[Kaizen]

This thread is devoted to your best bang. Your most dear notch.

Recently had this convo with friends and thought I'd start a thread.

Here is my greatest bang:

Cuba 2 years ago. New Years. Travelling with my rico suave buddy who normally is MJ (jordan) while I'm pippin perhaps Bill Cartwright.

But that week seemed to be mine. And he was acting like wing man of the century.

I had already had a great bang on NYE, perhaps my quickest conversion ever. Met a hot russian at about 1130pm and she was naked in my bed less than an hour later. My boy played wingman to her stuffy friend.

That was in Varadero. He went to Havana for a few days from there and had to return to Varadero for one last night before catching our flights

We roughed it with respect to our accommodation up to that point so the last night we treated ourselves to a (cuban) 5 star; but it was nice.

Moving along...
After checking in and chilling in the lobby...2 girls passed us...a fat euro chick and a slim, young hot nubile asian girl (my wheelhouse);

Me: I gotta bang that girl tonight

Friend: Do it!

That was that. Later that evening....forgetting the girls...we hung out in the lobby. We met a friendly Irish couple and chatted them up.
Lo and Behold, not far from me the fatty and hot asian took a seat.

I made the approach...the Irish gentleman insisted 'but i have a light right here for you?!' when my friend laughed and told him the score

I asked for a light (props G Man); Fatty Euro girl was super friendly conversing with me; Girl I wanted...was a statue...puffing smoke in the air and not making eye contact; After about 10 minutes (me standing them sitting)...I drop some bs that we will hit the town and they are welcome to join us; they say sure but it seems like just being polite

Fast forward to the evening me and MJ were thinking of calling it a night; The resort was all couples and we partied enough already. Randomly I said...Let me check the lobby maybe those girls are around.

I walk to the lobby in flip flops and sweats and find it dead with lights out...except for 2 girls sitting alone. It was hot asian and fat euro! They were decked out. I was speechless. I approached

Fat Euro: Me and Asian have decided to accompany you and your friend to a night of dancing !! (in thick accent which turned out to be German)

Me: ahhh yes...we are actually leaving in 10 mins

back to the room where me and MJ get ready in 10 mins tops and back into the lobby; grab a cab and head to varadero town to a club;

While I've played wing before, at the club MJ was winging on a level I wasnt sure I could bring myself to personally...grinding the fat german chick while I was working the asian (who turned out to be 21). Her ice cold demeanour started to crack..allowing for some heaving grinding to some reggae tracks...and some light kissing; It was ON!! I thought

After boozing and dancing at the club. we were back at the hotel lobby which was just as dead as we left it. The next hour was an epic battle: MJ playing wingman of the century to Fat German girl playing cock block of the century; We brought all the booze in our room to the lobby to keep it a contest. MJ would take Fattie away to dance salsa and allow me to work; But Fattie kept coming back. To make the situation more maddening was the fact they met the day before and weren't even travelling together.

But she had to be mother hen. Each time I would start getting my tongue down Asian's throat...she would come back to our table like a bad horror flick.

But I knew I had to close...In what was the worst attempted whisper Ive witnessed....Asian put a hand to her mouth and said 'Im sooo horny!!' to the Fat German at regular volume.

Fahcckk!! I have to close this!!

After an hour of song and dance....fatty got her way...her blubber arms kept her new friend on lock. She walked the asian away from the lobby into the blackness of the resort telling us to 'have a good night'

Back to my room with blue balls.

After 20 minutes I called the front desk

Lady @ Desk: Ola

Me: I need the room number of a girl blah blah she's Canadian etc...

Desk: Sir half the hotel is Canadian !?!? This is impossible.

Me: (absolute desperation in voice)...Please!!! She's single; 20s, last name maybe wong, chang, lee. Please...HELP ME!!! HELP ME!!!

long silence

Desk: hold on

minutes perhaps eternity goes by

Desk: 1d (or whatever the fuck it was)

Me: Mucho Mucho Mucho gracias

I call

She answers, half asleep.

