Sexiest Midget in the World?
I would bang vigorously. This has to be a 'top 5' flag. hahah
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There was an asian one posted here the other day, WB both.
"Money over bitches, nigga stick to the script." - Jay-Z
They gonna love me for my ambition.
Always wanted a midget notch on notch on my belt, but I'm afraid it might be too small to notice.
How would you even try to go about meeting a midget without coming across like a freak?
Yes, I understand the irony in this question... ha!
Yes, I understand the irony in this question... ha!
WD
Would date
Would date
Bruising cervix since 96
#TeamBeard
"I just want to live out my days drinking virgin margaritas and banging virgin señoritas" - Uncle Cr33pin
My boner makes me feel like a pedophile. WB and feel kinda odd about it after.
I usually don't heighten my expectations for girls like this, but let me keep it short:
WB.
WB.
WB just to see my dick look bigger...
WB
Next to me she be like
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Next to me she be like
Does she still have that helium factory voice that they all have?
Would bang. But her proportions might drive me crazy. Look at those micro finger and arms. If you tit fuck her would you poke her eye out? Can't decide if I would want her dressed up as an Ewok or a Leprechaun.
WB. Great rack for any size broad.
Asian one is way sexier. She's more proportionate. I think she's just short. Can we breed more of them? Like thousands.
Would role play as hobbits.
Yes, bump. Lol see this is why I joined the forum. Like minder roleplaying asian hobbit destroyers.
WNB.
My philosophy is:
As humans, most of us instinctively recoil when we see the deformed, the misshapen, or the crippled. This is encoded into our DNA and it's our brain's way of telling us not to breed with such people because they're genetically flawed and we'll be damaging the species if we do.
I cannot transcend this genetic programming. Whenever I see someone who doesn't fit into "the norm" genetically, I get pretty weirded out.
I'm not going to be politically correct about this matter, either. Unless a woman is what I consider normal, she is not in my field of vision.
And that includes women who make themselves abnormal with body modifications. Or women who are overweight. Or women who are required to take medication because of a disease of the brain or body.
This is a photo set from Suicide Girls, which seems to exist to try and make all things abnormal and unattractive appear "sexy." To which I say "No."
My philosophy is:
As humans, most of us instinctively recoil when we see the deformed, the misshapen, or the crippled. This is encoded into our DNA and it's our brain's way of telling us not to breed with such people because they're genetically flawed and we'll be damaging the species if we do.
I cannot transcend this genetic programming. Whenever I see someone who doesn't fit into "the norm" genetically, I get pretty weirded out.
I'm not going to be politically correct about this matter, either. Unless a woman is what I consider normal, she is not in my field of vision.
And that includes women who make themselves abnormal with body modifications. Or women who are overweight. Or women who are required to take medication because of a disease of the brain or body.
This is a photo set from Suicide Girls, which seems to exist to try and make all things abnormal and unattractive appear "sexy." To which I say "No."
She probably is the sexiest midget alive, but I wouldn't bang. I'm no dwarf lover.
Quote: (06-09-2015 11:57 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:
WNB.
My philosophy is:
As humans, most of us instinctively recoil when we see the deformed, the misshapen, or the crippled. This is encoded into our DNA and it's our brain's way of telling us not to breed with such people because they're genetically flawed and we'll be damaging the species if we do.
I agree.
Even fucking with contraception is a biological activity. Your dick gets hard when it thinks you should mix genetic material with the girl. My dick is way too arrogant to let a busted lizard come near it, let alone a circus freak.
I don't want kids at this moment. But I rawdog the ones that would give me beautiful children. In addition, these are less likely to keep it because they have too much to lose at that point in their lives.
"I would be fucked if she kept the baby. But damn, it would be a great kid."
The smart and hot university girl. You would not be ashamed to have people know you fucked her. In fact, that would be a positive. Sucks about the bureaucratic drama, but in return you'd already have quality offspring.
Now, when I fuck the lesser girl with a condom, I am still concerned. She has more to gain from a 'mistake' and it would be fucked up if she stole your DNA. She doesn't deserve your genetics, you were just drunk.
Team Pointy Elbows for me.
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