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04-02-2015, 04:14 AM
CNB. Can Not Bang. Even if I wanted to, she fails the boner test.
Don't debate me.
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04-03-2015, 01:53 AM
It's so weird how her face looks normal but her body looks like it belongs to a senior citizen.
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04-03-2015, 02:11 PM
All is not lost for Tara.
She's at the top of the list for any of these reboots:
Tales from the Crypt
The Mummy
Any zombie flick
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04-03-2015, 02:18 PM
Years ago, some people were actually predicting that she would become a porn star (basically around the time of the nipple on the red carpet incident). I didn't agree with that then and I definitely don't agree with it now.
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04-04-2015, 05:34 PM
Hummus shit is notoriously bad for your skin..
And i am reliably informed she is/was a regular port potty. An ex of mine partied with her once in Cannes, said she never slept or ate for 48 hours. Just inhaled coke.
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04-04-2015, 07:51 PM
I bet dollars to donuts she has hep B or C or both. That disease will age you like a junkie truck driver. She even has the lot lizard look.
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04-06-2015, 03:01 AM
Quote: (04-02-2015 03:50 AM)eljeffster Wrote:
Quote: (03-31-2015 05:07 PM)DrewP Wrote:
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The real question: would you rather bang that^, or a 21 year old fatty?
Oh, I like this game. Am I somewhere cold?
If I had to fuck one, I would take the young fattie for sure. Imperfect youth is way better than a thing that looks 70. The fattie passes my boner test, and Tara Reid doesn't.
Naturally if this happened in real life, I would never tell anyone.
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04-06-2015, 12:26 PM
God damn. She used to be so hot back in the day. Now she looks like a meth whore.
Women these days think they can shop for a man like they shop for a purse or a pair of shoes. Sorry ladies. It doesn't work that way.
Women are like sandwiches. All men love sandwiches. That's a given. But sandwiches are only good when they're fresh. Nobody wants a day old sandwich. The bread is all soggy and the meat is spoiled.
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04-06-2015, 04:43 PM
I know her from American pie as a teenage kid. I don't know her by name and I didn't recognize her. What a shame. If she just accepted being older in a natural way she would look better I bet.
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04-07-2015, 06:24 AM
I'd say not so much wall victim as plastic surgery victim!!!
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04-07-2015, 06:42 AM
I really must protest on behalf of The Wall. It was just standing there minding its own business. It's allowed to hold its ground. She ran into it, and she's no victim! In soccer that'd be a no foul for The Wall, and she'd get a yellow card for diving or simulating.
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04-07-2015, 06:05 PM
After viewing that picture I lay crying in the bottom of my shower cubicle whilst pouring bleach over my eyes.
Fucking disgusting. And anyone notice the weird horizontal scars on the stomach?
Obviously she has an eating disorder, she looks like an anorexic and has that weird withered, shrivelled look. Her arse makes me want to gouge out my eyes with hot spoons. It's fucking sick. It's like the anti-ass. It is ass-negative, like minus ass. Somewhere in the world a hundred amazing asses got evaporated and rendered NULL by the existence of that dessicated flap of leather.
Of course I'd still bang her tho. Goes without saying. Would make an amazing post.
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05-24-2015, 05:42 AM
That fatty actually has a nice smile. Kind of reminds me of my youth, when fat chicks often tried hard to make up for their weight by being pleasant. Seems hard to believe now, I know.
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05-24-2015, 07:21 AM
I have a hard time believing that picture is not photoshopped to make her look worse. However, I do think it's easy to sit here and poke fun at all the flaws of someone while ignoring our own. Of all the women you've dated or slept with, how many of them had true genetic and physical perfection? Take the makeup and clothes off most non-celebrity women and you'll find them less desirable based on pure physical looks alone, but that doesn't mean we don't look past all that on a daily basis. That said, I do think women definitely put a lot more work into hiding their flaws (i.e. makeup, big sunglasses), whereas most men tend to own it (i.e. baldness). It's funny how we're always shocked when it comes off and the woman is revealed as her true self, whereas a man looks looks basically the same 24/7.
If we all spent a little less time on the internet scrutinizing the details of a woman we're never going to meet and more time on ourselves we'd all be a little better off. On that note, time for me to go for a run.
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