Hello guys,firstly i apologise in advance for my typos and mistakes as i am not a native English speaker.
First i came to Poland in 2013 as an erasmus student and since then i am living there in Lodz city. So i have more than erasmus life experience.i will tell those after quickly mentioning about the city.
I read all bang books by roosh and i will try to organize my writing in this aspect.
i discovered that there are many questions asked about wroclaw-warszawa and krakow but not about Lodz. i am not surprised but still some info should be written.
To be clear,if you are coming for a trip shorter than 2 weeks ,do not spend your
time in lodz. the city is a mid-range polish city with a average population (1 million) and with a main street called "Piotrkowska". Almost all the trendy places located around and it makes you feel you are somewhere in Europe finally. Rest of the city looks pretty gloomy and old because of its architecture. The other cities might be more fruity and satisfying for short visits.
PART 1
Night Clubs and its characteristics.
1) KokOO club Lodz
Mostly famous for hiphop nights.
Girls 18-24 age.
Kind of narrow and stiffy.
Best for : Black dudes.
but still you can make a good hunt if you are a good hiphop dancer or a really handsome latino looking guy.
Even the average spanish or italians can't compete in here with black guys.
-no danger of polish guys unless you are black.
2)Czekolada Club Lodz (roosh have been to this in Poznan i guess)
This is a club famous for its wednesday and saturday nights. Also its the most popular among people living here.People somehow know it,hear about it.
On wednesday its ladies night...Well still i recommend it if you are above 7 and if you don't look like a middle-east guy. but my vote goes for saturday night parties. because on wednesday rich saudi guys and erasmus guys from turkey and spain rush there and still there does NOT occur a big cockfest. At the worst rate its %55 girls %45 boys in the club.
However, the problem is the girls themselves,only the frequenters keep staying there for partying but the real baits leave the club for another venues after enjoying their free shots till 00.00 AM.So you suddenly find the ratio is %60 male after a while. which is unacceptable for Poland standarts.
And also those frequenter females are mostly there only for showing off and having hilarious profile photos to express how party-goers they are. (Photo staff makes some weird tactics to provoke them) Both girls and boys who goes there regularly %80 percent knows each other and you may feel alienated quickly.
>>>>imagine dozens of such girls but not receptive as fuck...
Getting a flag there gets extremely difficult because of the reasons mentioned above. As they are mostly the people popular in their own life (instagram stars or blog writers or local photomodels who think they are princess and behave arrogantly) they don't risk being seen by a foreigner.i realized that they hang out among each other in terms of bang.
to sum up, wednesday and saturday nights are like b&w... Go saturday night to Czekolada and enjoy %70 girls and also enjoy your time with receptive girls from all around the city rather than bothering urself for semi-famous polish girls on wednesday night.
ps:might be sometimes dangerous place for foreigners...
3)Bedroom Club
This club trys to make an upscale reputation in the city but all the time fails after a while.
mostly the most spectacular and the most classy one (till mid season lol )
very broad and cosy.Heard stories claiming that they ignore people having sex in toilets upstairs..
People : 25-45 rich people,sponsor seekers,or working class.
good to hunt: Milfs.
Music :mostly techno and electronic club... but can suddenly surprise you with shitty 80's discopolo (polish) music.
if you pay around 17 $ you can drink all inclusive all night long.
Best nights: Really don't know,these guys simply don't care,sometimes very good party and organization,sometimes only 20 people who gonna leave soon.
4)Cabaret Club Lodz.
just like me,if you are a milf lover,best place to go.
-people 26-48
-spectacular atmopshere,strip shows,classy as bedroom and not stiffy.
-Good to hunt: Milfs but if you are younger also good chance to girls 20-25
-best for: Everyone except for hiphop guys.
-face control is strict.
-no fight danger.
-friday/saturday they party hard.
5) Lordi's Club Lodz (Some days called as FOOFOO CLUB)
-Maybe the most mainstream club of Lodz city,appealing to a huge diversity of people such as college girls,milfs,working women,couples and erasmus/expats.
-rather spectacular and quiet big.
-music mostly raw electronic sometimes discopolo.
