Okay so I just got back from going downtown tonight, and all I have to say is "fuck you Mystery." I swear every single time I go out I get called out on being a pick up artist, and I'm not even using Mystery's material.
EXAMPLE:
ME: opening a 2 set. "Hey are you okay? Do you need to go to the hospital? (after guy got rejected)
HER: huh? no im good.
ME: Just checking cause that guy was hitting on you pretty hard back there.
ME: (after maybe 2 clever-cocky-funny lines) she's like are we on that show that the pick up artist? wheres the camera?
HER: (showing lots of IOI's still so I just went with it.)
ME: Wow youre so nice, you actually think im a pick up artist. That's the best compliment I've got tonight.
ME: after about 4 to 5 times on being called out for my game. I eventually just said fuck it and ejected.
*One girl left and went to the bathroom. When she left she said, "Okay, this is where you get her number." Even though they thought I was pickup artist they were still interested. Eventually they lost interest after all of my C&F lines. etc.
Lines I used:
1)How does your boyfriend put up with you?
Her: I dont have a boyfriend.
Me: thats probably for the best.
2) Me: Thats an interesting hand you have there. Let me see it. (ring routine)
Her: didnt even give me her hand and was just like, "so when is mystery showing up?" youre such a pick up artist.
3) Does your friend always act like this when she is drunk? (after she stopped some black guy wearing a big sombrero saying he was peacocking, then said "is this your wingman"
4) also used best friends test and said, "I can tell you guys are best friends just by your body language etc." -they were sisters* I got called out again.
-Okay Im done. Sorry for rambling, but this is getting a little ridiculous.
EXAMPLE:
ME: opening a 2 set. "Hey are you okay? Do you need to go to the hospital? (after guy got rejected)
HER: huh? no im good.
ME: Just checking cause that guy was hitting on you pretty hard back there.
ME: (after maybe 2 clever-cocky-funny lines) she's like are we on that show that the pick up artist? wheres the camera?
HER: (showing lots of IOI's still so I just went with it.)
ME: Wow youre so nice, you actually think im a pick up artist. That's the best compliment I've got tonight.
ME: after about 4 to 5 times on being called out for my game. I eventually just said fuck it and ejected.
*One girl left and went to the bathroom. When she left she said, "Okay, this is where you get her number." Even though they thought I was pickup artist they were still interested. Eventually they lost interest after all of my C&F lines. etc.
Lines I used:
1)How does your boyfriend put up with you?
Her: I dont have a boyfriend.
Me: thats probably for the best.
2) Me: Thats an interesting hand you have there. Let me see it. (ring routine)
Her: didnt even give me her hand and was just like, "so when is mystery showing up?" youre such a pick up artist.
3) Does your friend always act like this when she is drunk? (after she stopped some black guy wearing a big sombrero saying he was peacocking, then said "is this your wingman"
4) also used best friends test and said, "I can tell you guys are best friends just by your body language etc." -they were sisters* I got called out again.
-Okay Im done. Sorry for rambling, but this is getting a little ridiculous.