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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing
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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 05:46 PM





Note how she lied about him "grabbing" himself and that it was "R-rated" when it was just him doing a goofy dance.

I'm pretty sure she is holding an iPad, not a smartphone. Her size is so big that it looks like a regular phone.

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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 05:53 PM
What really happened: His dancing was a 'trigger' for the time a dancing black man brutally rejected her. The ranger's dancing sent her into a hellish flashback.
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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 05:55 PM
When women like this try to talk to me I literally can't listen. I just leave. They're not people and I can't even pretend I see them as such anymore.

STOP FUCKING EATING. How on Earth does anyone get this large? It's incredible, and not in a good way.
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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 05:56 PM
Conduct unbecoming of an employee?
She engaged in conduct unbecoming of a walrus.
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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 06:04 PM
Looks like he was influenced by rhode islands dancing cop
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Looks like she was influenced by the pillsbury dough boy
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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 06:07 PM
Why was he dancing?

If she tried to do that her spine would probably come apart.
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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 06:08 PM
Those are some classic Uncle drunk at a wedding moves right there. And why aren't there any "parents covering there children's eyes" in the video like she mentioned.
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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 06:18 PM
Parents weren't covering their eyes because of *him*.
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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 06:27 PM
Quote: (06-26-2014 06:04 PM)Goldmund Wrote:  

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hahahahahahahahahahaha

Note how she has had to use two free passes and still doesn't know.
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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 06:37 PM
If she danced like that her heart would explode and then the earth would crack.
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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 06:38 PM
Goddamn, I hate these self-righteous "moral high ground" good samaritans fat or not.

They love to fuck up other people's lives while they're lives are complete shit. Work on your own life bitch and leave others alone.
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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 07:02 PM
When I look at her arm I can't help but think of those ham hocks that you'd see in old cartoons.

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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 07:04 PM
Turn your iPhone sideways when filmming, fattie.
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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 07:17 PM
Quote:Quote:

"It wasn't something you would expect to see in Coolidge Park, or anywhere..."

You talking about a beached whale in Tennessee?


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White knights who can't get laid.
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Cunts who can't lock down a relationship.
Lames who can't take a joke.
Quadraplegics who can't walk.


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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 07:34 PM
I don't know what you guys are talking about. Fat girls can dance perfectly fine.




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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 07:36 PM
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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 07:40 PM
On response to parlays video.
Never does the wave, but every dance move causes a ripple.

And.

Not sure if she danced before she inflated, or started after, either way... she keeps that up she'll start trimming up pretty quick.

All the power to her.
Better dancer than me.
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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 08:18 PM
In my back yard. My local station did its own follow up as well and apparently this guy had quite the work discipline rap sheet. Problem employee and they were itching to fire him already. Yes, fattie is fat but the guy was on his last thread at work anyhow.
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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 08:40 PM
Double post, delete...
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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 09:15 PM
Quote: (06-26-2014 07:40 PM)LaserBear Wrote:  

On response to parlays video.
Never does the wave, but every dance move causes a ripple.

Note the editing. Fatty couldn't get through one take. Also note how effortlessly the thin guy moves and how he 'reads' more in time with the music.
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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 10:01 PM
Miserable fat cunt. The YouTube comments are pretty funny, some people are posting her address.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmUulr7C-o#t=10
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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 10:09 PM
Quote: (06-26-2014 07:02 PM)scorpion Wrote:  

When I look at her arm I can't help but think of those ham hocks that you'd see in old cartoons.

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That ham planet is just pissed that moldy old dude is in better shape than her."




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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 10:24 PM
Her ugliness offends me.

When is she gonna get fired?
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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 10:26 PM
There are indeed some hilarious comments.

And as stated above, how the hell does someone get so fat? If I eat more than one heavy meal in the span of a couple of days I get sick. Is it because their bodies are just used to two pizzas per meal?
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Fat whale gets park ranger fired because of his dancing

06-26-2014, 10:32 PM
Her brain doesn't seem to be burning enough calories.
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