Don't worry, I will just use the tip and put the condom after
Lies you've told on first dates
Girl:
You seem like the kind of guy who has a girl in every city you travel to.
Me:
Noooooo me?
You seem like the kind of guy who has a girl in every city you travel to.
Me:
Noooooo me?
"I'll see you soon." (after smashing).
I have never met a girl on the street/mall/coffee shop/park/subway before.
I don't remember lying that much/often on dates? I lied more when I was cheating. I do remember that when girls would broach a subject I didn't want to deal with or imply something I would just smile and smirk of my and let them fill in the answer like
"I bet you are some sort of on line dating man-whore"...Doc howard smirks and takes a drink, then stares off at the TV screen....silence...then the girl says "oh my god, you probably have different girls here all the time"...repeat smirk and drink.
I just let them keep rambling until something to change the subject comes up like "oh my god, I bet you have 1 million stds" then I just say something like "I just had a physical, the report is on my desk if you want to read it, I can't believe how much better the medical treatment is here in the USA vs. Canada"
subject changed...moving on.
"I bet you are some sort of on line dating man-whore"...Doc howard smirks and takes a drink, then stares off at the TV screen....silence...then the girl says "oh my god, you probably have different girls here all the time"...repeat smirk and drink.
I just let them keep rambling until something to change the subject comes up like "oh my god, I bet you have 1 million stds" then I just say something like "I just had a physical, the report is on my desk if you want to read it, I can't believe how much better the medical treatment is here in the USA vs. Canada"
subject changed...moving on.
Why do the heathen rage and the people imagine a vain thing? Psalm 2:1 KJV
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