[TrifeLife]

Here's a fun game my friends and I have played a few times when we're drinking and bullshitting:

You are defending your title belt at MGM grand and you are about to double up on Mayweather's pay-per-view record. You got 5 ring entourage roster spots to fill. Who's making the cut?

Here's my 5:

Shaq Diesel
Leading off with The Diesel to make a entrance and because he's the man. Siberian tiger on a leash is bound to get the crowd buzzing. Would love to get drunk with this guy and also just see how many (domestic) beers he could crush.



Money May' the Champ
Going for flash here. And to pay homage to the predecessor. Money stacks falling out of all his pockets of course.



Tommy Brady
Really do not like the Patriots at all but I'm bringing Brady in to class up the joint a bit because he's just about as close as you can get to being the all American golden boy.

Also, does anyone else remember the interview he gave at the Mayweather v. Paquiao fight??? Dude was at the Kentucky derby earlier that day and straight up shit faced. Still didn't stumble over a single word and gave a pretty slick interview.



Kobe
Gotta give it up for my all time favorite athlete to watch play. Most fundamentally sound and polished offensive game of all time. Used to idolize this guy when I was 15 and was still on the 'BallIsLife' grind.



Mark Cuban - The only tech billionaire who isn't a huge fucking dork (maybe not Elon Musk if we're counting him). Owns a pro sports franchise and overall is just doing it right. Would be fun to party with this guy and also interesting to talk to. Here's a picture of him on his jet with the hardware at 10am after making it rain all night at club LIV




There you go. Let's get creative. Ribbing on other guys' picks is encouraged.

[CodyB]

Good luck getting Shaq, Kobe and Marc Cuban together more than 5 minutes.

[TrifeLife]

Probably true but bro it's fight night. Bright lights. Long limousines. See and be seen. They'd be flattered to make the cut!

[Kamikaze]

Standing next to Shaq will make you look like a bitch, man. Can't have that. Money May brings in the $, but you're going in the ring to potentially murder someone, not make them miss. The rest are aight.

Here's mine:

Iron Mike



Kanye



Leo



Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction jerry curl



Dave Chappelle, in R. Kelly attire

[Chowder Head]

Ric Flair, a female valet like Miss Elizabeth, Donald Trump, Chewbacca, and a legendary MC to rap me into the ring (Rakim).

[Candlejack]

I don't need five. I'll just bring Little Dark .

[TrifeLife]

^^^
Ric Flair was on my short list haha... Like the Chewbacca creativity but there's no place for a chick in a respectable entourage and no way anyone is handing the mic to Rakim's tired ass.

(02-26-2016 08:42 PM)Kamikaze Wrote:  

Standing next to Shaq will make you look like a bitch, man. Can't have that. Money May brings in the $, but you're going in the ring to potentially murder someone, not make them miss. The rest are aight.

Standing next to Cuban will make me look poor and standing next to Leo and Brady will make me look ugly... Jules is a legendary character but that movie came out 22 years ago and Sam Jackson has been bald for 20 years half the people watching wouldn't know who the fuck it was. I'd take Jay Z over Kanye.

[Kamikaze]

^^^ Jay-Z in some ways makes more sense, but I originally wanted dudes who were known for being downright crazy and unstable. For not giving a fuck. So I had Dennis Rodman and Metta World Peace. Yeezy is definitely more unstable than Hove. Chappelle is almost too stable but, he's the comic relief to keep the tension in the room low, get all these motherfuckers to laugh a bit and in the right mood before we head out to my entrance music:

I see myself walking super serious in the middle and they're all lip-synching that shit around me. With a few pans to my confused and slightly afraid opponent. I'd pay them 5% of my purse just to get them all to do it. I could prob make it back with all the YouTube hits that would get.

Also, for what it's worth, Sam Jackson wore a wig during Pulp Fiction. I'm sure he can dust it off.

[Sam Malone]

Jim Norton:


- Provides the comic relief, fairly quick witted, and not an attractive man

Ann Coulter:


- The only woman of the entourage, she can keep it real with any SJWs that want to crash the set

Robert Downey Jr:


- Easily recognizable, will draw in all the demographics

Bradley Cooper:


- With his gay vibe, he'll draw in the women who aren't attracted to Downey

Charlie Murphy:



- Not only for the familiarity ("Charlie Murphy !!!!"), but the stories he could tell would have the whole set rollin'

[Jones]

Roosh: The "Most Hated Man" would bring the heat, and if I'm in there, I'm playing up the bad guy image. Bring on the boo's (and booze).

Stone Cold Steve Austin: Might even come out to his entrance music as a tribute. Tough S.O.B. who I'd love to have a beer with.

Richard Sherman: Trash-talking and swagger, who backs up his words with his actions. Ali's personality in the NFL. Rocking the Neff shades.

Sly Stallone: Yeah Rocky was just a movie, but you think boxing, and he's a legend and could be the perfect motivator.

Emilia Clarke: Need some arm candy, so I'm going with everyone's favourite Game of Thrones actress.