[iknowexactly]

I was making out with /feeling up girls from 13, but I didn't have successful intercourse until 27.

I actually also had erectile dysfunction even at 16 from psych issues, if a chick had a boyfriend or there was some weird emotional circumstances I would be unable. I'm definitely a bid odd, maybe a touch of Aspergers.

That was even though I was incredibly horny until I was about 33.

I was born in the 50s though so there was less aggressively free pussy.

[Pride male]

Biologically speaking a man cant lose his virginity. There is no physical change upon banging.

[CH-Toronto]

(03-09-2015 04:59 PM)polar Wrote:  

An aside: this troll was quite prolific.

It's a honeypot thread.

For my answer: Older than I'd like

[roberto]

Why was he banned?

Looks like his theory of late bloomers was correct.

I lost mine the first time I got some balls (of the Dutch variety, due to drink). For years I was the nice guy, then at age 19 I just text a girl 'fancy a snog?. Job done.

[Pride male]

I dont consider 17-19 late blooming. 21-30 however.

[Troll King]

I was 13. She was 23. I had been living in Egypt and got kicked out of school for a number of reasons related to be a little bad ass. I was sent to live with my dad and traveled solo. I had a layover in Amsterdam for several hours and decided to see the city solo. I went and smoke weed, drank some beers, and checked out some porn shops. None of this was all that crazy compared to the shit I had been into.

Well, being stoned in Amsterdam at that age was quite a different thing. I was used to smoking blunts, would go through a tome (basically 100-150 LE Egyptian a week. We never weighed it really, it was just a set price. So about 20-30$ if I remember the currency change of the time correctly) a week and had some awesome Egyptian hash on demand. However, that was nothing compared to Amsterdam weed. I had never had anything that potent before.

Before I realized it I had missed my flight and had to call my mom, who had just gotten done screaming at me and kicking my ass for several weeks for getting expelled and caught with weed and some stolen goods, to wire me some money and set up a hotel room and change my flight.

Those were two bad ass days. At one point I was stoned and drunk as fuck and found myself lost in some weirder and sketchier part of town. I remember going into a head shop to look around and maybe buy some more weed, I had had several friends at school that were from Amsterdam and I knew about the red light district and what not, and these guys kept trying to sell me heroin.

So I bust out of there and find this little bar. I ask what the sign at the bar says and the girl, this was some sort of hooters type of bar, tells me that if I repeat what's written on the sign to any girl then she will flash me her boobs and I have to tip her. That was fun. So after drinking some Heinekens, I bounced and all of a sudden there are all these girls walking around in lingerie and sitting in windows.

Now, I had gotten some handjobs from my exgfs, two exgfs to be exact, and made out with a few girls but in Egypt at this time in the mid 90's we had shitty dial up internet (heh, one of OP's other posts) and I hadn't seen much of any porn with anything graphic as far as the female form goes. Hell, they censored paintings in the fucking art history book at school that showed the type of stuff I had seen in Rome.

So, there I am and these girls were insistent and I was drunk and high as fuck. I kept telling them no and this one, who even to this day had tits that I haven't seen anything like before or since...fucking perfect, walks up to me and says she just wants to talk. She was smoking hot. I kept telling her no and she kept insisting that all she wanted to do was talk. Eventually she convinces me to come upstairs to talk and smoke weed. First thing she does when we enter the room is get completely naked, before this I had had trouble letting gfs let me see their boobs with the lights on and had only seen one girl semi naked in real life and that was from sneaking into a topless beach in sharm el sheik and there she is....well. It cost me like 50 what ever the hell it was before the Euro got introduced or whatever it is...I don't remember. I paid for the whole hour but probably didn't stay with her for more than 20 minutes before freaking out a bit.

The only down side was that I didn't know what to do and after I finished she went over to the sink, placed one leg on the counter and started scrubbing herself out with a bar of soap. That was a bit of a shock. I had fingered a couple of girls but I had never really seen pussy up close before, most porn I could find was playboy type of stuff, and well...seeing that was...something. First and only time I have ever paid for it. 9/10 would do it again.

