[The Lizard of Oz]

I'm going to post this slut's pics on the Would You Hit It thread and let Uncle Mech take care of all those who claim they WNB.

I think there's been something of an overcorrection on the forum against a certain kind of pasty blonde. The initial correction was good because these chicks are generally overrated, but now it's gone too far in the other direction with the 4s and 4.5s. Like some guys were claiming they wouldn't fuck that Tinkerbell whore who was harassing the anti-circumcision codgers... come on!

[Texas_Tryhard]

(09-14-2014 11:35 AM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

Like some guys were claiming they wouldn't fuck that Tinkerbell whore who was harassing the anti-circumcision codgers... come on!

Those guys are nuts. I'd slam her, she's somewhere around an 8 to me. But this chick...not happening.

[RXB]

This would be a great game prop if the dude wasn't such a wuss.

I have a child's size, so that it is super tight, cut-off T-shirt that says "I only date models."

Combined with some other goofy stuff, like a cowboy hat and sunglasses, it gets a lot of girls to open me.

They want to take pictures.

If you have the right frame and state of mind anything can be turned "alpha."

[kosko]

She's a hog. To much blonde inflation in this thread here for my liking.

WNB

[Jaydublin]

There is zero doubt in my mind that she is going to cheat on him.

[nek]

This dude should use that shirt to mop the cum off the ass of some broad he bangs in Ibiza.

[cmrocks]

That tshirt probably had the exact opposite affect that she intended. I bet he had all kinds of women opening him because of it.

When I was 20, I was dating this 18 year old Latina girl that was a bit possessive and jealous. I went to a party with some buddies and before I went out, she gave me this massive hickey on my neck and said something along the lines of "this way all the other girls will know that you're taken". I bet 3 or 4 different girls came up to me at the party and opened me because of the massive hickey on my neck. I didn't end up closing that night but I got close with this sexy girl from Texas.

[DJ-Matt]

Fat is an automatic WNB to me, no excuses no compromises.

[HawkWrites]

Yeah, and he looks REALLY happy with her in all the photos. The only time he looks truly happy is that one photo with another guy.

I think he knows he made a huge mistake.

[Mr. Ripley]

(09-14-2014 12:41 PM)RXB Wrote:  

This would be a great game prop if the dude wasn't such a wuss.

I have a child's size, so that it is super tight, cut-off T-shirt that says "I only date models."

Combined with some other goofy stuff, like a cowboy hat and sunglasses, it gets a lot of girls to open me.

They want to take pictures.

If you have the right frame and state of mind anything can be turned "alpha."

Pre-selection, Fame, Disqualification... Half the battle's won.

[Faust]

I don't know if it's happening, but it would be absolutely hilarious if he was banging a different girl every weekend while wearing that shirt.

[Mercenary]

It would be interesting to know if the couple from OPs original post is still together (probably not) and also if she got even more fat (much more likely).




Apparently, other guys (*cough* betas) are letting their girlfriends pussy whip them into wearing these t-shirts as can be seen here:


Look at this losers face and body posture. Total defeat. Just sad.
And see how she is laughing at him, while probably secretly letting a much more dominating and strong guy fuck her while he is away from her and wearing that t-shirt.



From the Daily mail website

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...irers.html

Quote:

Crazy funny - or crazy jealous? Territorial girlfriend makes her boyfriend wear a shirt with a picture of her FACE plastered across it - and a stern warning to any admirers

Michelle Snyder from West Hollywood, California, had an oversized T-shirt printed which features several printings of her face
At the bottom, it reads in all caps: 'If you are reading this, you are too close. I have a girlfriend'
Her boyfriend, Derek Kary, looks sad and defeated as he posed for a picture in the tee

By Carly Stern For Dailymail.com
Published: 18:58, 17 February 2016 | Updated: 19:31, 18 February 2016

Hey, ladies — put your hands up, and slowly step away from this girl's boyfriend. Because when it comes to unwanted admirers attempting to hit on her boyfriend, Michelle Snyder from West Hollywood, California isn't messing around in terms of marking her territory — a message that is loud and clear in a funny photo that has recently gone viral on Imgur.
Rather than take any chances with her man Derek Kary's fidelity, Michelle took it into her own hands to quite clearly write 'I'm taken' all over him, having a custom shirt made to proclaim his definitely-not-single status.

