[DallasSteve]

(11-27-2015 12:13 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  

I have found most strippers to be of one of the below categories

1) Lower class girls who've had a very rough childhood (like mommy being a crack whore and daddy touching her kind of shit) who are female psychopaths.

2) Girls from working class families who didn't necessarily have a bad childhood but ended up making a couple of bad decisions in their teens and ended up taking the easy way out to quick money. Easily could have been dental assistants or nurses.

I think there's a third type that's very common today:

3) Women from foreign countries that find out they can make a lot of money teasing desperate guys in this country. Their countries don't view prostitution as being a big deal and when the opportunity to make some serious money presents itself (they don't have a serious career in this country) they jump at the chance.

[puckerman]

She is a stripper. Her naked body is the product. The man is the customer. The man has every right to express his dissatisfaction with the product. She probably got fired.

I also wonder how many records these clubs keep on their strippers. I think most strippers just give a cut to the club and others in the club. Do the clubs have real names, addresses, phone numbers, and SSN's?

[Bear Hands]

(12-01-2015 02:58 PM)puckerman Wrote:  

She is a stripper. Her naked body is the product. The man is the customer. The man has every right to express his dissatisfaction with the product. She probably got fired.

I also wonder how many records these clubs keep on their strippers. I think most strippers just give a cut to the club and others in the club. Do the clubs have real names, addresses, phone numbers, and SSN's?

Some of them do. I had the unfortunate luck to be in a club for a friend's birthday when he told a stripper filling out a W2 that I knew something about them and could help her.

[redpillage]

(11-27-2015 12:13 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  

I have found most strippers to be of one of the below categories

1) Lower class girls who've had a very rough childhood (like mommy being a crack whore and daddy touching her kind of shit) who are female psychopaths.

2) Girls from working class families who didn't necessarily have a bad childhood but ended up making a couple of bad decisions in their teens and ended up taking the easy way out to quick money. Easily could have been dental assistants or nurses.

You DO NOT fuck with the first type.

The second type are so easy to manipulate and fuck however.

Back in North Dakota I was at the bar trying to order a drink & this cute 20 year old stripper approaches me and demands in the bitchiest white girl voice ever " Hey get me a Long Island!!" and immediately turns around and starts talking to her co-workers.

I tell her she's a bitch.

She goes ballistic and her friends run to the door to call the bouncer.

While she's going off on me I calmly stop her and say " I didn't say you were a bitch. I said you're acting like a bitch. Stop it! It's not you. I can tell you're from a good family and you seem like such a sweetheart. Just be yourself and stop acting like all those other girls around here"

She starts bawling her eyes out and when the bouncers came to kick me out she told them to let me stay.

She spent the next 20 minutes hugging me, crying and telling me about her family while i was trying to get drunk. After her shift was done she followed me to my car and gave me a blowjob.

If tried that shit on the first category however i probably would have had a beer bottle smashed against my skull. It's all about screening.

Wow - respect. You turned a female tactical nuke into a sloppy BJ. That's some grade A Jedi mind game.



Can I be your padawan?

[wi30]

I'll bite and give my latest strip club story.

A couple months ago I was up in Minnesota with some hockey buddies playing a few games and going on a bender. We ended up at Sugar Daddies outside of St. Cloud. Luckily we showed up near black out since they didn't serve alcohol. Actually passed a bottle around the car on the ride over with a sheriff choosing not to pull us over. (I do dumb shit when I fall back into my junior hockey mindset.)

After getting in and grabbing seats by the stage, my dumbest buddy (who was sober and driving us), started buying lap dances for the guys who never get laid. The rest of us stayed by the stage and gave our obligatory dollar for each dancer. Said dumbest buddy spent the rest of his time and checking account on private dances.

Me and my friend next to me would throw one buck in front of us before each dancer in the way you would tip a bartender refilling your glass. Unfortunately, a fat disgusting girl named Mariah stomped up and my buddy and I couldn't pull our dollars off the stage quick enough. She saw us and desperately thundered to our side of the stage. The cottage cheese was unbearable. She made a total of four dollars for her song. Two were accidentally ours.

After the dance I went over to the server (who was sexier than any dancer) and told her to come find me when Mariah came out. She tapped my shoulder after a few minutes and led me to Mariah. I gave her this huge bullshit story about how my one buddy was going through this tough divorce, losing custody of his kids, all his money, the whole nine yards. Somehow drunk me kept a straight face the entire time. I pointed her to one of my buddies we hadn't fucked with yet and said not to say anything about the divorce because he was very sensitive about it. (For the record, he was a single 23 year old guy.) She pulled him into the corner and started whispering sweet nothings into his ear while simultaneously squashing him. We watched and cheered from the stage area. She followed him around after that and also offered to bang one of my other buddies for 50 bucks. My buddy who was squashed later told me she continually whispered, "you're sooo sexy baby" while licking his ear for 15 minutes.

Long story short, don't tell fat strippers they are fat. Pay them 25 bucks so you can fuck with your buddies.