[L M McCoy]

What would you do if you had to live near an unbearable neighbor? I know we've all had them at one point or another. I just moved out and am living on my own and there is a piece of fat shit underneath( landlord won't do squat). There is never a minute of peace and quiet. Either its the TV, obnoxious screemo music, or him yelling and screaming because he died on a computer game. He's 38 years old, sells drugs to pay rent and of course the police won't do shit.


Went down to tell him to shut his pie hole multiple times, told the landlord, and absolutely nothing.


He already ruined a night where I had two girls over

my dads advice is useless and I'm stumped on this.

What would you guys do? I've been on the forum long enough to know that a good majority of the membership here are extremely intelligent and have devious minds.

[The Beast1]

(10-01-2014 05:16 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  

What would you do if you had to live near an unbearable neighbor? I know we've all had them at one point or another. I just moved out and am living on my own and there is a piece of fat shit underneath( landlord won't do squat). There is never a minute of peace and quiet. Either its the TV, obnoxious screemo music, or him yelling and screaming because he died on a computer game. He's 38 years old, sells drugs to pay rent and of course the police won't do shit.


Went down to tell him to shut his pie hole multiple times, told the landlord, and absolutely nothing.


He already ruined a night where I had two girls over

my dads advice is useless and I'm stumped on this.

What would you guys do? I've been on the forum long enough to know that a good majority of the membership here are extremely intelligent and have devious minds.

What happened when you talked to him? Have you tried going to his apartment when he is being too loud to tell him to shut up? You are allowed by law to have comfortable use of your apartment.

As for revenge,
I'd cut his circuit breaker if you have access to it. Maybe be a nuisance to him when he's trying to sleep. Keep it civil until all of your recourse is up.

[L M McCoy]

(10-01-2014 05:23 PM)frenchie Wrote:  

(10-01-2014 05:16 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  

What would you do if you had to live near an unbearable neighbor? I know we've all had them at one point or another. I just moved out and am living on my own and there is a piece of fat shit underneath( landlord won't do squat). There is never a minute of peace and quiet. Either its the TV, obnoxious screemo music, or him yelling and screaming because he died on a computer game. He's 38 years old, sells drugs to pay rent and of course the police won't do shit.


Went down to tell him to shut his pie hole multiple times, told the landlord, and absolutely nothing.


He already ruined a night where I had two girls over

my dads advice is useless and I'm stumped on this.

What would you guys do? I've been on the forum long enough to know that a good majority of the membership here are extremely intelligent and have devious minds.

What happened when you talked to him? Have you tried going to his apartment when he is being too loud to tell him to shut up? You are allowed by law to have comfortable use of your apartment.

As for revenge,
I'd cut his circuit breaker if you have access to it. Maybe be a nuisance to him when he's trying to sleep. Keep it civil until all of your recourse is up.

"yeah okay " were his words. I've tried being civil about it but he just doesn't give a fuck. He dresses like one of those Hispanic thugs if that paints a better picture.

I'm not worried about retaliation because he has no friends other than random people he plays with online.

I'll look for the circuit breaker. Thanks!

[kmhour]

Move. Preferably somewhere not inhabited by trash.

[aSimpNamedBrokeback]

(10-01-2014 05:16 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  

I just moved out and am living on my own and there is a piece of fat shit underneath

Underneath Lucky he doesn't live above you.

1. I would forcefully drive my heel into the floor with every step I took.

2. Turn your speakers down towards the floor with the bass all the way up when I leave for work everyday.

Welcome to apartment life. It doesn't get any better, you can move 100 times and fuckers like the one you described will either be above, below or next to you. Look for a house.

[Dr. Howard]

(10-01-2014 06:19 PM)kmhour Wrote:  

Move. Preferably somewhere not inhabited by trash.

This is ultimately what it will come down to, things will escalate if you decide to start something like cutting his circuit breaker.

I started a war with at least one neighbor when i was younger. The one I recall the worst was a bunch of girls who did not know that my apartment had the controls for the heat and hot water for the whole building. I could not relax at home once the war started, the small victories I had were only fleeting satisfaction compared with having to be on guard all of the time.

I would say make his apartment unbearable to live in, but if he's a fat guy living in squalor he can likely take it alot longer than you can.

[Krusyos]

Invite him up for a drink.

Slip in some roofies.



That'll learn him.

[AneroidOcean]

(10-01-2014 05:16 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  

What would you do if you had to live near an unbearable neighbor? I know we've all had them at one point or another. I just moved out and am living on my own and there is a piece of fat shit underneath( landlord won't do squat). There is never a minute of peace and quiet. Either its the TV, obnoxious screemo music, or him yelling and screaming because he died on a computer game. He's 38 years old, sells drugs to pay rent and of course the police won't do shit.


Went down to tell him to shut his pie hole multiple times, told the landlord, and absolutely nothing.


