[JJ Roberts]

Quotes from the article

Playboy Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini has left a string of ­stunning starlets in his slipstream and it took him just six months to make the singer his wife.

But even his closest friends on the Cote d’Azur in southern France are baffled by the 33-year-old’s ability to keep up with celebrities who don’t think twice about spending tens of thousands of pounds on one night’s partying.

Yesterday his best friend and business partner Franck Twister revealed that Cheryl, 31, is so deeply in love she even told Jean-Bernard her £16million fortune means he will never have to work again.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-ne...an-3871162

Play on player!

[Dalaran1991]

This man got it

[WilliamShatnersEgo]

He won the game. Good for him!

[3extra]

Meanwhile in Rome. . . .

Ashley hears the news.

[Troy Francis]

He's got a bit of money, though, I think?

This is an example of a woman just about to reach the wall marrying a man in whom she thinks she can discern alpha and provider traits.

I suspect it won't end well.

[rudebwoy]

I disagree, she is as dumb as a plank of wood.

Plus she has a hideous tattoo on her ass.

[Troy Francis]

Oh yeah, she's dumb. That doesn't affect the hindbrain, though. She's still a woman.

[JJ Roberts]

(07-17-2014 11:22 AM)rudebwoy Wrote:  

I disagree, she is as dumb as a plank of wood.

Plus she has a hideous tattoo on her ass.

This.

[bojangles]

(07-17-2014 11:22 AM)rudebwoy Wrote:  

I disagree, she is as dumb as a plank of wood.

Plus she has a hideous tattoo on her ass.

Agreed, that tattoo puts me off. She's been riding the cock carousel for a while

[Pinocchio]

is this the first white guy she's been with?

[monster]

who the fuck is cheryl cole? i googled her and I still don't even know who she is.

[Redwood]

Good job.

[Anchor Man]

They divorced

[Jozi]

(07-20-2014 09:45 AM)Redwood Wrote:  

Good job.

Is it really? I wouldn't marry her. £16m isn't that much money either. If she had £16b I would clap. Guy is handsome too, could do better.

[Headbang]

(11-29-2018 08:13 PM)Anchor Man Wrote:  

They divorced

That can't possibly be true! Its a lie! READ please, and please stop lying:

Cheryl, 31, is so deeply in love she even told Jean-Bernard her £16million fortune means he will never have to work again.

[RatInTheWoods]

(11-29-2018 08:13 PM)Anchor Man Wrote:  

They divorced

How much did he get?

[RatInTheWoods]

Still a WB too




Ugly tattoo however.

[Al O'Peesha]

It's fucking horrendous:



https://heatworld.com/celebrity/news/che...-f-k-list/

Quote:

We’ve heard of a bucket list – and thank goodness Cheryl Cole didn’t have the need to create one of those – but never a f**k it list.

But after falling seriously ill with malaria in 2010 Cheryl created her very own 'eff it' list setting out all the things that she wanted to do that she might not of had the guts to do before.

And on that list was her much-discussed rose tattoo. You know the one, it’s the huge tat that covers her butt and lower back.

...

Cheryl then revealed that the inking was not cheap either. "He's [Nikko Hurtado – the tattooist] an exceptional artist and he was worth it... It was in the £1,000s, probably the cost of a small car."

We couldn’t care less what Cheryl gets permanently marked onto her skin, but – and call us crazy – we’d rather have a car than a tattoo.

Eye bleach:

[Jefferson]

That rose tattoo covering Cheryl's whole ass is horrific.

I feel sorry for Jean-Bernard.

Though he will swiftly move on, no doubt.

[subterfuge]

(11-30-2018 11:45 AM)Jefferson Wrote:  

That rose tattoo covering Cheryl's whole ass is horrific.

I feel sorry for Jean-Bernard.

Though he will swiftly move on, no doubt.

He was in the papers yesterday lol

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar...mours.html

[BassPlayaYo]

(11-29-2018 08:16 PM)Jozi Wrote:  

(07-20-2014 09:45 AM)Redwood Wrote:  

Good job.

Is it really? I wouldn't marry her. £16m isn't that much money either. If she had £16b I would clap. Guy is handsome too, could do better.

He may be able to find a woman that looks better but might not be able to find one that looks better with that kind of money.

Game recognized for sure.

[godfather dust]

Damn I would divorce as early as I could get half. I couldn't stand seeing that tattoo every time I hit it from the back.

[Bienvenuto]

She was brought up in a fucked up family. Her siblings are junkies and bullies often in trouble with the law.
Supposedly as kid she would wait up scared watching the road looking out for when her heroin addict older brother would return safe.
The tabloids sought out her ex boyfriends when she became famous and they tended to be much older and uglier junkies that she got into nurturing co-dependent relationships with.

She became nationally famous for being a hot girl with possibly one of the best asses in the country in a band of other talentless but also hot girls.

I'm convinced there was some weirdness going on in her early life. Wouldn't be surprised if someone out of her family, family-friends, relatives had tried to help themselves to her blossoming body when she was way too young.

From that perspective the ridiculous ass tattoo strikes me as some kind of psycho drama.

In the comic book Halo Jones the eponymous title character is a pretty young woman who is depressed at the death of her best friend.
She cuts off all her hair with a knife.
A soldier asks her why she would do something like that?
Halo replies: "Because I wanted to do something dumb.. and ugly.. and stupid... that okay with you?"

The Ass tattoo is a defiant unscious gesture where she knows everybody is always staring at it and assessing her worth trying to get with her on account of it and defiantly she goes and does something dumb.. and ugly.. and stupid.. to it.

She may not agree with the above reading of her actions but I wouldn't believe any story from her about how its 'beautiful/spiritual/symbolic/in-any-way-a-good-idea' for a second.

A waste of what was a great ass.

Sad.