[Paracelsus]

(08-24-2015 02:15 AM)Pride male Wrote:  

Leo must really be master of the pull out. All these skinny hoes and and not one got pregnant. Dude must have a kid running around somewhere or he is shooting blanks.

Or has taken, shall we say, the kindest cut of all. But even then the guy must have Dr Strange as his physician if he isn't a petri dish of communicable diseases right now.

[spydersuit]

Reviving a dead thread. I saw supposedly recent picuture of the guy and Leo was looking rough. It made me wonder what the forum thinks about the man. In any case, a few years later and not much has changed. He could have low sperm morphology and be a master of the pullout.

[RoastBeefCurtains4Me]

I thought he looked rough a few years ago, wearing a scraggly beard at the beach with about 10 bikini beauties. However, the beard was for a movie role.

I looked up a 2018 picture. He was at a party, and Oprah was there and didn't recognize him in a baseball cap. However, his face was smooth, and his belly was flat. I think he's moving into middle aged actor territory like Harrison Ford or Eastwood did in their day. He'll be pulling 20 yr old hotties as long as he wants.

[churros]

Worrying about another man's sexual options?

OP is truly a faggot.

[Matsufubu]

If he wants kids just hire an army of surrogates and go to town along with a battalion of nannies. He can afford that better than he can one wife.

[puckerman]

His best option is to find a small-town girl and marry her. They have much better attitudes and values. He should also find one young who has barely been to college.

[Leonard D Neubache]

These last two comments, basically.

Were it me, I'd find a country girl with top notch genetics and traditional parents, and I'd buy/build a solid home where she lived before getting her pregnant immediately.

Having her parents present all the time to help with the kid(s) would keep her head on straight about not fucking around while I was away.

I'd also start donating to various causes around town in order to create a protective barrier of good-will. Nobody gives a shit about protecting the new guy's interests until he's funding all the little-league teams in the area, at which point people start getting keen on making sure he doesn't have a reason to leave.

[Kona]

I bet he got assraped by producers back in the basketball diaries days.

Aloha!

[jordypip23]

Something tells me we're debating what Leo should do more than he is debating it himself. He's probably busy banging right now while guys are on here crying & stressing out over whether or not he should get married. LOL!

OK, jokes aside, it's really up to him. As others here stated, the only thing left is to pass on his legacy via offspring (at least one). I guess there are various ways of doing that. Maybe it's not that important to him, who knows. He should consult with guys like Michael Jordan, Derek Jeter or Tom Brady if he does plan on settling down. Maybe Al Pacino for someone in the Hollywood world that was sort of once in his shoes (just not a huge partier).

[bgbusiness]

LD is an aspiration among many others including, but not limited to Hugh Hefner and Dan Bilzerian.

[Kid Twist]

My only curiosity is why he's ok with looking like a fat slob

If you're a man, it's also worth it to be a man, or the man, in every way possible

[monster]

So Leo's game has reached a new level.

Modeling agencies will actually PAY him to go on dates with up and coming models. They do this to guerrilla market the model because paparrazi will snap photos and tabloids will headline "Who is Leo's new gf? Buy now to meet _____"

Someone pay me to date hotties please!

[Canopus]

Leo's going to have bulletproof SMV well into his sixties. Can't put my finger on why, but on top of his charisma, he has a natural internal vitality that women respond to even when he looks like a beer-swilling drifter. Some of that flame of youth will never escape him.

One might even theorize he possesses it precisely because he hasn't ever married.

By the way, I just saw this story. Two things: one, Tarantino can be all over the place sometimes, but this one sounds pretty solid. Two, the amount of young pussy these two are going to shred between takes will probably have to be written in exponential notation.

[Canopus]

So I see the old boy, still unwed, is back in the news for shacking up with a 21 year old and having a little go with her in France. Comments are awesome.



The new chick:





WB.

[MrLemon]

(08-23-2015 05:39 PM)HankMoody Wrote:  

Here is the general logic of most men - "marry the hottest girl who is willing to sleep with you to lock her down."

No.

The reality is most hot women are used to men fawning over them, handing them everything, and generally kissing their asses. Marriage, and having kids, actually requires things like "sacrifice" and "commitment." Not posting selfies on Facebook 50 times a day, getting off the cock carousel, and staying in on Friday night. Perhaps even shutting down the Tinder and OkCupid accounts.

For the most part, hot women make the worst girlfriends, wives, and mothers because they've never actually had to be responsible for anything in their life. What's more is that their beta boyfriends are often fine with being cuckold or in a "discreet open relationship", after they get bored of a life that now involves screaming children, disputes over money, and dwindling attention from other men, instead of getting trashed and blowing Mark the hot bartender in the back of his Buick.

Assuming you want a family, the only reason to marry a woman is because she is truly committed to being a wife and mother. Most women aren't.

This is correct. Your wife-choosing decision is completely different from your fucktoy-choosing decision.

