First experience with a whale who I thought was gonna be slim - got totally tricked. Never happened before.
Been randomly adding girls from Tinder onto snapchat....most of my snaps are workout/with friends etc
One girl snaps me - face looks alright, does not look obese. Maybe a 6/ 7 from the well angled photos. She sends a lot of snaps, general bollocks. Seems very keen. She has never asked for name, age etc.
Go out Saturday night on halloween. It was very busy. Later on in the evening she snaps asking for phone number. Very drunk, I sent it to her. Went to a club, some hot asian girl dancing and I accidentally walked straight into her knocking her.
I don't think she intended to do it to get me to initiate. I was very drunk so maybe she did. She turns around and we look at each other for a split second then start kissing.
Off my face at this point, I touch ass/tits/bits over skirt. She starts asking my name. Music was too loud, we dance a little and make out more then her friends left and she was trying to talk to me but then left. Probably became apparent I was in no fit state to even be standing. Shame, as she was really nice looking (maybe beer goggles) and had I not been off my face I would have handled it different.
Anyway, the fatty from snapchat comes over after ringing me sometime later on. Expecting a cute, slim girl, this 14 stone tank with a thick accent (said she had no accent) comes over to get me. My friend laughs. I quickly look for a way out and go towards the exit ontop of the stairs. Ask about walking dead (she mentioned something about it in snaps). My friend just stands there.
Luckily, a girl I know through work walks past, and takes us outside (not bad looking and thin). Get out of jail free card.
I could not believe the difference from the snaps to the real life appearance of this absolute whale. She has continued to send me snapchats - I am not responding.
Figured I would share my horror story - lesson learnt.
Been randomly adding girls from Tinder onto snapchat....most of my snaps are workout/with friends etc
One girl snaps me - face looks alright, does not look obese. Maybe a 6/ 7 from the well angled photos. She sends a lot of snaps, general bollocks. Seems very keen. She has never asked for name, age etc.
Go out Saturday night on halloween. It was very busy. Later on in the evening she snaps asking for phone number. Very drunk, I sent it to her. Went to a club, some hot asian girl dancing and I accidentally walked straight into her knocking her.
I don't think she intended to do it to get me to initiate. I was very drunk so maybe she did. She turns around and we look at each other for a split second then start kissing.
Off my face at this point, I touch ass/tits/bits over skirt. She starts asking my name. Music was too loud, we dance a little and make out more then her friends left and she was trying to talk to me but then left. Probably became apparent I was in no fit state to even be standing. Shame, as she was really nice looking (maybe beer goggles) and had I not been off my face I would have handled it different.
Anyway, the fatty from snapchat comes over after ringing me sometime later on. Expecting a cute, slim girl, this 14 stone tank with a thick accent (said she had no accent) comes over to get me. My friend laughs. I quickly look for a way out and go towards the exit ontop of the stairs. Ask about walking dead (she mentioned something about it in snaps). My friend just stands there.
Luckily, a girl I know through work walks past, and takes us outside (not bad looking and thin). Get out of jail free card.
I could not believe the difference from the snaps to the real life appearance of this absolute whale. She has continued to send me snapchats - I am not responding.
Figured I would share my horror story - lesson learnt.