[Pride male]

Rich and famous men still get dumped volume 1

Alexis Sanchez dumped by girlfriend Laia Grassi for not performing well enough in bed

Alexis Sanchez’s ex-girlfriend Laia Grassi has given new meaning to the term ‘sack race’ after reports in his native Chile suggested she broke up with the Arsenal star because he couldn’t stand the pace in bed.

The Arsenal star’s relationship has been the subject of much speculation, with his ex-partner deleting any pictures of the pair on her Instagram page after rumours emerged that he’d been getting in contact with a Miss Chile winner.

And according to Chilean tabloid La Cuarta, the 25-year-old has failed Miss Grassi’s strenuous physicals due to a lack of stamina, leaving her to dip into the transfer market for a replacement while he gets used to being a free agent.


Still, at least it means he’ll be able to get a few more clean sheets under his belt.

http://lockerdome.com/footballfunnys/616...9802397969

[HighSpeed_LowDrag]

Any guy could have a 14-inch dick with the girthiness of a coke can, and chicks will still spread rumours about how he has a small dick after he tosses her aside for some fresher puss.

Hamsters gon' hamster. Nothing to see here, gentlemen.

HSLD

[LouEvilSlugger]

At least she wasn't a golddigger.

[Atlantic]

This is pure speculation and the ramblings of some ex girlfriend who is probably jealous of a Miss World, and probably many others if he is in transfer, moving in on her turf.
Am I meant to believe a professional football player doesn't have enough stamina?

This sounds like the cries of a girl who knows she lost her golden goose. He will have another girl tomorrow and she is coming up on that wall.

Rich and famous men still have haters volume 380120

Edit: High Speed Low Drag got their first.

[Atlantic]

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[runsonmagic]

It's amazing how relationship status can make the penis change size.

During sex women scream "you've got the biggest cock in the world!" After breaking up, she tells her friends you have a tiny penis.

I don't know what ex-girlfriends have, but we need to research it and sell it for natural male enhancement.

[Foolsgo1d]

He was fucking other women. Nothing beats old pussy than fresher pussy.

She sounds annoying and he should be fucking as many women as he can regardless of getting a hot GF. WHen you have it that easy why bother? Save money on gifts and other bullshit which comes with a GF and save. These young sports stars need older guys to guide them.

[monster]

(12-18-2014 11:04 AM)runsonmagic Wrote:  

It's amazing how relationship status can make the penis change size.

During sex women scream "you've got the biggest cock in the world!" After breaking up, she tells her friends you have a tiny penis.

I don't know what ex-girlfriends have, but we need to research it and sell it for natural male enhancement.

"she just lay there like a corpse"

"her pussy was loose"

"I found her texting nudes to a guy behind my back"

[ryanf]

Rosy and ripe, and ready to box,
The grapes hang high o'er the hungry Fox.--
He pricks up his ears, and his eye he cocks.

Ripe and rosy, yet so high!--
He gazes at them with a greedy eye,
And knows he must eat and drink--or die.

When the jump proves to be beyond his power--
"Pooh!" says the Fox. "Let the pigs devour
Fruit of that sort. Those grapes are sour!"

[Roosh]

Unlikely. He dumped her (or cheated on her) and then she ran to the media with her fairy tale to embarrass him.

[Old Fritz]

Women always say stuff like this when you break up with them.

"Your penis was small anyway"
"You couldn't last long"
"Your stroke was whack"

I had to deal with this with a girl I dumped. I was a jerkass to her so she went around telling guys and her girlfriends my dick was small. However, when I had people bring this topic up; guys and girls; I told them "it doesn't matter if I was small or not. She still spread her legs for me dozens of times and I had my way with her".

They shut up after that.

[Pride male]

Surprised noone is rating that bitch. That is at least an 8. Guess even top tier pussy gets boring after a while.

[Grange]

Probably just bitter, but there's another possibility.

[lskdfjldsf]

What's funny is that post-relationship zingers most often come from girls who just lay there in bed like dead fish.

[iamdegaussed]

Yeah, this guy will go long without new pussy sure.

What a stupid fucking cunt with a stupid fucking mouth that just needs to be slapped. I can't stand women that need to broadcast how "awful" their ex was in bed or how small his cock was or some other bullshit. Alexis is a world class footballer with a world class physique. He also has one of the best engines of any footballer I've ever watched. For 90 minutes, no one works harder than him on the football pitch, so for her to say that he lacked the stamina to satisfy her beggars belief. What a cunt.

I am an Arsenal supporter so that's probably why I'm so fiercely defensive of him, but even so this is just the rambling of a jealous bitch and are not to be taken seriously.

[Noir]

Regarding Miss Chile, who he attempted to 'court', last month.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footbal...-back.html

Quote:

Andrade has explained how she turned down the £30million signing when he invited her out to dinner during Chile’s World Cup preparation this summer before he was pictured on a romantic beach holiday in Mexico with his current girlfriend Laia Grassi.
MailOnline has been unable to verify whether Miss Andrade can support her claims and attempts to contact Sanchez for comment have failed to elicit a response.

In reports which have made headlines across the media in Chile, Miss Andrade, 23, told an interviewer in her home country how he asked her out earlier this year.
She said: ‘Alexis invited me out for a meal while he was back in Chile preparing for the World Cup.
‘I was between boyfriends at the time and it was the first time that he’d asked if we could meet up.

‘I turned him down because he wasn’t my type and I knew that many of the times he’d messaged me he was with his girlfriend and I liked that even less.
‘When he was in Disneyland Paris with Laia in February he sent me a picture of himself on his own.
‘I knew he was with her because I’d seen pictures in the paper and I really couldn’t stop laughing.

‘I messaged him to say: “How nice, you’re with your girlfriend, I’ve love to be where you are with my boyfriend” and he replied: “No I’m with my little nephew or young cousin or some young relative”, I can’t remember exactly.
‘He never said he was with his girlfriend and the following day there was a big picture in the paper of the two of them. It was very strange.
‘All these starstruck young girls need to see all these footballers are the same and are not to be believed.’

Obviously, playa needs to learn the meaning of discretion. Not that he will have a problem following up.

[kosko]

A lot of women will be lining up to test her theory.

[Seamus]

Breaking News: Dumped girls report that 100% of their exes had tiny dicks!

[Pride male]

According to givemesport.com, Sanchez was so committed to football, he did not give in to her sexual demands, instead, saving his energy for the field.

[Bazzwaldo]

Don't worry Laia, there'll be many an Arsenal fan that can fill that gap for you, sequentually or concurrently.
Poor Alexis will have to put up with the more pedestrian types like Miss Chillie
Who knows, you may land a leading role in a pornagraphic gangbang masterpiece instead of claiming celebrity on the coat tails of an athlete