina real estate agents, Russians everywhere. And then every fourth license plate is Quebec. Montreal called and they want their rich people back to feed to the SJWs. Nice beaches, plenty of hotel bars and resturants. Must visit SIB. Up the road Hollywood Beach is worth visiting because its the last place left that's old. Nice regular girls hanging out every night and plenty of boardwalk bars. Aventura is nearby and is more family oriented. Its where sort of rich people live because they are not sure where to live. Shopping and traffic hell.
Coral Gables
This is a city most tourists don't hit but its only 10 minutes from downtown Miami and is its own world. Very high end city with stunning women from all over South America. Very few clubs but tons of resturants. Walk up and down Miracle Mile to get the idea. If you are into stunning milfs go to Houstons bar 7 nights a week. A repeat of the Brickell banks with other names.
Coconut Grove
This is the old Miami and has a bar and resturant walking scene in a neat little compact area. Young and laid back and low key. The places are always packed. Day and late-ish night. A few tiny clubs. Very highly recomended. Stay at the Sonesta.
Doral
This is the western suburbs but only mentioned here because it is almost totally Venezuelan. It is actually named Doralzuela. There are some big suburban style bar and grill places in and around the huge malls here. Go to Flanigans for the best place to eat and drink but unfortunately this is usually a bad ratio. Big name gyms here are full of bored hot women.
Hialeah
Hialeah is not Miami. Its Cuba. Its young and crowded and fun. It is an absolute gold mine. Nuff said.
A brief summary of the nearby important cities:
Ft Lauderdale
Easy game. Las Olas walking shopping and bars district and Ft Lauderdale beach are what you need here. You will find tourists and locals. Much more American than Miami. I have seen girls flashing guys in bars here to get attention. Its adult spring break all year.
West Palm Beach
Recently seemed like only old rich snowbirds but now has a slowly growing younger population and some opportunity. Get Blue Martini on your gps and then let your eyes guide you to do the rest up and down the street.
Boca Raton
Another blue-hair community but with a surprising number of young people in the bars along the beach. Worth visiting if you are near. BTW the Brazilians are taking over here and other nearby suburbs. If you cant afford a ticket to SP just come here.
Shared in the spirit of abundance. Any questions feel free to ask here or pm me.
An updated data sheet based for my 10th anniv living here.
Bring your wallet.
I will share some of my knowledge of South Florida here, hopefully just enough to make you want to visit and find out for yourself. In case you didn't know already South Florida means Southeast Florida which is Miami, West Palm Beach, Ft. Lauderdale and surrounding areas. (No one says Southeast Florida but they do say Southwest Florida when referring to Naples). I will mostly focus on Miami.
Miami is a city of layers. I say layers because until the last few years the various groups were light ships passing in the night and had little to do with each other. That has changed now due to growth. If you look far beneath the surface, you can find some of what it was originally, a sleepy port city "beyond" the end of the train line. Today it is a young city, incorporated in 1896 with most of its growth after the 70s. It is growing rapidly and young and has a mostly foreign born population. The most famous layer, and the most influential today is the "Cuban layer." The Cuban population is several generations including 1st, 2nd, 3rd generation Cuban, and Cubans still arrive regularly. You can meet a Cuban girl in Miami whose
grandparents came to Miami, or Cubans who just arrived. All Miami and Miami-Dade county politics are Cuban dominated. If you want your building plans looked at in Miami you hire a plan runner who is Cuban and takes cafe cubano to piso 4 regularmente. There are also still a few Midwestern and Northeastern type Americans around and recently a new wave of New Yorkers. There is a very large and mostly rich Jewish population in Miami most of whom are Americans born here, but there are also members of the Jewish population from all over South America and Cuba. You would have to be local to know this but Cuban Jews are known as Jewbans. This is not a derogatory term at all, has not been discovered by SJWs, and may be used with no offense taken by any race or religion or lack thereof. Speaking of SJWs there is good news here. They do NOT dominate the entire culture yet. More recent "layers" are Colombian, Venezuelan, and most recently and importantly Brazillian. Of lesser importance and influence but nonetheless repressented in Miami are populations of Haitians, Argentines, Peruvians, and some Central Americans. Banking and trade are actually far more important than tourism.
