On a platform built on a tree (got busted)
In a parking lot stairwell with a girl I knew for 15 minutes
In a parking lot stairwell with a girl I knew for 15 minutes
Unusual Places You're Gotten The Bang
I've got a few good ones.
On a public bus: Both of us were fully clothed in the back seat, she had a skirt on with no panties and I had a blanket. She came, and let out an involuntary moan and then we got caught. Bus driver shook his head at me when we were kicked off.
Jetskiing: It's a lot harder to balance one of these fuckers than you think.
The Ferris Wheel on the Place de la Concorde in Paris: I was worried we'd get caught on the way down but I came in like 2 minutes so it was a non-issue.
Rooftop of the Rydges Kensington: This is one of my favorites. Bought one of the staff a pint when she was off her shift, and she ended up aggressively making out with me. Tried to take her up to my room, she said she had something better in mind. She was a screamer, and to this day I'm still amazed we weren't caught as she didn't hold back.
On a public bus: Both of us were fully clothed in the back seat, she had a skirt on with no panties and I had a blanket. She came, and let out an involuntary moan and then we got caught. Bus driver shook his head at me when we were kicked off.
Jetskiing: It's a lot harder to balance one of these fuckers than you think.
The Ferris Wheel on the Place de la Concorde in Paris: I was worried we'd get caught on the way down but I came in like 2 minutes so it was a non-issue.
Rooftop of the Rydges Kensington: This is one of my favorites. Bought one of the staff a pint when she was off her shift, and she ended up aggressively making out with me. Tried to take her up to my room, she said she had something better in mind. She was a screamer, and to this day I'm still amazed we weren't caught as she didn't hold back.
Jet skiing? How in the hell did you do it on a jet ski? Were you driving it or was is stationary?
This technically doesn't count as I didn't get the bang at the place, but...
Out in my home town with my two closest pals a few years ago just after a gay bar opened. They were all up for going. I wasn't.
"C'mon Al, they'll know we're not gay..."
So I tagged along with them. In there, I got talking to a woman, a chubby 5 with acne at the bar. I was fucking steaming.
Next thing I knew we were making out on a sofa nearby. After a while she said, "We're not having sex. I've got a boyfriend".
Me: "OK". Carried on snogging.
A short while later she broke off and looked me in the eye. "Fuck me".
"But... but... you've got a boyfriend..."
"You're a good kisser..."
She dragged me into the Ladies. I was that slaughtered with the ale I could hardly find my belt, although at one point I managed to get her tits out.
At that moment we were disturbed by a loud banging on the door and a camp voice. "Get out of there! No shagging!"
I gave up at that point. We got dressed and staggered out.
By this time, last orders had been called. There were about ten people in there - my mates, staff, management and a few random poofs. All (including the poofs) gave us a round of applause as we emerged.
Turned out that the camp male who banged on the door was the manager, who was full of fake outrage as he yelled "Ooh! The ladies have been Christened by straights!"![[Image: gay.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/new/gay.gif)
The rest of the evening was relatively uneventful as my mates jumped in a taxi, leaving me alone with her.
We walked back to my place; on the way, I held her up by her armpits when she stopped for a piss in a hedge by a petrol station, then finger-banged her in my bathroom before blasting a full load of muck into her cunt.
Out in my home town with my two closest pals a few years ago just after a gay bar opened. They were all up for going. I wasn't.
"C'mon Al, they'll know we're not gay..."
So I tagged along with them. In there, I got talking to a woman, a chubby 5 with acne at the bar. I was fucking steaming.
Next thing I knew we were making out on a sofa nearby. After a while she said, "We're not having sex. I've got a boyfriend".
Me: "OK". Carried on snogging.
A short while later she broke off and looked me in the eye. "Fuck me".
"But... but... you've got a boyfriend..."
"You're a good kisser..."
She dragged me into the Ladies. I was that slaughtered with the ale I could hardly find my belt, although at one point I managed to get her tits out.
At that moment we were disturbed by a loud banging on the door and a camp voice. "Get out of there! No shagging!"
I gave up at that point. We got dressed and staggered out.
By this time, last orders had been called. There were about ten people in there - my mates, staff, management and a few random poofs. All (including the poofs) gave us a round of applause as we emerged.
Turned out that the camp male who banged on the door was the manager, who was full of fake outrage as he yelled "Ooh! The ladies have been Christened by straights!"
The rest of the evening was relatively uneventful as my mates jumped in a taxi, leaving me alone with her.
We walked back to my place; on the way, I held her up by her armpits when she stopped for a piss in a hedge by a petrol station, then finger-banged her in my bathroom before blasting a full load of muck into her cunt.
Men are not creepy. Do you know what’s creepy? Spiders, because we don’t know how they move.
