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Kenyan lawyer offers 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats to marry Malia Obama
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Yo! This is a movie in the making. Can't wait for the president' s response. As for Malia, I agree she is pretty to the point she was critized by some lady about her outfit. Plus she is becoming an adult meaning privacy will be harder to hold even though there was that slip up with the Pro Era picture. Wonder if the dude getting offer from the locals for this stunt.
How easy is it for the President's daughter to ride the cock carousel? Are the bodyguards always there or what?
Don't debate me.
Quote: (05-29-2015 01:52 PM)Jukes Wrote:
Yo! This is a movie in the making. Can't wait for the president' s response. As for Malia, I agree she is pretty to the point she was critized by some lady about her outfit. Plus she is becoming an adult meaning privacy will be harder to hold even though there was that slip up with the Pro Era picture. Wonder if the dude getting offer from the locals for this stunt.
Exactly why I think some hipster type rapper (not chiraq drill types) will definitely smash it when she goes to college.
Would smash with all the might I could muster and a boner that could drill through diamonds
Quote: (05-28-2015 09:55 AM)Menace Wrote:
I think Malia is a very pretty girl, and she clearly got her father's east-african looks. Sasha looks a lot more like her mother, and thus more typically African-American (West African).
I have to say that I'm intrigued by these ancient customs of bride price/dowry. Why do African societies use bride price (husband pays), while Indian society uses dowry (bride pays)? What social structures account for this difference. What happens if the bride price is paid, the marriage goes south, and the bride's family cannot repay the bride price. What is the husband's recourse?
If you think that's complicated try learning the rules in China. It's not always set rule of guys pays or girls pay.
Everyone laughing at this dude's goats need to understand that he has alot of money most likely. He has no shot but he is thinking from his cultural perspective that is based on patriarchal values. That's not beta at all. It's very masculine regardless of how feasible it really is to get her.
In Nigeria they would slaughter their last goat as tribute to a guest. For this dude to have that many is pretty cool. He has time. He can get a sweet Kenyan sweetheart when he wants to get serious.
I can also see Obama daughter dating high society black guys or white guys. Regardless she won't be anything like my wife so it really doesn't matter who she marries. She probably cannot bake a sheet of toll house cookies. She's a basic American chick that will likely marry an Ivy league oligarchs son. A bear will shit in the woods and feminists will continue to dye their hair blue. What else is new.
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Quote: (05-29-2015 02:13 PM)Pride male Wrote:
How easy is it for the President's daughter to ride the cock carousel? Are the bodyguards always there or what?
Malia is 16 now and currently her dad is the president. Body guards will more-than-likely prevent any of that from happening.
But in two years when daddy isn't the boss of the country anymore and she's 18 and proud, the carousel will be in full effect.
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