-best nights: Thursday and Saturday.
-Good to hunt:erasmus girls from other countries or 24-30 polish girls 6-7 would not take too much time
-Don't go wednesdays because of erasmus parties...>cockfest alert.
-in general worse girl/boy ration than other clubs.
-mostly safe place.
PS: however,depending on party schedule :they open FOO FOO bar on the roof.And only take people with vip card ( dress nice, tip the bouncer, tell you are a foreigner and walk on)in this case odds change! FOO FOO becomes a hilarous place full of +8 girls and classy milfs and cougars still at least +7
6 LOZA Club Lodz
Literally, the only upscale club of Lodz. Let's say you have limited time and will be able to have one or two night-outs... then i would take you this place for sure.Very suitable to roosh-like approaches with plenty dark spots and sitting places.Woman from upper-class with good knowledge of English.
Mostly women or business women or their daughters.
-Atmosphere is very classy
-easy going stuff and people
-not accessible by everyone,so you will feel comfortable with the only "chosen" people.
-range from 7 to 10!
-a bit more expensive in polish standarts.
-completely safe.
-chance to play billards when bored of music
-upper class expats might be good to find company.
PART 2
The girls you will encounter in Poland...
1)Foreigner Admirers
*With reference to a spanish buddy who wrote about his erasmus experience in Wroclaw. All he wrote are damn true! Those girls can be found in erasmus ,interact and or Rotary club organisations. most of them are 6-7 rarely 8.
Crazy for a good English speaker. So as ROOSH did in his book,you may use it in the clubs. Tell always you are from the USA or wherever. But in general they prefer respectively 1,SPANISH GUYS (OR IF YOU LOOK LIKE) 2)ITALIAN GUYS 3)TURKISH GUYS. I am a turkish guy with 175 cm brown hair and light skin -so pretty untypical than expected and almost look like a polish guy- but when i express i am foreigner i get 2x more attention. So use it. *Don't forget if you are brunett and above 180cm it's a plus but manner makes the difference. Don't let her feel like you don't respect her or don't take her serious (at least at the beginning) Polish girls like cool guys but not arrogant.
Most of them have been banged by these guys on previous years, they find polish boys stupid,ugly and dull. (sorry mates this is what they say)
-although i know personally some cool polish guys.-
a great extend of them can speak a little spanish and also been there
-Be smart to take the flag otherwise she may make you speak english forever!
- they like showing off thanks to foreigner guys around and this might be time consuming.don't let her.
-ONS is hard unless you catch a good vibe and harmony
-best tactic: invite for a dinner ,call to your venue to the second.
-alternative tactic: approach in club just kiss, second time again meet and go for the flag after a while.
-Like hairy guys on face and body (almost all polish girls do)
ps: Some of these (mostly who like hip-hop) show great tendency to bang a black dude.
i will try to mention women not been categorised before. so here it goes.
2) Desperate Milfs/mature of Poland.
These are women mostly you may bump in a milf club or applications like tinder or Badoo. I divide them into two; Married-never Married. The latter category mature women are easy to bang and deal with.Open for being fuck buddy,don't bother a lot. If you chat cool enough,you may get home address directly from tinder but be kind and classy not aggressive.
-Knows russian or german better than english.
-does not care age factor (but may mention to discover your opinion, just take it easy)
-mostly live alone or divorced with child/ren.
-in clubs easy to ONS.
-if you first meet outside for a drink still try your chance to weasel into her house. easier than younger polish girls.
3TH GiRLS FOR SPONSORS OR NETWORK
These kind of women are the hardest ones to fuck and dumb.
Lets talk for the girls looking for someone to pay for her drink,meal or even house rent
-They reveal themselves with their flashy dress even in low-profile clubs.
You went a club where some erasmus students and local youth party and saw some women with extra high heels and some exposing dress on,chances are she is either looking for a sponsor or she might be an escort working there. so walking away would be the best.
-mostly not alone,with a similar kind of friend
MOSTLY 23-33 yrs old.
-Dance rarely.
-keep observing people with a dull expression on face.
