[General Mayhem]

So a woman who looks a lot like Michael Jackson is the most beautiful woman of 2015?

[Merenguero]

What's the over/under that Jennifer Lopez wins the award next year?

[Pride male]

Chloe Lane from Days of Our Lives aka Nadia Bjorlin should win the award evey year until she turns 50.

[Aliblahba]

(04-22-2015 09:22 AM)Pride male Wrote:  

I am more interested in RVFs Most Beautiful Celebrity 2015!

I think we tried that one time but every contestant was tied with a 2/10 WNB rating.

[eradicator]

(04-22-2015 09:10 AM)Aphex Wrote:  

We might as well call Joan Rivers the most beautiful 850 year old woman alive,

Joan Rivers is dead. RIP

Sandra Bullock is awesome for a 50 year old, but she is 50. Check out Manhattan or Chicago on a busy weekday or the beaches of los angeles or san diego in the summer and you will see a plethora of more beautiful younger women.

[AnonymousBosch]

(04-22-2015 08:48 PM)eradicator Wrote:  

Sandra Bullock is awesome for a 50 year old, but she is 50. Check out Manhattan or Chicago on a busy weekday or the beaches of los angeles or san diego in the summer and you will see a plethora of more beautiful younger women.

Since she's obviously not the most beautiful woman in the world, being an admittedly-slim but post-wall hag with continual rumours of being transsexual floating around her, why does it benefit People Magazine to sell this falsehood?

Quick research later: the median age of People Magazine Readers is 41.1 years old.

You don't want to remind readers of their long-faded glory and loss of sexual power and risking losing them, so you just sell them the fantasy that they might be Alpha Females 10 years in the future.

I don't know who I want to laugh at more - the readers who believe it - or Bullock herself, who will definitely believe it.

[JohnKreese]

What's next? A "Best Athlete in the World - 2015" with this?

I guess Little Penny could still have pretty good game.

[Pride male]

Like Tupac said - 'It's all political!'

[Scoundrel]

Prediction: Bruce Jenner will be named next year's Most Beautiful Woman.

Proving that women can be beautiful regardless of their age, or their gender!

[Honorable Man]

(04-22-2015 09:00 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

continual rumours of being transsexual

This, honestly, terrifies me about Hollywood. I really enjoy conspiracy theories and sometimes I start to wonder how many media pushed sex symbols are hiding a penis under their dress.



"and tell Lady Gaga
she can quit her job at the post office
she's still a male lady
wouldn't fuck her with her dick"

I'm just going to assume that they're all actually women and pray that I remain ignorant if I'm wrong.

[AnonymousBosch]

(04-22-2015 11:29 PM)Honorable Man Wrote:  

This, honestly, terrifies me about Hollywood. I really enjoy conspiracy theories and sometimes I start to wonder how many media pushed sex symbols are hiding a penis under their dress.

For some reason, I've always heard this talk coming from girls when they gossip about celebrities: Sandra Bullock and Lady Gaga being common. I remember Jamie Lee Curtis getting some discussion back in the 90's. Ann Coulter is another common one. I guess it's some kind of chick thing.

I used to bang a girl back in my 20's who was utterly-convinced Barbara Bush was a man in drag, and was forever going on about it.



I can kind of see her point.

[eljeffster]

Who?

[kosko]

(04-22-2015 02:33 PM)Pride male Wrote:  

Chloe Lane from Days of Our Lives aka Nadia Bjorlin should win the award evey year until she turns 50.

SHHHHHHH..... Lets keep her low key.

Nadia is literally one of the hottest women I have laid eyes on in my life, it would be great to see if she holds up like that in person if you seen her on the street. She is half Persian and Swedish, I have met a few others of those types of mixes, supposedly it is quite common in Sweden and the women are simply on another level with that mix.

Both my sisters were into that show she is on so that is how I first got to notice Nadia, I remember being young and literally watching a few episodes of that raggy brain rot show just to see that hot ass woman.

She is 34 or something, she hasn't hit her wall... yet.

1999:

2000:

2012:

2014:




^^^^^

[Days of Broken Arrows]

(04-23-2015 11:16 AM)kosko Wrote:  

(04-22-2015 02:33 PM)Pride male Wrote:  

Chloe Lane from Days of Our Lives aka Nadia Bjorlin should win the award evey year until she turns 50.

SHHHHHHH..... Lets keep her low key.

Nadia is literally one of the hottest women I have laid eyes on in my life, it would be great to see if she holds up like that in person if you seen her on the street. She is half Persian and Swedish, I have met a few others of those types of mixes, supposedly it is quite common in Sweden and the women are simply on another level with that mix.

Both my sisters were into that show she is on so that is how I first got to notice Nadia, I remember being young and literally watching a few episodes of that raggy brain rot show just to see that hot ass woman.

She is 34 or something, she hasn't hit her wall... yet.

1999:

2000:

2012:

2014:




^^^^^

^^^
Better still, Boobpedia says they're real and they're spectacular. I can't stand that plastic-boob look too many American actresses have these days.

[Dusty]

(04-23-2015 11:16 AM)kosko Wrote:  

(04-22-2015 02:33 PM)Pride male Wrote:  

Chloe Lane from Days of Our Lives aka Nadia Bjorlin should win the award evey year until she turns 50.

SHHHHHHH..... Lets keep her low key.