Me: I'm coming over.

I felt like tony M calling michelle P
dont' even know what she said back

Walked over, she opened the door and looked amazing

threw her down, ate her out and had the bust drunken sex possible.
Tasting her 21 year old juices couldn't have been sweeter
repeat in the am

never saw her again;

saw the fat german at breakfast with MJ; he let her know what happened in a subtle not subtle way

So that was my greatest bang thus far.

Ive fucked hotter, had better sex ; but all in all...perhaps my greatest notch.

What's yours?

[Erasmus]

My greatest bang ever was a girl in Amsterdam I had as a girlfriend for a short while.
To paint the picture: she is the daughter the owner of a famous lawfirm. Her uncle is one of the founders of a supermarketchain in the Netherlands. She (as a student) lived in a beautiful duplex apartment in the heart of a posh neighborhood of Amsterdam.
All of these houses of these streets were funded with trade or just built by the aristocrats during the Golden Age.
Well, I remember my grandfather telling me about our ancestry. I come from a line of "veen" workers in the northeastern part of the Netherlands. (english: mire or peatland)
This involved backbreaking work and raising your children in huts made of mire. They worked like that for generations for the benefit of the landowners. My grandfathers mother worked as a servant for a wealthy family and the stories of humiliation and abuse were not pretty.
With this in the back of my head, I went to Amsterdam. I went into this girls house (and as all of the other houses in Amsterdam, was built from the exploitation of my ancestors) and fucked her.
I flipped her over for doggystyle and not unlike American Psycho I put my fist up in the air and brofisted the spirits of my elders as I was pounding her. There they saw their spawn doggystyling some rich bitch in the home of their masters. I saw before me barren fields with men toiling with shovels and donkeycarts. I saw the delapitated servants quarters and the meager christmasdinner of leftovers they had to enjoy. My spirit and my member swelled as the lifeforce and suffering of my family poured into me.
Like Michael and the Dragon, like Charles Martel and the Saracens, this was our moment of victory.

[LINUX]

This girl name Carol from Rio De Janeiro. Damn that girl could move on top. I'm dead certain other guys from here have banged her.

[Seth_Rose]

Reminds me of the 'Great Moments in Hookup-History' from the Chapelle show.

If you're referring to best quality notch than that would be my latest/current piece, a cute Colombian girl.

Best sex ever? My only LTR.

[LouEvilSlugger]

(02-14-2015 12:47 PM)Erasmus Wrote:  

My greatest bang ever was a girl in Amsterdam I had as a girlfriend for a short while.
To paint the picture: she is the daughter the owner of a famous lawfirm. Her uncle is one of the founders of a supermarketchain in the Netherlands. She (as a student) lived in a beautiful duplex apartment in the heart of a posh neighborhood of Amsterdam.
All of these houses of these streets were funded with trade or just built by the aristocrats during the Golden Age.
Well, I remember my grandfather telling me about our ancestry. I come from a line of "veen" workers in the northeastern part of the Netherlands. (english: mire or peatland)
This involved backbreaking work and raising your children in huts made of mire. They worked like that for generations for the benefit of the landowners. My grandfathers mother worked as a servant for a wealthy family and the stories of humiliation and abuse were not pretty.
With this in the back of my head, I went to Amsterdam. I went into this girls house (and as all of the other houses in Amsterdam, was built from the exploitation of my ancestors) and fucked her.
I flipped her over for doggystyle and not unlike American Psycho I put my fist up in the air and brofisted the spirits of my elders as I was pounding her. There they saw their spawn doggystyling some rich bitch in the home of their masters. I saw before me barren fields with men toiling with shovels and donkeycarts. I saw the delapitated servants quarters and the meager christmasdinner of leftovers they had to enjoy. My spirit and my member swelled as the lifeforce and suffering of my family poured into me.
Like Michael and the Dragon, like Charles Martel and the Saracens, this was our moment of victory.

[CodyB]

(02-14-2015 12:47 PM)Erasmus Wrote:  

My greatest bang ever was a girl in Amsterdam I had as a girlfriend for a short while.
To paint the picture: she is the daughter the owner of a famous lawfirm. Her uncle is one of the founders of a supermarketchain in the Netherlands. She (as a student) lived in a beautiful duplex apartment in the heart of a posh neighborhood of Amsterdam.
All of these houses of these streets were funded with trade or just built by the aristocrats during the Golden Age.
Well, I remember my grandfather telling me about our ancestry. I come from a line of "veen" workers in the northeastern part of the Netherlands. (english: mire or peatland)
This involved backbreaking work and raising your children in huts made of mire. They worked like that for generations for the benefit of the landowners. My grandfathers mother worked as a servant for a wealthy family and the stories of humiliation and abuse were not pretty.
With this in the back of my head, I went to Amsterdam. I went into this girls house (and as all of the other houses in Amsterdam, was built from the exploitation of my ancestors) and fucked her.
I flipped her over for doggystyle and not unlike American Psycho I put my fist up in the air and brofisted the spirits of my elders as I was pounding her. There they saw their spawn doggystyling some rich bitch in the home of their masters. I saw before me barren fields with men toiling with shovels and donkeycarts. I saw the delapitated servants quarters and the meager christmasdinner of leftovers they had to enjoy. My spirit and my member swelled as the lifeforce and suffering of my family poured into me.
Like Michael and the Dragon, like Charles Martel and the Saracens, this was our moment of victory.

Genuinely beautiful.

[jariel]

OP, enjoyed your story, but are you talking about your greatest conquest or your greatest sexual experience?

I've had sex with a lot of Cuban women, and I'm looking sideways at the fact that your best fuck in Cuba was a Canadian girl.

I fucked an older cubanita from Havana in Mérida, Mexico, and she was determined to have me in a corner sucking my thumb.

I don't think Cuban women are the finest latinas, but they can fuck your toenails off.

[aphelion]

(02-18-2015 04:16 AM)jariel Wrote:  

OP, enjoyed your story, but are you talking about your greatest conquest or your greatest sexual experience?

I've had sex with a lot of Cuban women, and I'm looking sideways at the fact that your best fuck in Cuba was a Canadian girl.

I fucked an older cubanita from Havana in Mérida, Mexico, and she was determined to have me in a corner sucking my thumb.

I don't think Cuban women are the finest latinas, but they can fuck your toenails off.

The brofist to the dead automatically made it both.

[Irish]

For me, my greatest bang (and also greatest sexual experience) was hands down the threesome I had in Jakarta.

Details here

Not quite sure how I will top that...

[Kaizen]

(02-18-2015 04:16 AM)jariel Wrote:  

OP, enjoyed your story, but are you talking about your greatest conquest or your greatest sexual experience?

I've had sex with a lot of Cuban women, and I'm looking sideways at the fact that your best fuck in Cuba was a Canadian girl.

I fucked an older cubanita from Havana in Mérida, Mexico, and she was determined to have me in a corner sucking my thumb.

I don't think Cuban women are the finest latinas, but they can fuck your toenails off.

Thanks J.

Was a chinese girl new to Canada/Vancouver to be clear. Not my greatest sex but the greatest conquest, and perhaps most entertaining story to tell.

[General Mayhem]

My first bang.

There have been many notches since then but that first one changed my life.

The first was the greatest rush I have ever felt.

She came over when my parents weren't home. I knew we were going to bang, but I tried to play it cool and ease into it when she came over.

I asked her if she wanted a tour of the house.

It took her about 2 seconds to blow my fucking mind when she said, "The only thing I am interested in seeing is the bedroom" and then proceeded to drop her sweats and sweatshirt to reveal some sexy blue lingerie underneath.

We were young and she was hot. She brought a condom from the gas station and slipped it on me. I lasted longer than I thought I would, probably made it to about 5 minutes.

It was glorious.