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08-27-2015, 10:51 PM
No visa on arrival anymore? oh well, next country for me. I think soon all these countries will make it hard for people to enter. It's a growing trend.
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Nairobi, Kenya [Datasheet]
08-31-2015, 11:37 PM
Quote: (08-28-2015 04:24 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:
Quote: (08-27-2015 10:51 PM)DejudeandRice Wrote:
No visa on arrival anymore? oh well, next country for me. I think soon all these countries will make it hard for people to enter. It's a growing trend.
Huh?
Kenya now has an electronic visa, same as Turkey. It's just as easy as a visa on arrival.
https://immigration.ecitizen.go.ke/index.html?id=5
Oh ok, that's even better.
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Nairobi, Kenya [Datasheet]
01-16-2017, 07:59 PM
Just got back from Kenya a couple weeks ago. Wish I'd found this post BEFORE I went but nevertheless had a great time.
Thought I'd add a few comments:
1. I pipelined in Badoo for a few weeks prior to arrival and, essentially, had my choice of 20+ year-olds. Many Butterfaces, but with the sheer numbers, arranging at least a date a day was really no problem. Girls ranged from dead stupid to fun and interesting. English is spoken by everyone.
2. No sign of western entitlement. I have a standard line I use with girls about "...being a dominant guy and needing a submissive woman..." that weeds out about 20% of the women I meet in SEA and about 60% of the Western women. Of the 30 or 40 women I chatted with in Kenya, exactly ONE woman took offense. Three or four sent me meme's about what a JOY it is to be a submissive woman to your man. I absolutely LOVED the women's attitudes here! The expect to serve their men and expect that their men like to fuck.
3. As mentioned in the OPs datasheet, Westlands is the main nightlife area. I'm not a clubber so didn't get over there except one evening when a 6' tall model led me there (story in "I just got laid" thread"). We (I was travelling with a buddy), got a three bedroom apartment in Lavington, a couple miles southwest of the center of Nairobi, while Westlands is a couple miles north east of same, for 75$ a night, the security of a gate guard and the extra space (along with the gym and pool) was a slam dunk. A couple girls bitched about it being "far". I just told them to "get an Uber" and they always arrived soon after.
Traffic in Nairobi is BRUTAL so I generally had girls come to me so I didn't have to sit in traffic. If you want to hit the clubs daily, make sure you're closer to Westlands.
4. Uber is the way to go. Don't mess with the Matatas unless you have an escort. They do tend to come slowly, but we jsut got used to calling an Uber before we paid the bill and they usually arrived shortly after we finally hit the street.
5. Don't know if it's been mentioned anywhere but T-mobile is god's gift to the travelling pussy hound. Having FREE DATA and TEXTS in EVERY country is a godsend for quick trips. (no free data in Tanzania). All the same apps I use in America work perfectly in Kenya, Phillipines, HK, China, it's fucking amazing.
6. Java House is a Kenyan Starbucks with an "international" menu. Made for a GREAT meeting place and I LOVE their Marsala tea.
7. The Kenyan version of Marsala tea is made with enough Ginger to make it spicy hot. Highly recommend it...
8. Mombasa is a cool city over on the east coast. Different city, same story. Lovely, available girls, low prices, shitty roads, bad traffic.
9 I didn't do any chasing in Tanzania (we were there to climb Kilimanjaro), but believe that it would have been just as easy as Kenya. I DID get my TZ flag from a Tanzanian living in Mombasa.
In summation, I don't know why Kenya and Tanzania have not gotten more love on this forum. The +4 SMV for white guys is absolutely real. The attitude about older men dating young women is at least as good as in SEA. The education level of women is great. I'm a big fan of Asian women, love the tiny little bodies, but the Kenyan girls have amazing asses that are making me rethink.
Without doubt, every older white guy on this forum should be considering visiting (and/or retiring) here. It's every bit the pussy paradise of SEA but far less cliche...
"I remember reading an article from the NY Times, where women made significantly more money than their husbands - and one wife was like, "I made 7 figures this year and he stayed home, I'm not sucking his dick" - WIA
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Nairobi, Kenya [Datasheet]
01-22-2017, 06:03 AM
After a 2 month stint in Kenya I'll give my breakdown:
The good
- very easy to get laid. Easier than SEA I dare say without the ladyboys. Almost all my lays came from Tinder. I'm mid 30s and was banging in the low 20s exclusively. Nightgame is good too but having to be on guard for whores gets annoying after a while.
- Safaris. Massai mara (joins with Serengetti) is the main one but there's also a national park in Nairobi.
- Beaches. I went to Diani and Nyali which are both part of greater Mombasa. There's also Watamu and Malindi 50 km north of Nyali. Wind surfing is the big thing in Kenya because if the consistent winds. The beaches arent typical in the sense that people are laying out getting sun. It's too windy and the sand is quite hard from being wind-swept. The water is bice and warn but a bit rough. Not ideal for swimming. Flights from Nairobi to the beaches is around $100 return and 45 min. The bus takes 12 hours.
- If you like black girls you'll like Kenya. They aren't fat like in the US. I fucked one girl with a giant ass on a slim body and different petite girl with enormous tits. If you're in to these crazy proportions it's a good time.