Quote: (09-19-2018 04:16 PM)doc holliday Wrote:
Jet skiing? How in the hell did you do it on a jet ski? Were you driving it or was is stationary?
We drove about a mile offshore so no one would see us.
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It was on one of these (SeaDoo GTI 130) which weighs about 800 pounds if memory serves. They're really stable when you're driving.
Once I got her offshore as we were en-route to the open water, I stole her top. She was sitting behind me and was basically forced to press up close so no one could see.
Once we got out far enough, I had her lay chest down on the seat and I went to work. It was tough balancing us both, but we got it done.
Driving a car. The girl was so drunk that paid the toll collector completely naked while riding me without giving a fuck.
On the beach, in Australia, at midnight.
In the park with her handcuffed to a tree.
In the park with her handcuffed to a tree.
Unsure if ever commented...
It's weird never think nothing of it until I look bang and think "damn I just didn't give a fuck".
WHY?
I came to rationalization you just say SORRY. I remember cops caught me taking a rare piss in public while I was about to pull a 3some with my FB. (Things went south girl blacked out so just wanted to get her to her place and bounce) Managed to apologize telling em my situation.
Well my risk taking ass...
#1...Sex on edge of a roof (Best public experience to date, something about knowing only thing from life & death is you holding a woman on the edge...I was looking down thinking " holy fuck this risk & pleasure I like wayyyy too much". Chick ended up masturbating to the whole experience when I left that night.
#2...Sex in soho downtown, in front of a retail store....Guy passes and the girl waves. This girl introduced me to a WAY to have public sex always. (I only have public sex 1st time...If not down then pass up hooking up)
#3...Eating chicks ass during an after party. One of the few times I had great logistics, we threw an after party and while everyone was hanging ordering food...I was in the 2nd bed eating some chicks ass hahaah. Was sleeping with 2 chicks totally unaware. (If wasn't blasted shoulda/woulda had a 3some as another girl wanted to fuck, the next day she tried to lock-in sex)
Honorable mentions
- Eating pussy in club
- Finger chick at best table that just so happen to be open for everyone to see (did this for 5secs she cried cause I wouldn't keep going right there BUT almost no one ever sees me having sexual experiences)
- About to have sex in bathroom while friend is peeing in sink & 2 female friends are doing coke (I didn't even notice)
- Getting caught by a tenant eating pussy on the steps because roof was locked. Guy thought I was French saying "You think I don't hear you guys!?! You French people I tell yea!!!"
- Almost had sex doing a 6ft drop into a construction site hole....Thank universe we didn't do it because we wouldn't have got back up. My dumbass still regrets not doing it anyway because it would've been an epic experience.
- Almost had sex in a thunderstorm in middle of time square that every movie gets a shot of...No one was on the streets, we were soaking. I can't recall WHY but was suppose to walk to my friend apt to have sex. Ended up fooling around in middle of time square.
Overtime chicks turned me into a public sex addict. Dick out in subway, in restaurants, on dancefloor. The funny thing is if you follow me around nothing about me ever truly shows I get down like that unless your the woman I personally am giving opp to be sexual with.
It's weird never think nothing of it until I look bang and think "damn I just didn't give a fuck".
WHY?
I came to rationalization you just say SORRY. I remember cops caught me taking a rare piss in public while I was about to pull a 3some with my FB. (Things went south girl blacked out so just wanted to get her to her place and bounce) Managed to apologize telling em my situation.
Well my risk taking ass...
#1...Sex on edge of a roof (Best public experience to date, something about knowing only thing from life & death is you holding a woman on the edge...I was looking down thinking " holy fuck this risk & pleasure I like wayyyy too much". Chick ended up masturbating to the whole experience when I left that night.
#2...Sex in soho downtown, in front of a retail store....Guy passes and the girl waves. This girl introduced me to a WAY to have public sex always. (I only have public sex 1st time...If not down then pass up hooking up)
#3...Eating chicks ass during an after party. One of the few times I had great logistics, we threw an after party and while everyone was hanging ordering food...I was in the 2nd bed eating some chicks ass hahaah. Was sleeping with 2 chicks totally unaware. (If wasn't blasted shoulda/woulda had a 3some as another girl wanted to fuck, the next day she tried to lock-in sex)
Honorable mentions
- Eating pussy in club
- Finger chick at best table that just so happen to be open for everyone to see (did this for 5secs she cried cause I wouldn't keep going right there BUT almost no one ever sees me having sexual experiences)
- About to have sex in bathroom while friend is peeing in sink & 2 female friends are doing coke (I didn't even notice)
- Getting caught by a tenant eating pussy on the steps because roof was locked. Guy thought I was French saying "You think I don't hear you guys!?! You French people I tell yea!!!"