I wouldn't have kids with a supermodel in a million years. Then you spend the rest of your life watching her fuck up the kids that you love, knowing that you fucked up, that you can't prevent it. When a man has kids, he loves them like no woman can. Fathers are much more intense than mothers, they watch their kids like their greatest creation. But the mother of course runs the show. So if you pick an idiot, a loser, a crazy, or a narcissistic bitch, you will endure regret like you never felt. Every single memory of screwing supermodels will turn to ash in your mouth.

You marry a good woman who is plain, nice, strong, and maybe even religious. She is the mother of your children, more important than mere sex. That's what Leo will do if he's smart.

[DJ-Matt]

Those comments are hilarious, UK Mail readers must be some of the stupidest people on earth. Let me get this straight: it's "creepy" for Leo to date a 21 year old, but A-OK to let in a bunch of muzzies who rape children! Got it!

[Krivo]

Canopus - obviously an easy WB - no question there.

I'm not sure I buy that she's just 21 though.

[Vladimir Poontang]

(08-10-2018 09:46 PM)MrLemon Wrote:  

(08-23-2015 05:39 PM)HankMoody Wrote:  

Here is the general logic of most men - "marry the hottest girl who is willing to sleep with you to lock her down."

No.

The reality is most hot women are used to men fawning over them, handing them everything, and generally kissing their asses. Marriage, and having kids, actually requires things like "sacrifice" and "commitment." Not posting selfies on Facebook 50 times a day, getting off the cock carousel, and staying in on Friday night. Perhaps even shutting down the Tinder and OkCupid accounts.

For the most part, hot women make the worst girlfriends, wives, and mothers because they've never actually had to be responsible for anything in their life. What's more is that their beta boyfriends are often fine with being cuckold or in a "discreet open relationship", after they get bored of a life that now involves screaming children, disputes over money, and dwindling attention from other men, instead of getting trashed and blowing Mark the hot bartender in the back of his Buick.

Assuming you want a family, the only reason to marry a woman is because she is truly committed to being a wife and mother. Most women aren't.

This is correct. Your wife-choosing decision is completely different from your fucktoy-choosing decision.

I wouldn't have kids with a supermodel in a million years. Then you spend the rest of your life watching her fuck up the kids that you love, knowing that you fucked up, that you can't prevent it. When a man has kids, he loves them like no woman can. Fathers are much more intense than mothers, they watch their kids like their greatest creation. But the mother of course runs the show. So if you pick an idiot, a loser, a crazy, or a narcissistic bitch, you will endure regret like you never felt. Every single memory of screwing supermodels will turn to ash in your mouth.

You marry a good woman who is plain, nice, strong, and maybe even religious. She is the mother of your children, more important than mere sex. That's what Leo will do if he's smart.

Well why not go to a country where women, however good looking they might be, are taught from an early age to not think so highly of themselves and to understand the need to earn praise. Women who are used to a bit of hardship and hard work, and who won't quite believe you when you compliment them. A country where good looking girls are a dime a dozen and the men see that as no big deal and nothing to get too excited about.

A mediocre girl can easily be brainwashed into believing she's a goddess, and by the same token a hot girl can easily believe that she's average. It depends on the people around her. I don't think it's looks that determine attitude, I think it's upbringing and culture, so why not get the best of both (not to mention that a nice attitude makes any girl look better). One good test is how many love songs are sung by women. There are plenty of girls all over the world who have no idea how beautiful they are. I say go there, find one, and keep her there.

Also, learn how to spot beauty when it's not obvious.

[Vladimir Poontang]

(02-25-2018 06:02 PM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  

These last two comments, basically.

Were it me, I'd find a country girl with top notch genetics and traditional parents, and I'd buy/build a solid home where she lived before getting her pregnant immediately.

Having her parents present all the time to help with the kid(s) would keep her head on straight about not fucking around while I was away.

I'd also start donating to various causes around town in order to create a protective barrier of good-will. Nobody gives a shit about protecting the new guy's interests until he's funding all the little-league teams in the area, at which point people start getting keen on making sure he doesn't have a reason to leave.

Clever. I'll have to incorporate that into my master plan.

[DaveR]

(08-10-2018 09:15 PM)Canopus Wrote:  



WB.

Would impregnate and live on breastmilk for the next decade.

[Kona]

(08-11-2018 07:28 PM)Vladimir Poontang Wrote:  

(02-25-2018 06:02 PM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  

These last two comments, basically.

Were it me, I'd find a country girl with top notch genetics and traditional parents, and I'd buy/build a solid home where she lived before getting her pregnant immediately.

Having her parents present all the time to help with the kid(s) would keep her head on straight about not fucking around while I was away.

I'd also start donating to various causes around town in order to create a protective barrier of good-will. Nobody gives a shit about protecting the new guy's interests until he's funding all the little-league teams in the area, at which point people start getting keen on making sure he doesn't have a reason to leave.

Clever. I'll have to incorporate that into my master plan.

Leonadro Di Neubache. I see what's going on.

Aloha!

[Conquerer7]

Laughed my ass off at certain points of this interview. Leo holds off the feminist nonsense in a subtle but classy way. The jealousy is pouring out of the post wall reporter.