[divergentseries]

As some of you may remember from my other thread ('Disability game'), I have a speech impairment which makes it difficult for me to just chat up girls live. Still, I would like to make approaches, as many as possible. So I slipped this note through the open windows of one of the neighborhood girls I fancy. It's pretty lame, but better than nothing, I guess. Feel free to offer harsh and/or constructive criticisms. I would especially like to know whether it's still too tame and beta. It's probably the most insolent thing I've ever written to someone I didn't really know, but then again, I was quite horribly blue pill for most of life.

Quote:

Dear [I keep forgetting your name]*,

A few times a day I pass your window when walking my dog. I often "sneak a peek" at your living room. Don't worry: I always do this - quite inadvertently, of course - whenever someone's trusting enough to leave the curtains open day and night. That way, I get to see lots of interesting things. Butt-ugly interior decorating, for instance. Or that cute pussy of yours.**

But let's get to the point now. Occasionally I can see you watch tv. My own idiot box doesn't see much action these days; YouTube is way more interesting. But if your tv taste doesn't tend towards XXX and YYY*** too much (I'm not counting on it, but surprise me, o fair tube gazeress!), then I would like to come recline on your sofa beside you for an evening of glorious watching. (My tv is in my bedroom, and there are limits to what I consider appropriate for a first date. So at your place it is.)

Auf Wieder(fern)sehen!

[my name and phone number]

* Never heard her name, actually.
** In our language, the terms of endearment for vulva and kitten are exact homonyms. So the innuendo is definitely there, but a bit less glaringly obvious than in English. Probably because the usage in the sense of kitten is still the more common one, whereas in English it's the other way round nowadays.
*** Typical chick channels.