This thread is devoted to your best bang. Your most dear notch.
Recently had this convo with friends and thought I'd start a thread.
Here is my greatest bang:
Cuba 2 years ago. New Years. Travelling with my rico suave buddy who normally is MJ (jordan) while I'm pippin perhaps Bill Cartwright.
But that week seemed to be mine. And he was acting like wing man of the century.
I had already had a great bang on NYE, perhaps my quickest conversion ever. Met a hot russian at about 1130pm and she was naked in my bed less than an hour later. My boy played wingman to her stuffy friend.
That was in Varadero. He went to Havana for a few days from there and had to return to Varadero for one last night before catching our flights
We roughed it with respect to our accommodation up to that point so the last night we treated ourselves to a (cuban) 5 star; but it was nice.
Moving along...
After checking in and chilling in the lobby...2 girls passed us...a fat euro chick and a slim, young hot nubile asian girl (my wheelhouse);
Me: I gotta bang that girl tonight
Friend: Do it!
That was that. Later that evening....forgetting the girls...we hung out in the lobby. We met a friendly Irish couple and chatted them up.
Lo and Behold, not far from me the fatty and hot asian took a seat.
I made the approach...the Irish gentleman insisted 'but i have a light right here for you?!' when my friend laughed and told him the score
I asked for a light (props G Man); Fatty Euro girl was super friendly conversing with me; Girl I wanted...was a statue...puffing smoke in the air and not making eye contact; After about 10 minutes (me standing them sitting)...I drop some bs that we will hit the town and they are welcome to join us; they say sure but it seems like just being polite
Fast forward to the evening me and MJ were thinking of calling it a night; The resort was all couples and we partied enough already. Randomly I said...Let me check the lobby maybe those girls are around.
I walk to the lobby in flip flops and sweats and find it dead with lights out...except for 2 girls sitting alone. It was hot asian and fat euro! They were decked out. I was speechless. I approached
Fat Euro: Me and Asian have decided to accompany you and your friend to a night of dancing !! (in thick accent which turned out to be German)
Me: ahhh yes...we are actually leaving in 10 mins
back to the room where me and MJ get ready in 10 mins tops and back into the lobby; grab a cab and head to varadero town to a club;
While I've played wing before, at the club MJ was winging on a level I wasnt sure I could bring myself to personally...grinding the fat german chick while I was working the asian (who turned out to be 21). Her ice cold demeanour started to crack..allowing for some heaving grinding to some reggae tracks...and some light kissing; It was ON!! I thought
After boozing and dancing at the club. we were back at the hotel lobby which was just as dead as we left it. The next hour was an epic battle: MJ playing wingman of the century to Fat German girl playing cock block of the century; We brought all the booze in our room to the lobby to keep it a contest. MJ would take Fattie away to dance salsa and allow me to work; But Fattie kept coming back. To make the situation more maddening was the fact they met the day before and weren't even travelling together.
But she had to be mother hen. Each time I would start getting my tongue down Asian's throat...she would come back to our table like a bad horror flick.
But I knew I had to close...In what was the worst attempted whisper Ive witnessed....Asian put a hand to her mouth and said 'Im sooo horny!!' to the Fat German at regular volume.
Fahcckk!! I have to close this!!
After an hour of song and dance....fatty got her way...her blubber arms kept her new friend on lock. She walked the asian away from the lobby into the blackness of the resort telling us to 'have a good night'
Back to my room with blue balls.
After 20 minutes I called the front desk
Lady @ Desk: Ola
Me: I need the room number of a girl blah blah she's Canadian etc...
Desk: Sir half the hotel is Canadian !?!? This is impossible.
Me: (absolute desperation in voice)...Please!!! She's single; 20s, last name maybe wong, chang, lee. Please...HELP ME!!! HELP ME!!!
long silence
Desk: hold on
minutes perhaps eternity goes by
Desk: 1d (or whatever the fuck it was)
Me: Mucho Mucho Mucho gracias
I call
She answers, half asleep.
Me: I'm coming over.
I felt like tony M calling michelle P
dont' even know what she said back
Walked over, she opened the door and looked amazing
threw her down, ate her out and had the bust drunken sex possible.
Tasting her 21 year old juices couldn't have been sweeter
repeat in the am
never saw her again;
saw the fat german at breakfast with MJ; he let her know what happened in a subtle not subtle way
So that was my greatest bang thus far.
Ive fucked hotter, had better sex ; but all in all...perhaps my greatest notch.
