[spokepoker]

(12-02-2015 12:24 AM)Horus Wrote:  

Has this just morphed into the new "delete" thread?

It's bearly pawsable.

[Paracelsus]

While Leonardo DiCaprio gets raped by bear is a wonderful potential addition to the delete thread, I don't think it quite suits Delete Thread's bi-polar nature. That thread is a load-bearing wonder.

[spokepoker]

Bear to keep in mind that this is a whole nother animal.

[Avon Barksdale]

(12-02-2015 12:22 AM)getdownonit Wrote:  

The rooshv forum everybody!

sexual chocolate

[Fender_Bender]

Instantly thought of this ancient Onion article, a classic bear pun reference piece

"Black Bear Attacks, Rapes Zookeeper"

Here's a little dog-bites-man tale we couldn't resist! Except replace "dog" with "850-pound black bear"! And "bites" with "anally violate"!

Yes, last Saturday a zookeeper at the Metropolitan Zoo had "claws" for alarm when he was attacked and raped by the same black bear he had raised from a cub! Geez, talk about gratitude!

"It was horrible, just horrible, " sobbed an eyewitness. Guess she sure got an eyeful!

The bear, named "Barry", " attacked zookeeper Ron Gilks as Gilks entered the cage to give him dinner. Barry lunged at his throat, goring him with his huge claws and razor-sharp teeth. Some of the claw marks were three-quarters of an inch deep. Ouch!

Then, astonished onlookers could "bearly" believe what happened next--Barry began to brutally rape zookeeper Gilks!

Frantic zookeepers rushed for rifles as others tried to divert the bear. But there was no stopping Barry! This bear kept "bearing down, " and Gilks just had to grin and "bear" it! Maybe Barry was mistaking him for his "honey"!

Barry's 27-inch phallus, armed with guard hairs as sharp as red-hot needles, shot through Gilks' rectum, shattered his lower spine and skewered his colon, causing his entire lower torso to "cave" in! Yikes! Bet that wasn't the type of "cave" you had in mind when you took up zookeeping, Mr. Gilks!

And can you imagine Gilks' surprise when Barry's putrid ursine semen flooded his ruptured chest cavity? (By the way, Mr. Gilks, whatever cologne you've been wearing, where can the public get some?)

Finally, zookeeper Eric Pulliam shot Barry with a tranquilizer gun and pulled Gilks from the cage. The unconscious bear was later destroyed. Hey, this "Yogi" made a major "Boo-Boo"!

"I have worked with dangerous animals before, " zoo director Kate Donegal said. "But never have I seen any animal sexually assault a human being." "Barry"? Try "Scary"! Meanwhile, Gilks was pronounced dead at an area hospital--but at least he died grinning and bearing it! No doubt, this episode gives new meaning to the term, "Do not feed the bears!"

[Conscious Pirate]

(12-02-2015 12:36 AM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

(12-02-2015 12:04 AM)Dusty Wrote:  

(12-01-2015 11:52 PM)Horus Wrote:  

(12-01-2015 11:32 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

But only with clawsable deniability

If you get fucked by a bear in the woods and no-one was around to hear it, did it actually happen?

Does the pope shit in the woods?

If a bear shits on the Pope in the woods are you in Dubai?

No.

You're a Tiger

[Horus]

I found the unauthorised release of the scene of Leo being fucked by Bear.

[eljeffster]

(12-02-2015 12:36 AM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

(12-02-2015 12:04 AM)Dusty Wrote:  

(12-01-2015 11:52 PM)Horus Wrote:  

(12-01-2015 11:32 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

But only with clawsable deniability

If you get fucked by a bear in the woods and no-one was around to hear it, did it actually happen?

Does the pope shit in the woods?

If a bear shits on the Pope in the woods are you in Dubai?

Bears only shit while fighting.

[YossariansRight]

If Leo gets UIV (Ursine Immunodeficiency virus) and marries the bear he’ll get that Oscar for sure.

[kaotic]