He already ruined a night where I had two girls over

my dads advice is useless and I'm stumped on this.

What would you guys do? I've been on the forum long enough to know that a good majority of the membership here are extremely intelligent and have devious minds.

Find out your local laws regarding tenant rights, specifically to noise issues. That will tell you a lot more than this forum. Locally for me, I can call the cops on the neighbors and they'll be warned and after that they'll be ticketed. There's further steps beyond that with a landlord her locally, but you need to find out what your local laws/rights are.

Unfortunately moving could be your only option as an asshole neighbor is hard to get kicked out regardless of whether the law is on your side or not.

[Krusyos]

In all seriousness, though. Just sit down with him and tell him honestly how bad he really acts. It sounds like you've talked to him a few times, but I'm talking about a friendly chat over some coffee or beer. Make him like you, and then he'll be more prone to listen.

[kosko]

Paging El Mech!

[Sombro]

Quote:

He's 38 years old, sells drugs to pay rent and of course the police won't do shit.

1) Appeal to the law and most people's sense of self-interest:
Make it in your landlord's best interest to get rid of this shit.
He's a liability to your landlord, whether said landlord gives a shit or not.

2) Or, go the dark triad route:
Inform less savory types that he's holding dope on premises (and gear they can fence), and times when he is and isn't there.

[L M McCoy]

I'll look into getting this lease broken VIA lawyer

I don't think he'd ever have a chat with him since I went off on him before I posted this thread.

I noticed that he has a very unappealing face so I went after that as I was shouting shit out the window. Felt like a bully but I was heated and I know it sounds very immature but getting my ear drums rocked from the morning till 3-4 AM has taken a toll.

He just ignores me now, I'll need to fight fire with fire.

[MrXY]

First of all, stop talking to the guy; don't confront him anymore. Don't do anything that has your fingerprints on it.

Does your city have one of those anonymous crime tip lines?

Call it from a number not linked to you and tell them he's selling drugs and beating up women and raping kittens and shit.

[AntiTrace]

sometimes you just gotta take the gloves off and give someone a real moment of awakening.

Are you ready for that? Are you ready to go full warfare against this neighbor? If so, let us know...I'm sure we can come up with some amazing ways to generally fuck this guy over. If you want to keep playing nice, which is completely understandable considering its a stones throw from your crib, then your better to keep pushing the legal route and keeping your hand clean.

WHen you wanna get them dirty...it could be a shit load of fun.

[AntiTrace]

(10-01-2014 08:10 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

First of all, stop talking to the guy; don't confront him anymore. Don't do anything that has your fingerprints on it.

Does your city have one of those anonymous crime tip lines?

Call it from a number not linked to you and tell them he's selling drugs and beating up women and raping kittens and shit.

Actually very good advice. If you place an anonymous call, burner phone, and say you hear a bunch of screaming for help at the address, the cops will force their way into his apartment and search it without a warrant. Its easy to let that pass in court too, as the officers were responding to what was reported as a threat to somebody's life.

Anyone know if cops can trace back the owner of a cell phone when it comes to apps like Burner? Best be safe being a legit $20 burner phone.

[L M McCoy]

(10-01-2014 08:10 PM)AntiTrace Wrote:  

sometimes you just gotta take the gloves off and give someone a real moment of awakening.

Are you ready for that? Are you ready to go full warfare against this neighbor? If so, let us know...I'm sure we can come up with some amazing ways to generally fuck this guy over. If you want to keep playing nice, which is completely understandable considering its a stones throw from your crib, then your better to keep pushing the legal route and keeping your hand clean.

WHen you wanna get them dirty...it could be a shit load of fun.

I don't want to keep playing nice. I've tried that route and it isn't working. I'm ready to go rambo up in this bith

[L M McCoy]

(10-01-2014 08:10 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

First of all, stop talking to the guy; don't confront him anymore. Don't do anything that has your fingerprints on it.

Does your city have one of those anonymous crime tip lines?

Call it from a number not linked to you and tell them he's selling drugs and beating up women and raping kittens and shit.

That's actually a good idea!

[AntiTrace]

(10-01-2014 08:16 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  

(10-01-2014 08:10 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

First of all, stop talking to the guy; don't confront him anymore. Don't do anything that has your fingerprints on it.

Does your city have one of those anonymous crime tip lines?

Call it from a number not linked to you and tell them he's selling drugs and beating up women and raping kittens and shit.

That's actually a good idea!

MrXY is on it. You know everytime the cops report to a premises, the landlord is notified. You want the landlord to take action, so you want this neighbors presence to be as much of a pain in the landlords ass as he is in yours.

Go through the neighbor to attack the landlords time and bottom line(maintenance issues blamed on the neighbor maybe?) and he will be much more inclined to take action.

[aSimpNamedBrokeback]

(10-01-2014 08:21 PM)AntiTrace Wrote:  

(10-01-2014 08:16 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  

(10-01-2014 08:10 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

First of all, stop talking to the guy; don't confront him anymore. Don't do anything that has your fingerprints on it.

