[duncanidaho]

I got asked this question, and it was disturbing enough to pass forward.
Here's the scenario, you're going to a state prison for one year and you have the following two options on your first night that affects the rest of your stay, but which one do you choose?

A) Sodomize the man in your cell on the first night and you won't be bothered by anyone for the rest of your jail term.

B) Leave your cell mate alone and every night someone will attempt to sodomize you until your sentence is over.

[speakeasy]

C) Don't end up in prison in the first place

[duncanidaho]

Nice try, but "C" is not an option. You can't straddle the fence on this one, cause if you do consider yourself straddled.

[DyrtyRyce]

It all depends. I mean, I need a good look at the other prisoners. Are they Terry Crews big or scrawny guys?

[duncanidaho]

I'll leave that question to your imagination.

[DyrtyRyce]

Also depends on the length of my sentence.

[Roosh]

Very strange.. uhhh .. scenario.

[duncanidaho]

Wow, I didn't think it'd make so many people uncomfortable.