What's yours?
Recently had this convo with friends and thought I'd start a thread.
Here is my greatest bang:
Cuba 2 years ago. New Years. Travelling with my rico suave buddy who normally is MJ (jordan) while I'm pippin perhaps Bill Cartwright.
But that week seemed to be mine. And he was acting like wing man of the century.
I had already had a great bang on NYE, perhaps my quickest conversion ever. Met a hot russian at about 1130pm and she was naked in my bed less than an hour later. My boy played wingman to her stuffy friend.
That was in Varadero. He went to Havana for a few days from there and had to return to Varadero for one last night before catching our flights
We roughed it with respect to our accommodation up to that point so the last night we treated ourselves to a (cuban) 5 star; but it was nice.
Moving along...
After checking in and chilling in the lobby...2 girls passed us...a fat euro chick and a slim, young hot nubile asian girl (my wheelhouse);
Me: I gotta bang that girl tonight
Friend: Do it!
That was that. Later that evening....forgetting the girls...we hung out in the lobby. We met a friendly Irish couple and chatted them up.
Lo and Behold, not far from me the fatty and hot asian took a seat.
I made the approach...the Irish gentleman insisted 'but i have a light right here for you?!' when my friend laughed and told him the score
I asked for a light (props G Man); Fatty Euro girl was super friendly conversing with me; Girl I wanted...was a statue...puffing smoke in the air and not making eye contact; After about 10 minutes (me standing them sitting)...I drop some bs that we will hit the town and they are welcome to join us; they say sure but it seems like just being polite
Fast forward to the evening me and MJ were thinking of calling it a night; The resort was all couples and we partied enough already. Randomly I said...Let me check the lobby maybe those girls are around.
I walk to the lobby in flip flops and sweats and find it dead with lights out...except for 2 girls sitting alone. It was hot asian and fat euro! They were decked out. I was speechless. I approached
Fat Euro: Me and Asian have decided to accompany you and your friend to a night of dancing !! (in thick accent which turned out to be German)
Me: ahhh yes...we are actually leaving in 10 mins
back to the room where me and MJ get ready in 10 mins tops and back into the lobby; grab a cab and head to varadero town to a club;
While I've played wing before, at the club MJ was winging on a level I wasnt sure I could bring myself to personally...grinding the fat german chick while I was working the asian (who turned out to be 21). Her ice cold demeanour started to crack..allowing for some heaving grinding to some reggae tracks...and some light kissing; It was ON!! I thought
After boozing and dancing at the club. we were back at the hotel lobby which was just as dead as we left it. The next hour was an epic battle: MJ playing wingman of the century to Fat German girl playing cock block of the century; We brought all the booze in our room to the lobby to keep it a contest. MJ would take Fattie away to dance salsa and allow me to work; But Fattie kept coming back. To make the situation more maddening was the fact they met the day before and weren't even travelling together.
But she had to be mother hen. Each time I would start getting my tongue down Asian's throat...she would come back to our table like a bad horror flick.
But I knew I had to close...In what was the worst attempted whisper Ive witnessed....Asian put a hand to her mouth and said 'Im sooo horny!!' to the Fat German at regular volume.
Fahcckk!! I have to close this!!
After an hour of song and dance....fatty got her way...her blubber arms kept her new friend on lock. She walked the asian away from the lobby into the blackness of the resort telling us to 'have a good night'
Back to my room with blue balls.
After 20 minutes I called the front desk
Lady @ Desk: Ola
Me: I need the room number of a girl blah blah she's Canadian etc...
Desk: Sir half the hotel is Canadian !?!? This is impossible.
Me: (absolute desperation in voice)...Please!!! She's single; 20s, last name maybe wong, chang, lee. Please...HELP ME!!! HELP ME!!!
long silence
Desk: hold on
minutes perhaps eternity goes by
Desk: 1d (or whatever the fuck it was)
Me: Mucho Mucho Mucho gracias
I call
She answers, half asleep.
Me: I'm coming over.
I felt like tony M calling michelle P
dont' even know what she said back
Walked over, she opened the door and looked amazing
threw her down, ate her out and had the bust drunken sex possible.
Tasting her 21 year old juices couldn't have been sweeter
repeat in the am
never saw her again;
saw the fat german at breakfast with MJ; he let her know what happened in a subtle not subtle way
So that was my greatest bang thus far.
Ive fucked hotter, had better sex ; but all in all...perhaps my greatest notch.
What's yours?