Does your city have one of those anonymous crime tip lines?

Call it from a number not linked to you and tell them he's selling drugs and beating up women and raping kittens and shit.

That's actually a good idea!

MrXY is on it. You know everytime the cops report to a premises, the landlord is notified. You want the landlord to take action, so you want this neighbors presence to be as much of a pain in the landlords ass as he is in yours.

Go through the neighbor to attack the landlords time and bottom line(maintenance issues blamed on the neighbor maybe?) and he will be much more inclined to take action.

Problem is theres an 80% the next tenant will be just as bad as the last.

[AntiTrace]

i doubt that. I live in a building that attracts troubled tenants. Pretty sure I'm one of a handfull of normal tenants in the 6 story complex. The logistics are watertight and the rent is cheap as hell, so it works out for me.

I rarely have trouble with any of them.

[WesternCancer]

(10-01-2014 08:10 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

First of all, stop talking to the guy; don't confront him anymore. Don't do anything that has your fingerprints on it.

Does your city have one of those anonymous crime tip lines?

Call it from a number not linked to you and tell them he's selling drugs and beating up women and raping kittens and shit.

You'd have to make sure there are actually drugs in the house at the time, and enough to warrant a possession with intent charge or whatever.

Get all friendly with him, smoke a few joints, tell him he has good shit and ask to buy an ounce. Tell him you'll swing by one day to grab it and BOOM cops show up instead.

That or you could break in and fuck up his computer with shady shit.

[L M McCoy]

(10-01-2014 08:45 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

(10-01-2014 08:10 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

First of all, stop talking to the guy; don't confront him anymore. Don't do anything that has your fingerprints on it.

Does your city have one of those anonymous crime tip lines?

Call it from a number not linked to you and tell them he's selling drugs and beating up women and raping kittens and shit.

You'd have to make sure there are actually drugs in the house at the time, and enough to warrant a possession with intent charge or whatever.

Get all friendly with him, smoke a few joints, tell him he has good shit and ask to buy an ounce. Tell him you'll swing by one day to grab it and BOOM cops show up instead.

That or you could break in and fuck up his computer with shady shit.

He's home all the time and hates me. Not an option or else this would be an option.

[Foolsgo1d]

If you can't get the police onto him may I suggest plugging in a rather large stereo system with plenty of bass. Turn it face-down at the place his computer is located and hit up youtube.

If he is playing screamer music I suggest Carly Rae Jepsen 'Call me Maybe' on repeat or any of those 10 hour long videos.

I did something similar to some asshole in my second year of Uni. Every morning he got up then hits up his shitty music at 6-7am. I had a 100w sound system hooked up to my computer. He stopped it after the 5th time of me placing all 5 speakers to his wall at max volume.

[Surreyman]

(10-01-2014 09:34 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  

(10-01-2014 08:45 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

(10-01-2014 08:10 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

First of all, stop talking to the guy; don't confront him anymore. Don't do anything that has your fingerprints on it.

Does your city have one of those anonymous crime tip lines?

Call it from a number not linked to you and tell them he's selling drugs and beating up women and raping kittens and shit.

You'd have to make sure there are actually drugs in the house at the time, and enough to warrant a possession with intent charge or whatever.

Get all friendly with him, smoke a few joints, tell him he has good shit and ask to buy an ounce. Tell him you'll swing by one day to grab it and BOOM cops show up instead.

That or you could break in and fuck up his computer with shady shit.

He's home all the time and hates me. Not an option or else this would be an option.

The guy's a nerdy stoner. He might dress like a Hispanic thug, but I really don't think he is one.

You on the other hand, are a forum member, which leads me to certain assumptions about your character.

I would say - intimidate the shit out of him. Get in his face, complain LOUDLY.

I'm not talking about fat people complaining ant Walmart, I mean you need to bring that proper authoritative masculine voice. Make him shit himself.

[Blackhawk]

Because you're too close to the situation you don't see how much time and life energy you're wasting on a lost cause. He's never going to stop being fat, lazy or stupid. He's a loser chode heading for middle age.

Picture what he'll be like by age 50. What the fuck could you possibly do that would be worse than what his poor life choices are already doing?

Just get away from his toxic loserness that is holding you back from the lifestyle you want. This guy living 6 feet under you is a drag holding you back. His lack of social calibration is not something you can fix, nor should you waste your valuable time trying to improve his numerous faults.

You have a desire to compete with him and treat him like a worthy adversary, when you should actually treat him like a retarded person. We all know you can win competing with the disabled at the Special Olympics, but alpha men are going to look at you shaking our heads.

When you live next to social retards, it reflects poorly on you. Work your social network and move up in the world to a better address. Move to a place where you can focus on improving yourself, not your neighbors. Living well is the best revenge of all.