Miami is a huge exporter, port and air cargo traffic hub. Most wealthy families from all over South America do not trust the currencies or banks of thier local countries and come to Miami for peace of mind. What was a trend of coming back and forth has now become dominated by such people fully moving themselves and thier families here. When I read that the American in me thinks a couple with little kids but when I say bring their family its everyone, so you have a nice population of single 20s and 30s girls that got here this way.
All of this influx of people mostly from outside the US has created an air of competition like nowhere else in the US. Success, looks, being thin and hot, being popular, doing fun water sports and hanging out in cool restaurants are all valued in Miami. The overall atmosphere can be a bit shallow but I'll take that any day over climate change warriors and 10% state income taxes. (Florida has none.) The women are constantly held up to an impossible standard because there are literally model quality women at every turn. Dressing dumpy like sweats to go to Target like the rest of America is literally not seen here. I am not saying there aren't fat hogs at all and yes we have our growing share of green hair nose pierced women as well but they are not the norm. What many outsiders fail to realize due to some image from tv about latinos, or their local corner of town taken over by
taquerias, is that Miami, unlike the rest of the US attracts a huge huge percentage of rich and middle class immigrants from these countries. Cuba is the exception replace rich with educated. The amount of capital flowing into South Florida from elsewhere is staggering. No, it's not New York but we have a street lined with gold called Brickell Avenue home to more banks that you never heard of in your life. Ok enough social commentary on to the areas and game. I am not going to mention every suburb, if I do it is because it has some significance to game.
Miami - Brickell
This is a mix of bank high rises and condo high rises. This is where the bank money, new money and the young professionals meet. If you are moving here from out of town you will need to rent $2800+ for a one bedroom and they will ask you for four months even with good credit. First, last, sec, and condo security deposit. Mary Brickell Village has some of the most consistently full bars and open late bars in the entire area. Watch out for Blue Martini, professional thieves work the bar, drug patrons and steal valuables. That crime is a bit of an anomily in the area which is basically safe. A police officer once told me "if I could put an officer there 24 hours a day I would." The starbucks in this village is awesome. In Brickell proper go to the happy hours at Vapiano and the excellent Argentine resturant Novecento. The club names and locations and where is hot changes so rapidly I don't even pay attention unless a group of friends is going. Spazio is awesome but get ready to burn money. Segafredo is better for game and most times you can walk in for free. In this area in general you will not do well looking like you are from Orlando or Pennsylvania, wearing polos or talking about your desk job. You need to dress well and stay away from Spanish if you only speak "un poco." High class area and crowds.
Key Biscayne and Fischer Island - Miami area
These are upper class areas with limited but existing opportunities for game but worth visiting. KB is open and FI is not. Mostly family population and nothing at all late night unless you are in a private home.
Downtown Miami
This is tourist central. The vast majority of office space is Brickell so Downtown is unique here. Lots of old independent street shopping geared towards tourists. These tourists are CRUISE stops or here before or after a cruise. There is a tourist only mall called Bayfront. This is where the Ultra Music takes place btw. There are a few clubs nearby in an area called Overtown which is an old formerly mostly black area. This is the youngest club goers in Miami and the best night game in the city. If you are any good at hotel lobby game, go to the Intercontinental then just pm me later to thank me.
Midtown, Edgewater, Wynwood and the Design District.
These names are interchanged by the geographically ignorant but they are distinct areas in Miami just north of downtown, up or near Biscayne Blvd. Edgewater is mostly condo residential with some furniture stores high end dealers, and some cool resturants sprinkled in. For doggy park game go to the parks by the bay. Midtown is a huge condo shopping complex with a shockly high level of single girls and loads of resturants. Bring your dog here too. Wynwood, the art gallery district, is the center of the Universe right now. Despite it is mostly filled Shitty arbitrary art, people trying to bring back "cruising," and a notable effort for hipsterism to take hold in Miami, it is a must visit. The hipsters may be the loudest but they are not the majority. There are only a few places in the world where you can see a steady stream of dozens of 8s, 9s and 10s all day long and Panther Coffee is one. The other such places are also in Miami. The Design District is high end furniture shops and more recently high end designer goods. Think Rodeo Drive in the making. There is incredible game here but you need to get invited to a evening party in one of the design galleries.
