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11-25-2015, 02:29 PM
This one time, I think I was in college, I was at Volcanic Eruptions on Route 40 in South Jersey and this girl, who was at the time, the best one there (I'm 100% sure any guy who went there in the late 90's knows exactly who I'm talking about) and who was there for a few years, was on stage. Some guy touched her, she pushed him hard, and he ended up falling back in his chair and hitting the ground really hard. He obviously got immediately kicked out, so I'm not sure how hurt he was.
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11-25-2015, 03:29 PM
also from the article
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He also blamed the insults on the alcohol, telling police he was at "an 11 out of 10" level of drunk.
This guy sounds hilarious. Here are some other 'ejectable/assaultable' offenses I have seen over the years at strip clubs.
Yelling "if I wanted to watch a whale, I would have stayed home and watched discovery channel"
Yelling "if I wanted to see Shamu, I would have gone to sea world"
Power slapping a stripper in the ass as she walks by
One finger hooking a strippers thong as she turns around and releasing for maximum impact
No thank you on a lap dance, I don't want herpes all over my face
Pimp slapping a stripper in the face after she throws your drink on you, after you insult her. I don't know if that guy made it out of the back alley alive after being removed by the bouncers.
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11-25-2015, 03:32 PM
I'm not seeing this as funny at all.
A guy gets viciously assaulted for "insulting" a woman. But the media treats it as a big fucking joke.
If a man had smashed a woman in the face five times after she called him fat, he would be in jail right now with a high bond, facing felony charges, and the media would crucify him about his "male privilege."
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11-25-2015, 04:11 PM
If you have money boss the stripper around. She's great practice as you can apply the same game to club girls.
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11-25-2015, 04:14 PM
Friends and I went to a strip joint to celebrate someone's 18th birthday, there was this fat mexican stripper with no tits dancing and we wouldn't tip, so she was miffed at us and leaving, seeing we were none too impressed said "At least I don't work at McDonalds" yeahhh...
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11-25-2015, 05:40 PM
One time I got a stripper so pissed at me that she was throwing her tips at me while screaming "Fuck you" at the top of her lungs as she stormed off stage. Long story short my group decides to go to the strip club last minute and there is this one stripper kept coming up to me offering me lap dances and shit. Considering I was wasted like this guy in the story, had no cash and there was no fucking way I was gonna pay a five dollar ATM fee. I kept blowing her off and I think she might have approached me three times in about 30 minutes. Well it was her turn to dance on stage and she kept staring at me and a I have this stupid grin on my face and that is when she snapped.
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11-25-2015, 08:07 PM
Quote: (11-25-2015 03:32 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:
I'm not seeing this as funny at all.
A guy gets viciously assaulted for "insulting" a woman. But the media treats it as a big fucking joke.
If a man had smashed a woman in the face five times after she called him fat, he would be in jail right now with a high bond, facing felony charges, and the media would crucify him about his "male privilege."
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Even before the age of radical feminism the strip club had its own set of special rules. You conduct yourself with a modicum of respect and don't touch the strippers, even if they touch you. Thats been strip club code since at least 1995. Well at least everywhere except quebec where its a free for all
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11-25-2015, 08:17 PM
Insulting women who are emotionally fucked up and scared to begin with, has never been high on my radar.
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11-26-2015, 02:43 AM
I am quite surprised to see that this didn't happen in Florida.
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11-27-2015, 03:08 AM
If you have money boss the stripper around. She's great practice as you can apply the same game to club girls.
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11-27-2015, 12:07 PM
Quote: (11-27-2015 11:39 AM)DallasSteve Wrote:
Quote: (11-25-2015 08:07 PM)Dr. Howard Wrote:
Even before the age of radical feminism the strip club had its own set of special rules. You conduct yourself with a modicum of respect and don't touch the strippers, even if they touch you. Thats been strip club code since at least 1995. Well at least everywhere except quebec where its a free for all
I would say that was the rule back in the 80s and 90s. Maybe you haven't been to clubs lately, or maybe it's just different in Texas, but there's a lot of touching strippers now. You just have to start slow and see what she's going to allow. The managers aren't going to bounce you if you're respecting her limits.
Haven't been to clubs lately, I am likely out of date.
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11-27-2015, 12:13 PM
I have found most strippers to be of one of the below categories
1) Lower class girls who've had a very rough childhood (like mommy being a crack whore and daddy touching her kind of shit) who are female psychopaths.
2) Girls from working class families who didn't necessarily have a bad childhood but ended up making a couple of bad decisions in their teens and ended up taking the easy way out to quick money. Easily could have been dental assistants or nurses.
You DO NOT fuck with the first type.
The second type are so easy to manipulate and fuck however.
Back in North Dakota I was at the bar trying to order a drink & this cute 20 year old stripper approaches me and demands in the bitchiest white girl voice ever " Hey get me a Long Island!!" and immediately turns around and starts talking to her co-workers.
I tell her she's a bitch.
She goes ballistic and her friends run to the door to call the bouncer.
While she's going off on me I calmly stop her and say " I didn't say you were a bitch. I said you're acting like a bitch. Stop it! It's not you. I can tell you're from a good family and you seem like such a sweetheart. Just be yourself and stop acting like all those other girls around here"
She starts bawling her eyes out and when the bouncers came to kick me out she told them to let me stay.
She spent the next 20 minutes hugging me, crying and telling me about her family while i was trying to get drunk. After her shift was done she followed me to my car and gave me a blowjob.
If tried that shit on the first category however i probably would have had a beer bottle smashed against my skull. It's all about screening.