[docsedated]

Here is an Incident that happened this weekend..........

I was out with a Korean GF dancing the night away and a Cougarly lady kept staring at me with Laser eyes as if tearing me apart, She was a little bit away from us so I didn't say anything, I was having fun with my date and people around us...

When my date goes to the restroom she approaches and tried to hand me her wine Glass and motioned with her hand to put it on the bar behind me (Shit testing me) , I stepped away lifted my hand up and said " I don't do that" , she looked shocked and as walking towards the bar said she thought I work here with a pissed tone (Trying to Insult me for not following her command) , I Immediately responded Oh No I thought you worked here, That did the trick, she puts her glass on the bar comes back and stood in front of me staring me in the eye and grabbed my balls, I held her hand and said " Hands of the Merchandise lady " paused " and off you go to your corner" She got mad furious and asked me what did I say , I said " you heard me " Off you go again, She started cussing me throwing F words and I told her If she doesn't leave I am calling the Owner of this place (who I happen to know) and she will be thrown out of this place, Her friend dragged her away and left the Lounge and that was it, My date came from restroom and we kept on having a good time for the rest of the night.....

I think I followed Roosh's mantra of putting the cockblockers in there place and every man should do that to break their habit of cock blocking .....

It felt good to put the Bitch in her place but Playas is there another/better way i could have handle that situation ?

[Caligula]

So did she know your date or not?

If not, it's not a standard cockblocking scenario, more like a crazy bitch trying to break your balls.

She made your job easy by acting like the desperate cougar she is.

You handled that pretty well. Being direct is the only way to deal with people like this. You could also have called her out for being weird or psycho. If you're already escalating with another girl you have very little to gain with engaging with someone like this, so whatever gets them off your back fastest is the way to go.

Then you can always tell your date the story of how this weird bitch was all over you being weird while she was away, establishing your value.

[Mrs. Chocolate]

What's going on with those women? OMG. So not gonna happen here.

[Duke Castile]

Good work Docsedated. That story warms my heart!

[Samseau]

this isn't a story of a cockblocker. this is a story of a woman in a bar who tried to steal you while your date was in the bathroom.


I like to handle future cockblocks by asking the girl I'm dancing/talking with "so are your friends already jealous enough to pull you away from me?"

[CJ]

Bah, you missed a golden opportunity, when she grabbed you by the balls you're supposed to say, "Alright, I'll give you 10 minutes to get your hand off my crotch."

[FretDancer]

More like putting a dumb bitch in her place, great work nonetheless. Too bad your date missed the show!

[Duke Castile]

(05-03-2011 10:54 PM)CJ Wrote:  

Bah, you missed a golden opportunity, when she grabbed you by the balls you're supposed to say, "Alright, I'll give you 10 minutes to get your hand off my crotch."

That's def a good one.

[afronoob]

(05-03-2011 11:39 PM)Fisto Wrote:  

(05-03-2011 10:54 PM)CJ Wrote:  

Bah, you missed a golden opportunity, when she grabbed you by the balls you're supposed to say, "Alright, I'll give you 10 minutes to get your hand off my crotch."

That's def a good one.

There's a silent epidemic raging quietly among the female Anglosphere. True fucking madness of all types:
1. The intense "I can hear the true voice of God"
2. The increasingly chronic "I am so hot everyone with a dick needs me"
3. The Earth Mother whose natural aura hynotises,mesmerises,opens wallets,doors,zippers and checkbooks.
That bitch was a combi of the last 2.

[docsedated]

Agreed this wasn't the typical cockblocker friend but more like cockblockers in other category (Jealous girls or Guys) that I some time encounter, like this particular Girl getting jealous as I am having a good time with some one else (May be my color of skin has something to do with it or the fact that I am currently in Redneck USA)

@ Caligula: you were right best to avoid these bitches , but when she tried to Insult me I had to put her in place .....

@ Samseau : She might have tried to swoop me but when I didn't obey her shit test she got pissed and tried to Insult me, If she was trying to game me then by gaming rules she should have been more attracted to me as an Alpha Male, I seriously think she was just a jealous, Psycho cougar with overinflated non deserving ego thinking I should melt and follow her commands by just a hand gesture.....

@ CJ: Nah I don't think I missed the opporunity as she was probably a 5 or 6 and would not have passes the Boner Test but I will use your line next time a Bangable chick does this to me......

Happy Hunting fellas............

[MacNcheez]

That's some funny shit. hahaha

[SFTD]

Taut, forceful and it worked. Sounded good to me.

[RougeNoir]

I will try this next time I run into a cockblocker at the bar/club: After plowing through the early cockblock in a 2 girl set for instance, later on upon girl closing time, I would "grease" the potential cockblocker with, say, 10 bucks for specifically a drink to send a message to her to scram which would let me take the target home/her place.

[XXL]

simple misunderstanding but the chick indeed was quite a bitch