Edit: Clarified a few things. God damn, my writing is atrocious after drinking and staying up all night.

[CleanSlate]

(03-10-2015 09:23 AM)Troll King Wrote:  

I was 13. She was 23.

[Troll King]

(03-08-2015 10:05 PM)lavidaloca Wrote:  

Numbers seem pretty high compared to what I expected. I thought 15-17 was the norm.

From what I remember of the research I did, 18 is average for guys and is actually a bit high due to being skewed by the guys who pulled a few notches while still in HS. Take out the few ball players and naturals and for most men it seems to be about 21 or so. Which kinda makes sense considering that it is actually a somewhat small percentage of people who drink, or have access to booze, under age. By access I am talking about drinking on a regular basis, not sneaking a few wine coolers or beers once or twice a year.

Drinking and drugs are the social lubricate for a reason. Guys, even the players pulling a few notches during their HS days, are fucking nervous as hell and full of shit half the time at that age. I know I was.

With girls the average is 16 and again is skewed by the 12 year old sluts who later become pornstars and single moms. Of course, this is nationally. So it is going to depend on Socio-economic class and what not. Again, that is based off of what I remember when I read about it years ago and broke down the numbers in different reports. So grain of salt and all that.

Edit: Some words.

[Troll King]

(03-10-2015 09:36 AM)CleanSlate Wrote:  

(03-10-2015 09:23 AM)Troll King Wrote:  

I was 13. She was 23.

Yeah. Kinda blows my mind thinking about it. Afterwards I went several years without really telling too many people or getting laid. The fucked up part was that I could easily have gotten a few more notches before getting laid again. I was the fucked up bad boy with long hair, Jnco jeans, piercings, and skate board and blading shirts in a school full of preppy guys wearing Abercrombie with the frosted tip haircuts that were common then. This was a small town school that I had gone to before moving to Egypt with my mom.

My first day or so in school I had a cheerleader have her friend come up to me and ask if I would be her boyfriend. My reply, "I don't even know her. Why would I do that?"

Looking back on it I had a number of opportunities like that that I wasted. A number of times girls asked me out or asked me to be their BF and it always caught me so off guard that I didn't know how to respond.

The worst part is that I would have happily dated and been a nice loyal beta bf to several of these girls, one in particular I had a huge crush on and just didn't have any game.

It also didn't help that I went from a country where I could hop in a taxi or on the subway and go basically anywhere to a place where you have to have a car because my neighborhood was boxed in between an industrial parkway and a fucking cow farm. Small towns suck when you don't have a car, are in HS and your dad won't let you get a license because he knows your are a fuck up, and there is no transportation. Hell, even when I had transportation later in HS and got a few bangs, it still sucked. There is a reason that kids hang out at the Walmart on the weekends. Everything is pretty much closed by 9pm.

Edit: Now that I think about it, I think I was actually 14. Is that how old you are in 9th grade? Yeah. So was 14. Damn. Can't change my answer.

Edit 2: Actually, I think I might have been 13 due to when my birthday falls and being a semester ahead due to changing schools a few times. Fuck. I don't know. One or the other. Don't guess it matter that much. Might have been a better poll to just ask whether or not you were in middle school or high school. The few people claiming to lose their Vcard at 1-5 have to be full of shit. C'mon.

[Kristoph]

I was 12, she was 34.

The sex was mindblowing...for her.

For real though I was 17. I've always been tall and of above average attractiveness, so even though I was a lanky fucker getting chubby pussy was never a problem. I was just sat in a circle of friends by a lake and this plump, but not especially fat, young slut declares that she would fuck pretty much any guy there if they wanted. I looked around and no one volunteered, so I casually raised my hand.

I took her into some tall grass (Pokemon style; wild Snorlax appears etc etc). She asked if I had ever done this before and I scoffed that of course I had. I nailed her right there, no condom. She was going absolutely wild, maybe putting on a show for the others who were not but 30 feet away. I had to use our clothes as blankets because the ground was uncomfortable and spiky. I must've fucked her in every position I could think of, for about 40 minutes, until I finally squeezed out a load. She collapsed in a sweaty heap on top of me and said 'Wow. I can tell you've got experience.'
I assumed she was lying for effect, as I'm sure we could both see that the other girls had crept up on us to watch.

