[Paracelsus]

Hooray, etc.

It's been a really fun ride. I have enjoyed this place from the philosophy of delicioustacos to the ascension to godhood of Little Dark to the Ten Thousand Pointless Questions of johnbozzz to the religious conversion of AnonymousBosch.

Hope it continues for another 6,000.

[The Beast1]

Another fucking autist to the ignore list.

Nah congrats 8)

[TheOllam]

(03-06-2019 09:54 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

Hooray, etc.

It's been a really fun ride. I have enjoyed this place from the philosophy of delicioustacos to the ascension to godhood of Little Dark to the Ten Thousand Pointless Questions of johnbozzz to the religious conversion of AnonymousBosch.

Hope it continues for another 6,000.

[Rigsby]

I nearly drunk-pm'd you a little while back to tell you 'I love you'.



But I didn't. At least I don't remember, if I did. Did I?




I love your posts, you always have a fresh angle and you really take the time to explain things in a way that even midwits like me can (sometimes) understand. You cover a wide range of topics and subjects too. But you are never a blowhard.

You are proof positive that the rep system does not provide a 100 percent accurate picture of some posters. Not a criticism. But you deserve a shed load more than you got. You are also seriously 'under-liked' in a lot of your posts as well. Posts where you share your wisdom, your general knowledge and your bringing it all together to say what you think, giving your humble (and sometimes not so humble) opinion.

Pearls before swine. No offense to my RVF brothers. It wasn't meant to sound harsh.

Yet you never moan or feel entitled. Because you just keep on posting those rare gems. You are easily in the top 10 percent of quality posters in this forum. You Ozzie shitlords (you know who you are) make this forum a more interesting and enlightened place.

Please post more.

Here's to another good few thousand...



Btw, I'm sober! (but I'll still be handsome in the morning)

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Is this thread also a hidden plea for neutral reps?

[The Beast1]

I'm disappointed I have more posts than you but less rep.

Can I lower my post count instead?

[TravelerKai]

(03-06-2019 11:14 AM)The Beast1 Wrote:  

I'm disappointed I have more posts than you but less rep.

Can I lower my post count instead?

I have almost as many posts as you do.

Get on our level!

[The Beast1]

(03-06-2019 11:24 AM)TravelerKai Wrote:  

(03-06-2019 11:14 AM)The Beast1 Wrote:  

I'm disappointed I have more posts than you but less rep.

Can I lower my post count instead?

I have almost as many posts as you do.

Get on our level!

Bruh, I have more neutral reps than you!

Get on THIS level!


Now that I think about it, I might be the only active poster with the most neutral reps. I guess I do have something to be proud of!

[RIslander]

(03-06-2019 09:54 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

Hooray, etc.

It's been a really fun ride. I have enjoyed this place from the philosophy of delicioustacos to the ascension to godhood of Little Dark to the Ten Thousand Pointless Questions of johnbozzz to the religious conversion of AnonymousBosch.

Hope it continues for another 6,000.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

[Kona]

(03-06-2019 09:54 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

Hooray, etc.

It's been a really fun ride. I have enjoyed this place from the philosophy of delicioustacos to the ascension to godhood of Little Dark to the Ten Thousand Pointless Questions of johnbozzz to the religious conversion of AnonymousBosch.

Hope it continues for another 6,000.

Congratulations. I gave you a reputation point.

Aloha!

[RatInTheWoods]

Gratz to my fellow Antipodean Paracelsus, we might not always be on the same page, but we definitely in the same book.

An asset to the forum, always challenging and bringing analysis and views to the team for consideration.

Long may he post!

[Rigsby]

When Paracelsus goes to a birthday party, doesn't matter if it's his own or not, he always sings: "Happy birthday to ME, Happy birthday to ME, Happy birthday PARACELSUS, Happy birthday to ME!".

People pretend not to notice when it's little Johnny's fifth, but hey ho, no one likes to cause a fuss!

Whenever there is great celebration of a momentous event in the pub, Paracelsus always is the first chap up on to the chair to do an impromptu rendition of: "For I'M a jolly good fellow! For I'M a jolly good fellow!"

For some reason, he just keeps getting away with it. Probably fear.

Hell, the younger man that was little Paracelsus was once kicked out of Junior School for marking his own homework! He would have got away with it as well, if not for the fact he wrote: "One of the most talented and erudite students I have ever had the good fortune to come across. It is a pleasure to teach him and truth be told I learn as much from him as he does from me. FIVE STARS!" he was Five years old. But he did get reinstated on a technicality that he wrangled on some obscure legal clause. He never made that same mistake again. He only ever awarded himself FOUR STARS from that point on and the rest is history, as they say.

But I think what really showed me what Paracelsus 'The Man' was really about, was that personal portrait he had etched of Ted Bundy morphed in to Adolf Hitler. A most talented artist I must admit. Ok, it was basically Ted with a very short moustache, but underneath were the glaring and striking words written in Red ink (I am assuming it was Red ink): "U N D E R F U C K I N G A C H I E V E R!" - The pen or scribe used to score the 'cryptic' words in to the work, causing a slight indent in to the wall behind it. Made of concrete I might add. Only a couple of inches. Nothing a bit of Polyfilla wouldn't sort out. Such passion! Don't you think?

And I've been a fan ever since...

Paracelsus is a Narc's kind of Narc.

Come on RVF, the guy started his own fucking self appreciation thread for fuck's sake!

The sheer fucking balls of it all. How can you not love him?

You mutts! You're all errand boys sent by grocery clerks to collect the bill!

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