The oversized T-shirt featured a crazy-eyed photo of the blonde, printed right across the chest — as well as smaller versions appearing on each of the shirt's sleeves.Along the bottom, in large capital letters, it reads: 'If you are reading this, you are too close. I have a girlfriend.' The shirt, which was a Valentine's gift, is very likely a joke — but the man wearing it looks no less terrified for that fact. As he gives a dead-inside stare to the mirror, his girlfriend hangs on his shoulder, smiling wide and taking a couple's selfie. Clearly equipped with a good sense of humor, Michelle also sells similar custom tees on Etsy, offering the chance for other ladies to mark their men. Hopefully, the man in the shot has a sense of humor, too — but if he's truly afraid of his girlfriend's possessive presents, there's at least one British man he can commiserate with.

Leon Connolly was packing for a solo trip to party destination Ibiza when his girlfriend Abbie Bartlett, with whom he has a daughter, gave him his own custom-made shirt. The tee features four photos of the couple looking lovey-dovey, kissing and cuddling together. Above the pictures, it reads: 'I love my girlfriend Abbie, I hate the girls in Ibiza, so please stay away from me'. Leon, though, knew the gift was — partially, at least — a joke. Abbie said: 'He saw the funny side of it because it is really just a joke, he and I have a really similar sense of humor. He ended up laughing about it and even posed for pictures wearing it. 'I have absolutely no reason to be jealous or possessive because I know Leon would never cheat on me,' she added.

[General Stalin]

The fact that a woman can "make" a man do anything is laughable and pitiful. The only reason these pussy-whipped men put up with being jerked around is because they are terrified that whatever piece of ass they are with is the best and only ass they will ever get.

The fear of scarcity and absolute thirst is palpable.

[realologist]

wcohws

Would cheat on her wearing shirt

[Chunnel]

Little Dark initiated thread. Bump approved

[RoastBeefCurtains4Me]

^^^ I noticed this too. I remember the thread when it first came around, but didn't realize it was started by the Mighty Little Dark! I'd say this thread went the way he intended.

[AnonymousBosch]

(04-30-2016 09:32 AM)Mercenary Wrote:  

- Target insecurity: "Great joke baby girl, but why'd you pick such an ugly photo?"

- The Columbo: "That's hilarious. I love how you tried to look crazy. It's like Miss Piggy."

- The Rickman: "Hilarious." Hold it like a dirty nappy.

Hell, I'd wear it out! I think I might have showed Quintus a photo of me wearing something far more Beta than this and I still got laid that night.

Think about the possibilities:

- Instant Social Proof

- Great 'life of the party' opener

- "Yeah, she's obsessed with me. *shrug* I seem to get that a lot."

- "Nah, some drunk girl threw up on me and this was all they had in the Lost and Found box. Isn't it amazing?"

- Agree and amplify. "You can look girls, but you should know we're not having sex tonight."

- Throw up a picture on social media with you surrounded by hotter girls saying "Don't worry babe. The shirt will make them respect boundaries."

- Ask the girl you're gaming to 'play a trick on her' and call her to ask if she's 'ever thought about a three-way.' Ask one of her friends to yell out 'four!' in the background.

- Ask where she got it done, get another six made up and get everyone in your crew to wear to the club. Play it completely-straight so girls want to solve that mystery: "Yeah, Veronica's a hell of a player. She's too much woman for one man."

[WalkingMan]

^that's pretty much what I thought. if he wears it to Ibiza he'll get even more attention.

I went out last night and I'm starting to understand that it may not be a bad idea to wear something that stands out in order to get the attention you want in these earsplittingly loud clubs. Talking is almost useless. And my ears are still ringing.