- Almost had sex doing a 6ft drop into a construction site hole....Thank universe we didn't do it because we wouldn't have got back up. My dumbass still regrets not doing it anyway because it would've been an epic experience.
- Almost had sex in a thunderstorm in middle of time square that every movie gets a shot of...No one was on the streets, we were soaking. I can't recall WHY but was suppose to walk to my friend apt to have sex. Ended up fooling around in middle of time square.
Overtime chicks turned me into a public sex addict. Dick out in subway, in restaurants, on dancefloor. The funny thing is if you follow me around nothing about me ever truly shows I get down like that unless your the woman I personally am giving opp to be sexual with.
Middle school parking lot (cold summer night in the back of her truck), very close to getting busted by cops
Movie theater parking lot, at 7 in the morning in her minivan (we were juniors in HS)
Movie theater parking lot, at 7 in the morning in her minivan (we were juniors in HS)
-Lost my virginity in the front seat of a hatchback (laid the seat back and she climbed on top, luckily she was like 5'3
-In my car in a park near my parents house when I was 18-19 and she was 2 years younger, got caught by the cops but only checked our IDs and made us leave
-Girl's bathroom at my senior prom
-Spare room at a party in college with a less than attractive girl....we forgot to close the door and like 20 people eventually gathered around....thank God this was before Facebook or Youtube
-In a Corvette parked outside a trashy strip club (luckily another short girl, this one was like 4'11)
-Rooftop of an apartment building in NYC, looking out over the city skyline (that one was pretty cool)
-Got a blowjob from a Filipina maid in a public bathroom in Wanchai, HK (the door to the bathroom opened straight up to the street)
-Finger banged a girl and got a hand job (sadly not to completion) in a packed movie theater (showing Armageddon.....definitely didn't wanna miss a thing) when I was 14....sadly it would be another 3.5 years before I would lose my virginity
-In my car in a park near my parents house when I was 18-19 and she was 2 years younger, got caught by the cops but only checked our IDs and made us leave
-Girl's bathroom at my senior prom
-Spare room at a party in college with a less than attractive girl....we forgot to close the door and like 20 people eventually gathered around....thank God this was before Facebook or Youtube
-In a Corvette parked outside a trashy strip club (luckily another short girl, this one was like 4'11)
-Rooftop of an apartment building in NYC, looking out over the city skyline (that one was pretty cool)
-Got a blowjob from a Filipina maid in a public bathroom in Wanchai, HK (the door to the bathroom opened straight up to the street)
-Finger banged a girl and got a hand job (sadly not to completion) in a packed movie theater (showing Armageddon.....definitely didn't wanna miss a thing) when I was 14....sadly it would be another 3.5 years before I would lose my virginity
I got my Magnum condoms, I got my wad of hundreds, I'm ready to plow!
I have a bunch but the most fucked up:
On the couch while her mother was passed out drunk/drugged in the same room.
On the couch while her mother was passed out drunk/drugged in the same room.
Nothing that I will say super impresive (Not in a volcano)
- A swedish girl in the shower at a hostel in a room with like 20 people. (Twice)
- An italian girl from couch surfing at her parents garden
- My first LTR an ukranian-mexican at her parents bed ( Classic)
- Another LTR swedish girl behing the dj booth in a beach festival
- Same LTR swedish girl at a plane's toilet
- A norwegian girl in the elevator of my apartment building back in Mexico
- An american girl at the toilet of Bargain
- A mexican girl in the back of a pick up truck in the parking lot of a fancy club (busted)
- This islandic girl at a hostal while her borthers were sleeping next to us (Not unusual, but dangerous I'll say)
- A Serbian girl at the beach behind the safeguard tower.
- A swedish girl in the shower at a hostel in a room with like 20 people. (Twice)
- An italian girl from couch surfing at her parents garden
- My first LTR an ukranian-mexican at her parents bed ( Classic)
- Another LTR swedish girl behing the dj booth in a beach festival
- Same LTR swedish girl at a plane's toilet
- A norwegian girl in the elevator of my apartment building back in Mexico
- An american girl at the toilet of Bargain
- A mexican girl in the back of a pick up truck in the parking lot of a fancy club (busted)
- This islandic girl at a hostal while her borthers were sleeping next to us (Not unusual, but dangerous I'll say)
- A Serbian girl at the beach behind the safeguard tower.
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In the bushes next to a railroad track (Great Lakes to Chicago line) across from Naval Hospital Corps School in Great Lakes IL about 25 years ago.
Blowjob from some thicc chick and possibly the finest one I've ever had.
Just as I blew my load, the train came rushing by probably at 80-90 mph. All light and sound, loud as shit.
Blowjob from some thicc chick and possibly the finest one I've ever had.
