What I Hate About America (Rant)
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"I have refused to wear a condom all of my life, for a simple reason – if I’m going to masturbate into a balloon why would I need a woman?"
Crikey, another hate-America post.
I got two minutes into it. tl;dw
Stop being a fucking weirdo geek with a coonskin cap and maybe women will treat you better.
I got two minutes into it. tl;dw
Stop being a fucking weirdo geek with a coonskin cap and maybe women will treat you better.
Dude needs to get laid. What else can you say. Not a bad looking guy, either. Lose the dumb hat and the Bill Cosby sweater for starters.
I like him in this video better
What I like about america is that it pisses off gold coin wearing raccoon hats. If this guy was in love with america I would be leaving.
Why do the heathen rage and the people imagine a vain thing? Psalm 2:1 KJV
Necklace game recognized.
Dude would probably kill it in a hipster neighborhood.
He keeps turning his head to the left. What is he looking at? And why would I want to belong to a country like that?
Everytime I walk across my campus I see groups upon groups of slutty reasons to love America.
Every time I go wakeboarding? Nother reason.
This winter? I'll be snowboarding a bunch of Rocky Mountainous reasons to love America.
And every time the government doesn't deem it fit to censor porn for my protection? Just another reason ha
Our politics may be a satire of themselves.
Our police may be violent and unrestrained.
And our media may do it's best to play us against each other and strum up petty bullshit to hysteric levels.
But shit, I like it here.
Every time I go wakeboarding? Nother reason.
This winter? I'll be snowboarding a bunch of Rocky Mountainous reasons to love America.
And every time the government doesn't deem it fit to censor porn for my protection? Just another reason ha
Our politics may be a satire of themselves.
Our police may be violent and unrestrained.
And our media may do it's best to play us against each other and strum up petty bullshit to hysteric levels.
But shit, I like it here.
You know how I sometimes go on about how an annoying speaking voice will undercut a woman's looks?
Well, this is that in reverse. I can see him talking to a woman and her wanting to bail after 20 seconds because of the way he talks. I did.
When we get guys here who can't get laid despite being smart, tall, and intelligent, we should direct them here and make sure their voices aren't the problem.
Well, this is that in reverse. I can see him talking to a woman and her wanting to bail after 20 seconds because of the way he talks. I did.
When we get guys here who can't get laid despite being smart, tall, and intelligent, we should direct them here and make sure their voices aren't the problem.
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