-Try to interact with older people
- Does not really look interested when she learns you are foreigner. (a guy for covering regular time is better) so despite all you did not get it and approached such a girl,and she gave no reaction that u are from USA...this is the biggest signal that you should not waste your time. Because Polish girls react something even if you say you are from Albania...
Girls Partying for NETWORK
For an outsider with no local guide around;these girls are the real pain in the ass. Because it is really hard to expose them before you spend a bit of your precious time. But i will try my best.
-Mostly 19-26 yrs old.
-Contrary to Sponsor girls, dress up kind of hipster,or alternative but still kinda sexy. Not as provoking as they do.
-some of them pose for local agencies thanks to their beauty.(or even join to local beauty contests)
-we all know that there is always a fat ,ugly girl around cute girls,in their group it is usually 3-4 and all are pretty
-never leave their swarm,even dance at the same time,sit at the same time.
-Crazy for photoguy,insist him to take many photos.
-Occasionaly talks with another group of people for short time.
-Shows relatively less interest that you are foreigner.
TO EXPOSE THEM;OBSERVE WELL,NOT ALL POLISH LADS ARE UGLY,IF NONE OF THEM SHOW INTEREST TO EVEN A HANDSOME GUY TRYING TO INTERACT,YOU BETTER DONT TRY YOUR CHANCE. Their attitude is mostly impolite and less receptive than other polish girls.
THEY GO CLUBBING TO FIND AND MEET OTHER PEOPLE LIKE THEY ARE.
BY DOING SO,THEY MIGHT BE MORE POPULAR IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
(AS MOST OF THEM DO INTERACTIVE JOBS (MODELLING,PHOTOGRAPHER,BLOG WRITER ETC...)
they very very rarely make themselves bang to a foreigner or outsider as they are already taken by a hipster editor,photoguy or a richer polish guy.
*OF COURSE THERE ARE MANY KIND OF WOMEN,BUT I WANTED TO WRITE ABOUT THE ONES NOT WRITTEN A LOT BEFORE AND THE ONES THAT A TRAVELLER MAY ENCOUNTER. RATHER THAN A DWELLER.
hope you enjoy and find it beneficial !
First i came to Poland in 2013 as an erasmus student and since then i am living there in Lodz city. So i have more than erasmus life experience.i will tell those after quickly mentioning about the city.
I read all bang books by roosh and i will try to organize my writing in this aspect.
i discovered that there are many questions asked about wroclaw-warszawa and krakow but not about Lodz. i am not surprised but still some info should be written.
To be clear,if you are coming for a trip shorter than 2 weeks ,do not spend your
time in lodz. the city is a mid-range polish city with a average population (1 million) and with a main street called "Piotrkowska". Almost all the trendy places located around and it makes you feel you are somewhere in Europe finally. Rest of the city looks pretty gloomy and old because of its architecture. The other cities might be more fruity and satisfying for short visits.
PART 1
Night Clubs and its characteristics.
1) KokOO club Lodz
Mostly famous for hiphop nights.
Girls 18-24 age.
Kind of narrow and stiffy.
Best for : Black dudes.
but still you can make a good hunt if you are a good hiphop dancer or a really handsome latino looking guy.
Even the average spanish or italians can't compete in here with black guys.
-no danger of polish guys unless you are black.
2)Czekolada Club Lodz (roosh have been to this in Poznan i guess)
This is a club famous for its wednesday and saturday nights. Also its the most popular among people living here.People somehow know it,hear about it.
On wednesday its ladies night...Well still i recommend it if you are above 7 and if you don't look like a middle-east guy. but my vote goes for saturday night parties. because on wednesday rich saudi guys and erasmus guys from turkey and spain rush there and still there does NOT occur a big cockfest. At the worst rate its %55 girls %45 boys in the club.
However, the problem is the girls themselves,only the frequenters keep staying there for partying but the real baits leave the club for another venues after enjoying their free shots till 00.00 AM.So you suddenly find the ratio is %60 male after a while. which is unacceptable for Poland standarts.
And also those frequenter females are mostly there only for showing off and having hilarious profile photos to express how party-goers they are. (Photo staff makes some weird tactics to provoke them) Both girls and boys who goes there regularly %80 percent knows each other and you may feel alienated quickly.
