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10-20-2014, 09:17 PM
Would've been more hilarious if this happened on Christmas.
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10-20-2014, 09:53 PM
That has to be an absolutely terrible way to die.
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10-20-2014, 10:17 PM
Props to the dude, she was actually skinny enough to be able to squeeze into the chimney!
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10-20-2014, 10:34 PM
"The woman, whose “intent was unclear,” was known by the homeowner, the Sheriff’s Department said."
Would a male stalker breaking into a house have his motives described as "unclear"?
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10-20-2014, 10:37 PM
Guys don't be so hard on her. She was obviously raped and it brought back childhood triggers of when she sat on Santa's lap and felt his boner through her jeans.
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10-20-2014, 10:51 PM
That's near my hometown. Same area code.
It's one of those places that's kind of like the Florida of California. Surprised I don't hear more stories like these come out of the 805.
"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."
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10-20-2014, 11:27 PM
He was probably playing some good dread game on her, so she thought she would drop in and catch him with another woman.
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10-20-2014, 11:46 PM
Quote: (10-20-2014 09:53 PM)tarquin Wrote:
That has to be an absolutely terrible way to die.
I knew this rang a bell.
"BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — A doctor involved in an “on-again, off-again” relationship apparently tried to force her way into her boyfriend’s home by sliding down the chimney, police said Tuesday. Her decomposing body was found there three days later.
Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac, 49, first tried to get into the house with a shovel, then climbed a ladder to the roof last Wednesday night, removed the chimney cap and slid feet first down the flue, Bakersfield police Sgt. Mary DeGeare said.
While she was trying to break in, the man she was pursuing escaped unnoticed from another exit “to avoid a confrontation,” authorities said.
DeGeare said the two were in an “on-again, off-again” relationship."
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10-20-2014, 11:47 PM
I thought that this thread was going to be about anal fisting.
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10-21-2014, 12:26 AM
Would bang, but the top half of her has to stay in the chimney.
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10-21-2014, 12:35 AM
Crazy bitches be all about comin' in through the chimneys. Keep the fires burnin in your chimneys guys.
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10-21-2014, 01:25 AM
Ok which RVF member is going to post a link to her online dating profile?
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10-21-2014, 02:10 AM
I remember reading this same thing on this forum or at heartiste's about a woman dieing in chimney crawling to a lover a few years ago.
Is this very old dupe or did something that ridiculous happened twice?