[jamiroquai]

I jumped on the bandwagon with a 50 shades ad that is getting a great response. This is the most interesting:

Ok here is the deal, Nicole has been my 2nd cousin my whole life! She knows I have had a crush on her, we are all getting together for a family fuction... At any rate, now that we are older and mature she said she will not let me touch her, but she will let me watch her get fucked! I thought id try craigslit ad and swinger sites since I am a bit of swinger, but if this doesn't work she will be dressed to impress and we will hang out at the starbucks as strangers trying to get her to seduce a guy by giving him glimpse up her skirt and we will have a hotel righ tnext to it! This will happen next week sometime, so if you want to save us the trouble of the seduction that might not work... Then this is on the table! She trust my judge ment and her and I have been horny as fuck since we started with this idea! Hope to hear from you!

This is my proposed response. Constructive criticism please, I want to nail them both.

That is hot and twisted. I am a swinger as well as into the BDSM scene so I appreciate that.

Does she want to be restrained and fucked, or just fucked?

Does she like to be fucked hard?

I need details to the extent you know them because I am going to drive your cousin crazy. Don't be surprised when she devours you.

Do you want a video so you can watch your conquest later? For as long as you've waited and as much effort as you've put into this, you're entitled to at least that.

[Col. Tigh]

Not such a good troll.

[jamiroquai]

This is for real.

[jamiroquai]

Here are the other two responses I have received, all from hot 20 somethings:

Hi. Im not sure how I might be a perfect candidate for your sexual methods, however my life as of late has become quite mundane. My relationship with the father of my kids has gone cold. Same old same old. I have only ever fucked 4 people my entire life. Two men. Two women. I am not experienced in anything else other than "standard" sex but I am very curious to learn and experience BDSM. I need to feel like I am sexy. Find my inner prowess. Im brave. And if you would like to talk more reply. Im attaching one photo of me.
My name is Priscilla.


Hey I have been looking for an older man who knows what he wants and can tell me what I want in and out of the bed room this will be my first time entering an DOM/SUB relationship but I am a quick learner and will be eager to learn how yo please u and only u

[jamiroquai]

Help a brother out who is working on his game and his stable.

[kaotic]

[jamiroquai]

Okay, here are the replies I sent, any constructive criticism is welcome.

1st response:
That is hot. I am a swinger as well as into the BDSM scene so I appreciate that.

Does she want to be restrained and fucked, or just fucked? Does she like to be fucked hard? I need details to the extent you know them because I am going to drive her crazy.

If you think she'd be up for something better than vanilla sex, when she comes in I will restrain her, then tease her until she cannot control herself. I'll start with a a simple spanking while also touching her to keep her primed and on the edge. I may insert a vibrator as well. Then I'll run the tips of my floggers over her body to make her squirm with anticipation. When I take her and give it to her roughly, she will come explosively over and over again.

Don't be surprised when she devours you.

2d response:
Priscilla,

What we'll have will be anything but mundane.

When you come in I will restrain you, then tease you until you cannot control yourself. You will not believe how hot you are. Then I will take you - forcefully. But not until I have shown you something of BDSM and the ways it increases your excitement to ever greater levels. You'll feel so sexy when you are the focal point of my BDSM play because that focus and connection are what you have been craving.

You will be shocked at how satisfied you are.

3d response:
Hello Z,

I am pleased to hear that you are a quick learner because while I am willing to train, I expect effort and obedience. Also, I am attracted to intelligence and I hope that shows you are intelligent.

I will teach you all the different ways to achieve pleasure through BDSM and how to please me.

When we meet I will restrain you, then tease you until you cannot control yourself. You will not believe how hot you are. Then I will take you - forcefully. But not until we have begun to explore BDSM and the ways it increases your excitement to ever greater levels. We'll start with a simple spanking, then I will tease you with the tips of my floggers while your body squirms in anticipation. You'll feel so sexy when you are the focal point of my BDSM play and you will be shocked at how satisfied you are when I turn you over and give it to you roughly.

[OregonToSoCal]

[MY DETROIT PLAYAS]

(02-19-2015 11:30 AM)jamiroquai Wrote:  

This is for real.

...and I was hoping this was legit

[Cobra]

Have you seen 50 shades of purple? Start with the dance below: