[Parlay44]

I thought this would be kind of fun. Copy paste some of the ridiculous shit women post in their dating profiles. Easy enough.

Here's one that made me laugh.

Quote:

Fact of the month: I can make a 5 course meal in a microwave. Please note I have since cut my hair a bit shorter. Just haven't had time to upload a picture.

[Saweeep]

(02-10-2015 08:56 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

I thought this would be kind of fun. Copy paste some of the ridiculous shit women post in their dating profiles. Easy enough.

Here's one that made me laugh.

Quote:

Please note I have since cut my hair a bit shorter. Just haven't had time to upload a picture.

Oh yes she has found time.

She tried it and watched the river of messages turn into a stream.

Time to that bad decision away!

[DJ-Matt]

Quote:

Where have all the good men gone?

Quote:

I want a man, not a boy

Quote:

I have XX tats and piercings and plan to get a lot more!

Quote:

Yes I'm fat, if you can't deal with that then move on

Quote:

Done partying, ready to settle down

Quote:

I don't have sex on the first date

Quote:

I'm not like most girls!

[eradicator]

Quote:

This ain't my first rodeo

I occasionally read things that just are total opposites. Like

Quote:

I am attracted to masculine men. I also have a hotwife fetish, to date me, you must make yourself a cuckold and watch while other men fuck me

I mean she says she will want one thing, then say she wants the opposite in the next sentence.

Quote:

I love coffee

Quote:

I love to travel

Quote:

one of my main hobbies is binge watching on netflix

Quote:

follow me on instagram!

[Alpha_Romeo]

"I'm back... [after another round on the carousel]"

[kaotic]

NOT HERE FOR HOOK UPS !

You must be X height - (said by fatty)

Gender queer non binary pansexual feminist

Not your average girl.

I'm different.

Enough with the shirtless pics.

[LINUX]

I can't make this shit up.

[LINUX]

another:

[DJ-Matt]

Lock that pissy pussy outside and leave the house.

[Parlay44]

What I'm looking for

Now onto the good stuff. Im bisexual. I love women. Im a bartender and former go go dancer. Ive been bartending for almost 4 years now and I am ready for the next step in my life.

I am a singer and ive been riding horses my whole life.

[SpiderKing]

Tinder profile:

Quote:

My nickname is Gilette
cuz I'm the best a man can get!

Genuinely made me laugh, girl seemed like fun from her pictures.

[Surreyman]

(02-10-2015 02:37 PM)LINUX Wrote:  

another:

27? The brutality with which some women age is shocking.

[MisanthropicMilieu]

(02-10-2015 04:07 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

What I'm looking for

Now onto the good stuff. Im bisexual. I love women. Im a bartender and former go go dancer. Ive been bartending for almost 4 years now and I am ready for the next step in my life.

I am a singer and ive been riding horses my whole life.

See...what I *think* she meant with that last bit was that she's been RIDDEN like a horse her whole life and is now ready for the next step [of locking in a beta b/c the ol' snatch is starting to look like a box of beef tongues].

[Travesty]

(02-10-2015 07:39 PM)Surreyman Wrote:  

(02-10-2015 02:37 PM)LINUX Wrote:  

another:

27? The brutality with which some women age is shocking.

Never take a white girl that eats any processed foods, smokes, or likes suntanning seriously.

[Tuthmosis]

How is this thread different that the online hamster thread, where people have posted 95 pages of ridiculous shit from women's online dating profiles (quotes, pictures, and commentary)?

[OBERYN_]

I saw the Gillette quote on Tinder and actually thought it was funny....then I saw it again and again and again. Some gay guy probably came up with it and the Tinder hamsters ran with it.

Here's the one I see constantly: "I speak fluent sarcasm."

Fuck off.

[Suits]

(02-10-2015 08:32 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

How is this thread different that the online hamster thread, where people have posted 95 pages of ridiculous shit from women's online dating profiles (quotes, pictures, and commentary)?

Sort answer? It's not.

[DJ-Matt]

   

[IvanDrago]

(02-10-2015 08:32 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

How is this thread different that the online hamster thread, where people have posted 95 pages of ridiculous shit from women's online dating profiles (quotes, pictures, and commentary)?

Agreed.

[la_mode]

There's this new trend (on POF & OKC) where women are posting messages guys send them in the "about me" section and including the username of the guy. Even if he politely asks her on a date or for her number, she can choose to make a mockery of him.

Markus has got to be the biggest male feminist on the planet.

[Tuthmosis]

Now that this is seeming more and more like a dupe, I'm going to close it up. I encourage you to re-post your gems in the Online Hamster Thread which is where most guys look for this sort of thing.

http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-11111.html