- Weather in Nairobi is perfect in Jan / Feb. 28 C and sunny every day and 13 C at night for comfortable sleeping. The coast is a bit hot, similar to SEA. Was 37C most days in Diani.
- The people are generally nice and friendly. Lots of expats around to make friends with.
The bad
- Traffic. Huge hassle getting anywhere during the day. No sidewalks so walking is not enjoyable.
- The threat of disease. Not much malaria in Nairobi because of the altitude but lots else where including at the coast. Condoms are a must. Lots of HIV. I broke a condom in one girl and was freaking out for a couple days. Turned out it was all good.
- Nothing works. It's Africa. Lots of power outages. Little nuisances. Uber if frustrating. They have a hard time driving to where you are on the map.
- Prostitution. I generally don't pay for whores. In Africa if you're at a bar and a girl is talking to you, she's alone, she's trying to get you to buy drinks, she's asking where you're staying, there a 99% chance she's a whore. I fell for it once where I took one home because she never mentioned anything about paying her....until the morning. That's a scam they run. They know if they mention paying up front they'll likely get shot down.
- Getting begged constantly. The daily guilt trip started to get to me. Sometimes I just want to walk around and be left the fuck alone. Kids would follow me for blocks sometimes. The guys at the beach always trying to sell you cheap shit, whores and drugs.
- Cost. You might be thinking Africa is cheap. Not so in Nairobi. Restaurants are western priced. My apartment was $650 a month. Not bad. Eastern Europe or SEA are both cheaper.
Clubs
Brew Bistro - most popular right now. It's good but I ended seeing girls I fucked previously so it started to get weird.
K1 - place to be on Tuesday.
Alchemist - a more white crowd because the DJ plays electronic music.
Tune hotel and Sankara both have nice rooftop bars.
Havana - nice bar to take dates.
Vineyard - another decent bar for dates
Gyms
Racing gym - my preferred gym. Reasonable price, has everything you need.
Arena in Sarit mall. Expensive but nice.
Everything I've mentioned here is in Westlands. I didn't spend much time outside of Westlands. Apparently there's a club called Bclub in Killmani that's decent.
Malls
Westgate - high end
Sarit - older
Galleria - far away
Yaya - in Killmani. Pretty nice.
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12-30-2017, 04:15 AM
This seems very intriguing.. I'm not into African American gals so much, but something about an african girl from the motherland seems intriguing to me, along with the language accent is a big plus. i switched my location on tinder here and my phone started blowing up just after 20 minutes of swiping, after not getting many matches anywhere else--bkk, bogota, kiev. my shit was blowing up even faster then when i was set to manila.. more stories from guys that have been here would be great!
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Nairobi, Kenya [Datasheet]
01-01-2018, 05:49 AM
I'm gonna be in Nairobi for 3 weeks or so, if any of you playas are around hit me up!
I'll update this thread with some more data once I get there later this month.
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Nairobi, Kenya [Datasheet]
01-01-2018, 11:22 AM
Look forward to your write-up TT! Btw where are you from and whats your background?
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Nairobi, Kenya [Datasheet]
01-28-2018, 02:25 PM
I checked just to see if it might be worth visiting.
I'm getting closed to convinced. A month of Kenya in March and early April.
Thank you guys for the info.
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Nairobi, Kenya [Datasheet]
01-29-2018, 10:03 AM
@twinturbo keep us posted, man. I'll be in Nairobi for a weekend next month and trying to decide on which Westlands hotel to stay in that doesn't have cockblocking staff. Also plan to check out the nightlife spots that have been mentioned in this thread, looking forward to your observations.
Zanzibar may also be an option for a beach trip, it's a quick flight.
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Nairobi, Kenya [Datasheet]
02-01-2018, 06:35 PM
Good ol Kenya
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02-02-2018, 10:12 AM
Well those are big. Looks like Nairobi should be a fun time.
I found South Africa to be cheap, unlike many other places in the continent where you have to pay up for Western amenities. Car rental was like $30/day, steak dinner for two w/ drinks for $35, good wine at supermarket for $6, meal at Nando's for like $8. Might have changed a bit with the dollar weakening, but felt good to live it up in both Cape Town and J'oburg.
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Nairobi, Kenya [Datasheet]
02-02-2018, 02:34 PM
Kenya is great. Nairobi and Mombasa are very different cities though. MBA is coastal,humid and Muslim, although it has a large pro-scene north and south of it. NBO is often surprisingly cold, can be very expensive if you want it to be.
No way beers in a local bar are $3 though ; more like half that
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Nairobi, Kenya [Datasheet]
02-08-2018, 03:39 AM
Twin Turbo, I had to check with a girl in Nairobi to be sure but she says a Tusker Lager in a standard bar is $1.80 (180 Ksh) and $2.50 in the CBD bar she works in (Tribeca.) That said, I remember a Westlands bar - I think it was Hypnotica - where the clientele were 98% local and the prices were like London.
Around Mombasa where there are a lot of busted old mzungu living on pensions you can find beer for 165Ksh.
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Nairobi, Kenya [Datasheet]
02-08-2018, 08:51 AM
Standard practice is a mark up of 100-200% if you’re in a spot that is mostly expats.
A spot that caters to locals will have beers and shots for the dollar.