>>>>imagine dozens of such girls but not receptive as fuck...
Getting a flag there gets extremely difficult because of the reasons mentioned above. As they are mostly the people popular in their own life (instagram stars or blog writers or local photomodels who think they are princess and behave arrogantly) they don't risk being seen by a foreigner.i realized that they hang out among each other in terms of bang.
to sum up, wednesday and saturday nights are like b&w... Go saturday night to Czekolada and enjoy %70 girls and also enjoy your time with receptive girls from all around the city rather than bothering urself for semi-famous polish girls on wednesday night.
ps:might be sometimes dangerous place for foreigners...
3)Bedroom Club
This club trys to make an upscale reputation in the city but all the time fails after a while.
mostly the most spectacular and the most classy one (till mid season lol )
very broad and cosy.Heard stories claiming that they ignore people having sex in toilets upstairs..
People : 25-45 rich people,sponsor seekers,or working class.
good to hunt: Milfs.
Music :mostly techno and electronic club... but can suddenly surprise you with shitty 80's discopolo (polish) music.
if you pay around 17 $ you can drink all inclusive all night long.
Best nights: Really don't know,these guys simply don't care,sometimes very good party and organization,sometimes only 20 people who gonna leave soon.
4)Cabaret Club Lodz.
just like me,if you are a milf lover,best place to go.
-people 26-48
-spectacular atmopshere,strip shows,classy as bedroom and not stiffy.
-Good to hunt: Milfs but if you are younger also good chance to girls 20-25
-best for: Everyone except for hiphop guys.
-face control is strict.
-no fight danger.
-friday/saturday they party hard.
5) Lordi's Club Lodz (Some days called as FOOFOO CLUB)
-Maybe the most mainstream club of Lodz city,appealing to a huge diversity of people such as college girls,milfs,working women,couples and erasmus/expats.
-rather spectacular and quiet big.
-music mostly raw electronic sometimes discopolo.
-best nights: Thursday and Saturday.
-Good to hunt:erasmus girls from other countries or 24-30 polish girls 6-7 would not take too much time
-Don't go wednesdays because of erasmus parties...>cockfest alert.
-in general worse girl/boy ration than other clubs.
-mostly safe place.
PS: however,depending on party schedule :they open FOO FOO bar on the roof.And only take people with vip card ( dress nice, tip the bouncer, tell you are a foreigner and walk on)in this case odds change! FOO FOO becomes a hilarous place full of +8 girls and classy milfs and cougars still at least +7
6 LOZA Club Lodz
Literally, the only upscale club of Lodz. Let's say you have limited time and will be able to have one or two night-outs... then i would take you this place for sure.Very suitable to roosh-like approaches with plenty dark spots and sitting places.Woman from upper-class with good knowledge of English.
Mostly women or business women or their daughters.
-Atmosphere is very classy
-easy going stuff and people
-not accessible by everyone,so you will feel comfortable with the only "chosen" people.
-range from 7 to 10!
-a bit more expensive in polish standarts.
-completely safe.
-chance to play billards when bored of music
-upper class expats might be good to find company.
PART 2
The girls you will encounter in Poland...
1)Foreigner Admirers
*With reference to a spanish buddy who wrote about his erasmus experience in Wroclaw. All he wrote are damn true! Those girls can be found in erasmus ,interact and or Rotary club organisations. most of them are 6-7 rarely 8.
Crazy for a good English speaker. So as ROOSH did in his book,you may use it in the clubs. Tell always you are from the USA or wherever. But in general they prefer respectively 1,SPANISH GUYS (OR IF YOU LOOK LIKE) 2)ITALIAN GUYS 3)TURKISH GUYS. I am a turkish guy with 175 cm brown hair and light skin -so pretty untypical than expected and almost look like a polish guy- but when i express i am foreigner i get 2x more attention. So use it. *Don't forget if you are brunett and above 180cm it's a plus but manner makes the difference. Don't let her feel like you don't respect her or don't take her serious (at least at the beginning) Polish girls like cool guys but not arrogant.
