I hate the game Cards Against Humanity. It's a mediocre game that now is obsessively played by the most emotionally underdeveloped fattie omegas. A sure sign of a bad house party is them off in a little herd in the corner, paralyzed with social anxiety, obsessively playing hand after hand long after the game's jokes stopped being funny as their only way of social interaction. The kind of men who still dress up as Star Wars characters as adults.
And the game designer hates his omega fans as well.
In a lesson in anti-consumerism, for Black Friday he removed everything from his website, except a Box of Bullshit for $6.
And unfortunately, 30,000 people bought it. Literally he sold and shipped 30,000 boxes of animal feces to obsessive Black Friday shoppers who spent their holiday off not relaxing and recharging, but obsessively shopping on-line for literally, boxes of crap.
There are now unboxing videos (because with this socially inept crowd, if they can't post video to the internet for validation, it didn't happen) of people receiving clearly labeled Boxes of Bullshit, opening them up to find nothing but a dried out turd, and obsessively breaking the turd apart hoping for something more. "Surely he hid a really cool new card in the middle of the turd!" they say on camera.
Nope.
And the game designer hates his omega fans as well.
In a lesson in anti-consumerism, for Black Friday he removed everything from his website, except a Box of Bullshit for $6.
And unfortunately, 30,000 people bought it. Literally he sold and shipped 30,000 boxes of animal feces to obsessive Black Friday shoppers who spent their holiday off not relaxing and recharging, but obsessively shopping on-line for literally, boxes of crap.
There are now unboxing videos (because with this socially inept crowd, if they can't post video to the internet for validation, it didn't happen) of people receiving clearly labeled Boxes of Bullshit, opening them up to find nothing but a dried out turd, and obsessively breaking the turd apart hoping for something more. "Surely he hid a really cool new card in the middle of the turd!" they say on camera.
Nope.
"Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly color. I'm so glad I'm a Beta."
--Aldous Huxley, Brave New World