Nadia is literally one of the hottest women I have laid eyes on in my life, it would be great to see if she holds up like that in person if you seen her on the street. She is half Persian and Swedish, I have met a few others of those types of mixes, supposedly it is quite common in Sweden and the women are simply on another level with that mix.

Both my sisters were into that show she is on so that is how I first got to notice Nadia, I remember being young and literally watching a few episodes of that raggy brain rot show just to see that hot ass woman.

She is 34 or something, she hasn't hit her wall... yet.

1999:

[speakeasy]

(04-23-2015 02:11 AM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

(04-22-2015 11:29 PM)Honorable Man Wrote:  

This, honestly, terrifies me about Hollywood. I really enjoy conspiracy theories and sometimes I start to wonder how many media pushed sex symbols are hiding a penis under their dress.

For some reason, I've always heard this talk coming from girls when they gossip about celebrities: Sandra Bullock and Lady Gaga being common. I remember Jamie Lee Curtis getting some discussion back in the 90's. Ann Coulter is another common one. I guess it's some kind of chick thing.

I used to bang a girl back in my 20's who was utterly-convinced Barbara Bush was a man in drag, and was forever going on about it.



I can kind of see her point.

Women's faces lose their female characteristics as they age. Most elderly women are facially indistinguishable from men. The only thing that will set them apart is hairstyle, clothes and makeup. The same is true on the flipside. The faces of prepubescent boys looks feminine. Put a wig on most 9 year old boys and you wouldn't know them apart from girls.

Humans look more female when young and more masculine with age. Sexual dimorphism is at it's peak during our prime reproductive years.

[Socrates]

(04-23-2015 11:16 AM)kosko Wrote:  

2012:

2014:

The fable thousand cock stare! I will happily present mine as 1,001.

[CH-Toronto]

(04-23-2015 11:16 AM)kosko Wrote:  


2014:




^^^^^

She's like a better Tiffany Amber Thiessen.


SIDENOTE: PEOPLE Magazine is incredibly smart/saavy. What needs to be said is they named her "Most Beautiful" and not "Most Sexiest". "Beautiful" is a very relative term, "Sexiest" is very straight forward.

[Chowder Head]

(04-23-2015 11:16 AM)kosko Wrote:  

2012:

2014:

   

I've never heard of this woman. Now I know.

[Pride male]

Nadia Bjorlin is arguably the H.O.A.T, the Hottest Of All TIme. She is what I consider a 10 and she deserves her own master thread.

What I dont understand is how she failed to make it as an A list actor. Her acting skills might not be the best but guys would fill a movie theatre just to watch her sleep. Same goes for other hotties who never really make it. Meanwhile Maggie Gyllenhall stars in a Batman movie. How so?

[Chowder Head]

(04-23-2015 02:50 PM)Pride male Wrote:  

Nadia Bjorlin is arguably the H.O.A.T, the Hottest Of All TIme. She is what I consider a 10 and she deserves her own master thread.

What I dont understand is how she failed to make it as an A list actor. Her acting skills might not be the best but guys would fill a movie theatre just to watch her sleep. Same goes for other hotties who never really make it. Meanwhile Maggie Gyllenhall stars in a Batman movie. How so?

I thought the same thing. I looked up her career and its mostly guest spots on CBS shows. Meanwhile, I see this walking cabbage patch doll, Amy Schumer, everywhere. I guess she doesn't bang many tv/movie producers.

[kosko]

(04-23-2015 02:50 PM)Pride male Wrote:  

Nadia Bjorlin is arguably the H.O.A.T, the Hottest Of All TIme. She is what I consider a 10 and she deserves her own master thread.

What I dont understand is how she failed to make it as an A list actor. Her acting skills might not be the best but guys would fill a movie theatre just to watch her sleep. Same goes for other hotties who never really make it. Meanwhile Maggie Gyllenhall stars in a Batman movie. How so?

I've wondered that also.

I guess we underestimate how big Daytime Trash Soaps are. They get good ratings and I assume all of their long standing starts are paid well because very few actuality break away and become household names. I think Shemar Moore started on the soaps but broke out to do other TV shows and become a household name on Criminal Minds. Demi Moore was on a Soap I think but she was a nobody until she got naked, and then turned into a poster woman of a Cougar/MILF.

Maybe this Nadia broad is a shitty Actress... likely... as my guess is she isn't all that good but her character she has developed on that show is more valuable then any type of acting skills she may have.

[AnonymousBosch]

(04-23-2015 02:50 PM)Pride male Wrote:  

What I dont understand is how she failed to make it as an A list actor. Her acting skills might not be the best but guys would fill a movie theatre just to watch her sleep. Same goes for other hotties who never really make it. Meanwhile Maggie Gyllenhall stars in a Batman movie. How so?

Female audience-goers don't want to be threatened by Superior Female Beauty and the critical media wants to tear down female beauty in the name of equality, because ugly women become journalists.

The result is Plain Janes and Post-Wall Hags are sold as sexually-desirable.

I don't have time now to google the great pics, but 25-30 years ago a hit erotic movie would star a woman like Michelle Pfeiffer:



Sherilyn Fenn:



Kim Basinger:



Sharon Stone:



Now it stars this:

[Vaun]

(04-22-2015 09:00 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

Quick research later: the median age of People Magazine Readers is 41.1 years old.

Yeah this is just an appeal to their rapidly fading audience. Pretty soon this magazine will be caput.

[puckerman]

Sandra Bullock is welcome in my bed anytime. She showed up at the Razzies and accepted her award!