It remains, to this day, the most boring sex I ever had. My dick just wasn't into it. I was going through the motions, doing what I had seen in porn and the like, what I thought would be good for her. It worked out for me though because I got to bang some of the slutty little chubsters friends afterwards, and the pussy floodgates really opened up for me.

Side note; when I was about 12/13 me and this girl from my neighbourhood used to give eachother oral sex almost daily. We didn't really understand it or why we liked it.

[Rawmeo]

13. With a 16 y.o. girl. I always wanted to do it and saw this chance. She was good-looking, but 10 years later, she now has a husband and kids, and she still fucks with me on the side when I go to Canada.

[Duly.noted]

I was 12, she was 24 years old and one of the youth group leaders at my pentecostal church. Older girls always flirted with me. I told her i wanted to talk to her in private during church so we went to one of the baby cry rooms (sound proofed rooms with 1 way glass so you can watch the service and hear over the intercom but nobody can hear your little bastard crying) then i kissed her, pulled her pants down and started eating her out. After that she couldn't refuse and I fucked her. She was like 8 inches taller than me too lol.

I started watching porn at like 10 so i had a good idea of what to do. I continued to fuck her every Sunday morning and night and on wednesdays and youth trips for the next 2 years until i moved churches. I loved church. I was a little perverted punk lol

[estraudi]

I was 13 and she was 15. A problem girl that moved to my side of town to be with her cousins who were in my class and hopefully she would "straighten out". Seduced me after my 6th grade basketball tourney in an old locker room nobody ever went in. Don't know how she got the key but she did. Gave me an alright blow job to start and then she rode me on top of a few towels. She was extremely busty for 15 with a big butt, light eyes and blonde. I guess thats how I got stuck on that ideal look. Avoided her for 2 weeks after because of her gap tooth. Thinking back its actually pretty funny how that played out.

[Big B]

planned it out and everything; candle light, scented candles, I was 16 -- she was 14, we ditched school. I broke her hymen, first blood! woohoo

[crawb]

I was 16 she was 18. She was my older brothers friend and I mentioned to him I thought she was hot. My brother thought it'd be funny to embarrass me by telling her but later that week she called me and we began hanging out. She would give me bjs pretty much everytime (jokes on him).

When we weren't hanging out we were talking on AIM and one night she mentioned something about how she thought it was every guys fantasy to have a 3-way. I had no idea what this conversation was about and even said it wasn't my fantasy. I found out later tho when our winter exams were over. She had me come over and when I did, it was her and a friend with a bottle of rum. They pretty much got me drunk then took turns blowing me. They really didn't need to get me drunk to do that haha. Finally, the one suggested we have sex so we did while the other watched. Only banged the 1 girl so can't officially call it a 3-way but either way a lot of fun and good way to lose my virginity.

[tallandblonde]

19. One of the happier days of my life when I finally had sex for the first time.

[rebelofbabyloin]

I was 19, she was 30. Coworkers wife. I drove, he gave he booze. He passed out. I pounded her after he passed out in their trailer lol

[CleanSlate]

(03-10-2015 04:12 PM)rebelofbabyloin Wrote:  

I was 19, she was 30. Coworkers wife. I drove, he gave he booze. He passed out. I pounded her after he passed out in their trailer lol

If this isn't a hefty dose of red pill in exchange for your virginity, I don't know what this is.

[UroboricForms]

17. Late bloomer, compared to most of my friends that is.

[rebelofbabyloin]

True that.

[kaotic]

Still waiting for someone to explain these 3 - especially the top 2:
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[brianmark]

(03-09-2015 02:33 AM)Pride male Wrote:  

To those who banged virgins, are they always super tight?

Not all virgins are tight. A lot of them are. Some of it may be they just can't relax because they're expecting it to be painful.

[rebelofbabyloin]

Or fat.

[Alche]

LMAO! 1-5 yrs old 2 people.

[IvanDrago]

19, and I was fan-tastic!