[Aziz Nuts]

I scored a date with a cute ginger (super rare) on tinder, but she told me she had surgery. She's on crutches and can't really walk. This really fucks up my usual date game plan since she lives in another city. Usually I say "come to my (bigger, better) city and I'll show you the sights."

She can't drive either, so I'll have to go her city, which I barely know at all. What would you guys do in this scenario?

[Parlay44]

"Hit me up when you feel better"

Chasing after a girl that can't walk wreaks of desperation. Cute doesn't mean anything to me anymore. Your time is valuable and better spent elsewhere.

[BadWolf]

Pick her up

sorry couldn't resist.

[Bacchus]

If she can actually have sex, hang out at her place. If not, make up some excuse, wait until she's physically able, and proceed as usual.

[BadWolf]

Here's a joke you can tell her:


There is a quadriplegic sitting on a beach. She sees a handsome guy walk past and says "Please, I'm so ugly, I really want a man... can we have sex?". The guy has sex with her and leaves.

She sees a really handsome guy walk past and yells "Please, I need you to nail me hard, I need it really bad"... so guy obliges, nails her and leaves.

Finally she sees a newfie walking past and yells "Please I want to be fucked!". The newfie grabs her and pitches her head first into the water. "Ok, now you're fucked".

Should get a laugh.

[little wing]

fuck her on the ground

[Simeon_Strangelight]

(08-27-2014 10:49 PM)Aziz Nuts Wrote:  

I scored a date with a cute ginger (super rare) on tinder, but she told me she had surgery. She's on crutches and can't really walk. This really fucks up my usual date game plan since she lives in another city. Usually I say "come to my (bigger, better) city and I'll show you the sights."

She can't drive either, so I'll have to go her city, which I barely know at all. What would you guys do in this scenario?

Actually this is quite good. Dinner date at her place, if you can have some alone quality time together. Either you will cook something together or order something, enjoy some movie and get down to business. You will be at her place already - maybe even making yourself comfortable in her bed. She still wants to get fucked and the crutches will be going off. Get the crutch-notch.

[Sombro]

[Aziz Nuts]

Parlay44 - I didn't realize you're the president of the Super Notch Club! Say hi to Gene Simmons and Wilt Chamberlain's ghost for me. I'm but a simple peasant sitting in his hovel and *reeking* of desperation, but I don't see any reason to next a girl because of a mild ankle injury.

Badwolf - I'm stealing that joke.

Baccus & Zelcorpion - Good call dudes. My game plan wound up being cooking up some fajitas at her place tonight.

[Parlay44]

I'm just tired of all the bullshit. I'd rather be working and making money than chasing after some club-footed ho. She ain't going anywhere.

[Atlantic]

(08-28-2014 12:12 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

I'm just tired of all the bullshit. I'd rather be working and making money than chasing after some club-footed ho. She ain't going anywhere.

Im with Parley on this. You are travelling to another city to meet a girl that isnt mobile and in a state of recovery. Id leave it for now and get in touch with her when she is feeling better.

If you do see her its hard to have a high value frame when you have put in such effort and with the knowledge that she is injured. Chances are she will move on or it will go sour when she is recovered because she has the stronger frame (effort and investment = lower frame).

No one is attacking you just pointing out that your time is better spent with other leads.

[Walderschmidt]

Do tell us how the date goes.

Wald

[Giovonny]

Can she suck and fuck?

If you must go to her place, go there and have fun. Drink, smoke, eat, and laugh.

If you can makeout with her on date #1, sex will likely come on date #2 or #3.

Who knows? You may even be able to get her clothes off, get oral dex, give oral sex, get her tits out, etc.

Go over there and go for it!

(unless you have a better option)

I think visiting her when she is injured is a good move. She is forced to stay indoors! Perfect! Just get the drinks and the kino flowing!

Be careful around her injury. Maybe, start off with massaging her and maybe giving her oral?

[Euphoric_Breeze]

Get drunk with her , both of you will forget about the handicap.

[MtnMan]

i pulled a chick when i had crutches once and banged, im sure you can do the same with her.

[Foolsgo1d]

I think your redhead off Tinder was giving subtle hints towards her blowing you and watching netflix.

[Aziz Nuts]

Haven't been on the forum in a few days but I wanted to give you guys an update.

I'm tempted to lie to make myself look better, but instead I'm owning up to my fuck up. Several of you told me so, and I didn't listen.

Thursday: I flaked. Didn't feel like driving 20 minutes to a different town. She said she'd be in my city on Saturday and we should hang out. Normally I don't do saturday dates, but all my friends were out of town watching college sports and doing Labor Day shit so I was planning on parking my ass in front of a computer and making some side cash.

She hits me up and asks what the plan is, so I give her an outline. Basic date, brief snack, bars, bang. Meet at 6 pm.

I had a feeling something was up, so I didn't leave my house. Initial restaurant was a 5 min walk from my place, so I made my own food and hung out. She texts at 8pm claiming she's laying on the couch vicodined out of her mind (lie, she was partying) and is so sorry, cant make it lets reschedule blah blah blah. This is beyond flake territory and into "got stood up" territory, which hasn't really happened to me since I was in college.

I waited an hour and sent "gay" as a reply text. After a couple hours' worth of reflection time, I realized this isn't the time for indifference. It looks weak. This bitch basically shit on my whole night, disrespected me and deserved a full-scale shredding. This would've ruined my night, but within about 20 minutes an ex texted randomly wanting me to come over. The night turned out ok.

Long story short: I got stood up by a bitch who can't walk.

Anyway, I appreciate everything you guys mentioned in this thread. Feel free to gloat as this was an absolute waste of time and effort.

[Cr33pin]

My problem is pretty much the opposite as yours. My problem is the morning after the date the girl can't walk.....

[Parlay44]

That's what happens when you put women on a pedestal. They end up looking down on you.

Lesson learned.

[Giovonny]

(08-31-2014 12:57 PM)Aziz Nuts Wrote:  

I flaked

"Striking while the iron is hot" is a concept that I believe in, especially when you are a beginner to game.

In game, sometimes you only get one opportunity to bang a girl.

Passing up on that opportunity is sometimes a mistake. (from a dating standpoint)(if you flake to go make a bunch of money, its obviously not a mistake)

If you would have went to her house on Thursday night, who knows what would have happened? Maybe she was horny, maybe she was feeling experimental, maybe she was high on pills and wanted to fuck? Who knows?

You didn't want to drive 20 minutes, I understand that, but, that decision may have cost you this bang.

Girls can be very fickle and flaking on her may have caused her feelings to change.

Just saying..