Most of them have been banged by these guys on previous years, they find polish boys stupid,ugly and dull. (sorry mates this is what they say)
-although i know personally some cool polish guys.-
a great extend of them can speak a little spanish and also been there
-Be smart to take the flag otherwise she may make you speak english forever!
- they like showing off thanks to foreigner guys around and this might be time consuming.don't let her.
-ONS is hard unless you catch a good vibe and harmony
-best tactic: invite for a dinner ,call to your venue to the second.
-alternative tactic: approach in club just kiss, second time again meet and go for the flag after a while.
-Like hairy guys on face and body (almost all polish girls do)
ps: Some of these (mostly who like hip-hop) show great tendency to bang a black dude.
i will try to mention women not been categorised before. so here it goes.
2) Desperate Milfs/mature of Poland.
These are women mostly you may bump in a milf club or applications like tinder or Badoo. I divide them into two; Married-never Married. The latter category mature women are easy to bang and deal with.Open for being fuck buddy,don't bother a lot. If you chat cool enough,you may get home address directly from tinder but be kind and classy not aggressive.
-Knows russian or german better than english.
-does not care age factor (but may mention to discover your opinion, just take it easy)
-mostly live alone or divorced with child/ren.
-in clubs easy to ONS.
-if you first meet outside for a drink still try your chance to weasel into her house. easier than younger polish girls.
3TH GiRLS FOR SPONSORS OR NETWORK
These kind of women are the hardest ones to fuck and dumb.
Lets talk for the girls looking for someone to pay for her drink,meal or even house rent
-They reveal themselves with their flashy dress even in low-profile clubs.
You went a club where some erasmus students and local youth party and saw some women with extra high heels and some exposing dress on,chances are she is either looking for a sponsor or she might be an escort working there. so walking away would be the best.
-mostly not alone,with a similar kind of friend
MOSTLY 23-33 yrs old.
-Dance rarely.
-keep observing people with a dull expression on face.
-Try to interact with older people
- Does not really look interested when she learns you are foreigner. (a guy for covering regular time is better) so despite all you did not get it and approached such a girl,and she gave no reaction that u are from USA...this is the biggest signal that you should not waste your time. Because Polish girls react something even if you say you are from Albania...
Girls Partying for NETWORK
For an outsider with no local guide around;these girls are the real pain in the ass. Because it is really hard to expose them before you spend a bit of your precious time. But i will try my best.
-Mostly 19-26 yrs old.
-Contrary to Sponsor girls, dress up kind of hipster,or alternative but still kinda sexy. Not as provoking as they do.
-some of them pose for local agencies thanks to their beauty.(or even join to local beauty contests)
-we all know that there is always a fat ,ugly girl around cute girls,in their group it is usually 3-4 and all are pretty
-never leave their swarm,even dance at the same time,sit at the same time.
-Crazy for photoguy,insist him to take many photos.
-Occasionaly talks with another group of people for short time.
-Shows relatively less interest that you are foreigner.
TO EXPOSE THEM;OBSERVE WELL,NOT ALL POLISH LADS ARE UGLY,IF NONE OF THEM SHOW INTEREST TO EVEN A HANDSOME GUY TRYING TO INTERACT,YOU BETTER DONT TRY YOUR CHANCE. Their attitude is mostly impolite and less receptive than other polish girls.
THEY GO CLUBBING TO FIND AND MEET OTHER PEOPLE LIKE THEY ARE.
BY DOING SO,THEY MIGHT BE MORE POPULAR IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
(AS MOST OF THEM DO INTERACTIVE JOBS (MODELLING,PHOTOGRAPHER,BLOG WRITER ETC...)
they very very rarely make themselves bang to a foreigner or outsider as they are already taken by a hipster editor,photoguy or a richer polish guy.
*OF COURSE THERE ARE MANY KIND OF WOMEN,BUT I WANTED TO WRITE ABOUT THE ONES NOT WRITTEN A LOT BEFORE AND THE ONES THAT A TRAVELLER MAY ENCOUNTER. RATHER THAN A DWELLER.
hope you enjoy and find it beneficial !