[vinman]

Are there any dwarf stripper forum members? I'm assuming "hen night" is a bachelorette party

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Bride-to-be 'becomes pregnant after having sex with dwarf stripper on hen night... and husband only realises when she gives birth'
Spanish woman had to confess to cheating on her husband with dwarf
It was after she gave birth to baby with dwarfism at hospital in Valencia
Woman's husband believed child was his until it was born, it is claimed


A bride-to-be became pregnant after having sex with a dwarf stripper on her hen night, it has been claimed.
The woman had to confess to cheating on her husband with the adult entertainer earlier this year after giving birth to a baby with dwarfism at a hospital in Valencia, Spain, it was reported.
It is alleged that the woman’s husband believed the child was his until it was born. Neither the couple nor the hospital have been named.


Spanish news website Las Cinco del Dia (The Daily Five), which broke the story, said: ‘Neither her closest female friends nor her family knew she had had sex with the dwarf stripper.
‘But once she had her son in her arms, she broke down and confessed what had happened. As you can imagine no-one that sleeps with a stripper at her hen night broadcasts it, or at least they try to take their secret to the grave.


‘But the protagonist of this episode had no choice but to confess and could never have pretended the boy was her husband's because of a little problem - the child was born with dwarfism.’
A Spaniard working as a dwarf stripper, who asked to remain anonymous, said: ‘I know colleagues working out of Valencia but I'm not aware of any of them getting involved in something like this.


‘They're mostly men in their forties and fifties and who's going to want to sleep with a man that age. There must be about ten of us doing this line of work in Spain.
I'm astonished at the idea someone's fallen pregnant like this and the woman has managed to keep it a secret even from her closest friends
Spanish dwarf stripper
‘More often than not it's a joke thing and the women are very shy and don't even want you to touch them. You often go along with a normal stripper who blindfolds the woman and then you take his place and pretend it's him that's still dancing.
'You take the blindfold off, congratulate her and go. At most you sometimes get asked to stay behind and have your picture taken with the bride-to-be. I'm astonished at the idea someone's fallen pregnant like this and the woman has managed to keep it a secret even from her closest friends.
‘It's certainly something that's catching peoples' interest. I've even had a call from a radio station in Uruguay earlier on but told them I couldn't help.’

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[aphelion]

It's a hoax. Sorry for all the believers.

[Lucario]

He must have some mutant game

(10-11-2014 06:46 PM)aphelion Wrote:  

It's a hoax. Sorry for all the believers.

You can't just say hoax and not provide evidence.

[Oz.]

I thought this thread was going to be about picking up dwarf strippers

[Moma]

(10-11-2014 07:23 PM)Oz. Wrote:  

I thought this thread was going to be about picking up dwarf strippers

Me too. I saw the hottest one ever in a strip club in Miami gardens called 'The Office'. I wanted to pummel her.

[Deluge]

Paging R Smoov.

[Simeon_Strangelight]

(10-11-2014 06:46 PM)aphelion Wrote:  

It's a hoax. Sorry for all the believers.

If you think it is a hoax, then give out evidence.

The Mirror and The Telegraph went with the story too.

A local Spanish blogger might have found pics of the dwarf:



http://abcblogs.abc.es/curiosidades-cosa...a-soltera/

In any case - cuckoldry is quite often. DNA parental testing clinics are a good investment nowadays - especially if you have to avoid the legal constrictions in some countries nowadays.

Why do you think that is the case? Based on country and region the average number of cuckoldry-babies are around 10-25% - 15% on average in most countries.

[Praetor Lupus]

Dwarf banging has probably skyrocketed since Tyrion arrived on the scene.

[Lucario]

Is this actually real though ? I mean this would be one of those important links to prove real or fake.

Will be amazing if confirmed real. It will single-handedly shut down all future threads about height.