Little Havana
You must visit Calle Ocho or 8th St SW. The nightclubs are excellent when there are people. I cannot tell you which nights because it is literally random. A weekend might be packed or not, the places are trendy and music. You will be among friends at Brickell Cigars.
Miami Beach
There is some info here on Miami Beach on other threads so even though this is what most people think of and the reason most come to Miami for tourism I will keep it brief. Is there outstanding game? Yes. There are always tourists here from Europe and South America and recently a few from China. When you look at a map look at Collins as well as Ocean Drive which goes along the beach. South Beach is from the Southen tip to about 15th. The numbered streets are east west. Also see Lincoln Road, which is a shopping walking street, and West Avenue. West Ave is locals, and Lincon and Collins are tourists. The middle beach 20s all the way to 60s are snowbirds and quieter locals. North beach (70s) is Argentina. Everyone except you will be from Argentina. You have every opportunity in these areas from clubs to beach to coffe shop and other day game. For clubs stick with big name ad big crowds the little places tend to get dry quick. Niki Beach etc. Each hotel has its own bar scene outside on the edge of the beach boardwalk and these are goldmines sometimes as well. Avoid Washington Ave with its seedy hotels and crowd and avoid Miami Beach on Memorial Day weekend which is Urban Beach weekend. UBW attacts a very low end crowd, is famous for violence and drug arrests of 300 lb tattooed women in strings looking for free hotel rooms and free drinks. You will endure three hour waits to drive to the beach via the one open lande with 300 cops and license plate readers to get across to see this spectacle. It's a bad vibe UBW because of the level, it attracts that weekend.
Bal Harbor and Sunny Isles Beach
Bal Harbor is an extremely rich little beach condo community with plenty of $12,000,000 whole floor condos to choose from and a little outdoor mall filled with designer shops. If you want to slum it you can visit Neiman Marcus. It costs $5 an hour to park at this mall, but wait! It's half price if you validate. Nice places to eat. Just up the road is Sunny Isles Beach, an absolute miracle of beautiful Russian women with some hot Columbians as well. Russian food, Russina real estate agents, Russians everywhere. And then every fourth license plate is Quebec. Montreal called and they want their rich people back to feed to the SJWs. Nice beaches, plenty of hotel bars and resturants. Must visit SIB. Up the road Hollywood Beach is worth visiting because its the last place left that's old. Nice regular girls hanging out every night and plenty of boardwalk bars. Aventura is nearby and is more family oriented. Its where sort of rich people live because they are not sure where to live. Shopping and traffic hell.
Coral Gables
This is a city most tourists don't hit but its only 10 minutes from downtown Miami and is its own world. Very high end city with stunning women from all over South America. Very few clubs but tons of resturants. Walk up and down Miracle Mile to get the idea. If you are into stunning milfs go to Houstons bar 7 nights a week. A repeat of the Brickell banks with other names.
Coconut Grove
This is the old Miami and has a bar and resturant walking scene in a neat little compact area. Young and laid back and low key. The places are always packed. Day and late-ish night. A few tiny clubs. Very highly recomended. Stay at the Sonesta.
Doral
This is the western suburbs but only mentioned here because it is almost totally Venezuelan. It is actually named Doralzuela. There are some big suburban style bar and grill places in and around the huge malls here. Go to Flanigans for the best place to eat and drink but unfortunately this is usually a bad ratio. Big name gyms here are full of bored hot women.
Hialeah
Hialeah is not Miami. Its Cuba. Its young and crowded and fun. It is an absolute gold mine. Nuff said.
A brief summary of the nearby important cities:
Ft Lauderdale
Easy game. Las Olas walking shopping and bars district and Ft Lauderdale beach are what you need here. You will find tourists and locals. Much more American than Miami. I have seen girls flashing guys in bars here to get attention. Its adult spring break all year.
West Palm Beach
Recently seemed like only old rich snowbirds but now has a slowly growing younger population and some opportunity. Get Blue Martini on your gps and then let your eyes guide you to do the rest up and down the street.
Boca Raton
Another blue-hair community but with a surprising number of young people in the bars along the beach. Worth visiting if you are near. BTW the Brazilians are taking over here and other nearby suburbs. If you cant afford a ticket to SP just come here.
Shared in the spirit of abundance. Any questions feel free to ask here or pm me.
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