Just as I blew my load, the train came rushing by probably at 80-90 mph. All light and sound, loud as shit.
This happened 10years ago. This is in south indian metro city, in a large place with empty residential plots after 8pm. Here it gets dark after 7pm. Took my motor bike with my girl. Went there and laid in a secluded place watching for any lights of motor vehicles/henchmen. I also had this girl in a university campus.
Some epic ones here; while I could list many of the standards e.g public bathrooms/cars/parks/festival grounds/alley ways without question my finest achievement came with a Russian girl I travelled with this year.
We had sex in a study/prayer room of a MOSQUE in Uzbekistan. I have a video of it and it is awesome (sorry for any faithful I’ve insulted on here)
We had sex in a study/prayer room of a MOSQUE in Uzbekistan. I have a video of it and it is awesome (sorry for any faithful I’ve insulted on here)
An abandoned multi-level parking lot which was fenced off by chainlink.
A bathtub.
A bathtub.
My car in front of some girl's house.
I will be checking my PMs weekly, so you can catch me there. I will not be posting.
Ok I’ll play:
Back of a station wagon in work parking garage
Locking bathroom at work
Hotel stairwell
Hotel public bathroom
Restaurant locking family bathroom
Front seat of a 911 - very small area
In car at public park
Roadside in trees
On a rock in middle of river
Actually quite a few cars in garages
On my desk at work
Back of a station wagon in work parking garage
Locking bathroom at work
Hotel stairwell
Hotel public bathroom
Restaurant locking family bathroom
Front seat of a 911 - very small area
In car at public park
Roadside in trees
On a rock in middle of river
Actually quite a few cars in garages
On my desk at work
In an elevator in the business district of SF, above a sex shop, at around 6PM
In the backseat of a car, in a dive bar's parking lot, with two girls
On the couch in my boss's corner office
On my girlfriend's parent's bed
In a hotel stairwell
In a foreign ambassador's guest house in Beverly Hills
In the backseat of a car, in a dive bar's parking lot, with two girls
On the couch in my boss's corner office
On my girlfriend's parent's bed
In a hotel stairwell
In a foreign ambassador's guest house in Beverly Hills
Here goes:
1) in my dad's office (teenage years)
2) library stacks at night (college)
3) workplace at night
4) behind a stack of chairs in a hallway at a wedding reception
5) finger banged a girl in a gay park with the gay dudes staring down at us from a hilltop. they called cops. busted.
6) behind a car at another wedding
7) bj on a small dock surrounded by piping frogs
8) isolated beach on the Great Lakes, out in the open, nobody around for miles
9) bj while laying sprawled on my back on a public sidewalk at 3 am. this was in England. that could've gone really bad, legally speaking.
10) backseat bang while parked in public parking structure. that was last year. I was 42, she was 21. I really should know better lol.
11) total all-morning fuckfest in my best friend's bed while he was at work. with a girl he introduced me to. he banged her a year later.
12) camping tent in a raging thunderstorm on the side of a mountain in West Virginia
1) in my dad's office (teenage years)
2) library stacks at night (college)
3) workplace at night
4) behind a stack of chairs in a hallway at a wedding reception
5) finger banged a girl in a gay park with the gay dudes staring down at us from a hilltop. they called cops. busted.
6) behind a car at another wedding
7) bj on a small dock surrounded by piping frogs
8) isolated beach on the Great Lakes, out in the open, nobody around for miles
9) bj while laying sprawled on my back on a public sidewalk at 3 am. this was in England. that could've gone really bad, legally speaking.
10) backseat bang while parked in public parking structure. that was last year. I was 42, she was 21. I really should know better lol.
11) total all-morning fuckfest in my best friend's bed while he was at work. with a girl he introduced me to. he banged her a year later.
12) camping tent in a raging thunderstorm on the side of a mountain in West Virginia
Nothing too exciting. A ferris wheel, in the park, things like that.
I think the most exciting one was in this mini playground lodged between two private houses in an urban neighborhood. Instead of the usual just pulling down her pants for some quick fucking she got completely naked, which was really hot. While we were at it a man suddenly appears from nowhere to walk through this little playground, quickly forcing me to stand in front of the girl to cover her naked body. It was dark, but since he was walking just a couple of feet away from us and there was no one else there he must've realized she was naked.
The more risk, the hotter, I feel.
I think the most exciting one was in this mini playground lodged between two private houses in an urban neighborhood. Instead of the usual just pulling down her pants for some quick fucking she got completely naked, which was really hot. While we were at it a man suddenly appears from nowhere to walk through this little playground, quickly forcing me to stand in front of the girl to cover her naked body. It was dark, but since he was walking just a couple of feet away from us and there was no one else there he must've realized she was naked.
The more risk, the hotter, I feel.
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