[Twister]

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2...egregation

Maybe this bear is a forum member?

[N°6]

Quote:

But Pyros, now aged 26, shows no sign of slowing down.

[Samseau]

He's so alpha he's banging his granddaughters...

Really weird. If he's such a strong alpha, why haven't any of his sons outgrown him as a stronger competitor yet? They should have the same genes as him.

[eradicator]

Sort of gross to think that bear is fucking his children and grand kids.

The bears were hunted to near extinction, it doesn't make sense to not try to help them somehow. Maybe put the old bear in some sort of wildlife preserve.

[Parlay44]

Bitches Pyros

[Rotisserie]

They neglected to mention how Pyros woos dem bitch bears.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

I wonder if all the female bears are going to lose their ability to connect with Beta bears after having tasted the Alpha cock?

[Solus]

No wonder they couldn't resist. Just look at that suave motherfucker.

[Mage]

(06-09-2014 10:52 AM)Samseau Wrote:  

He's so alpha he's banging his granddaughters...

Really weird. If he's such a strong alpha, why haven't any of his sons outgrown him as a stronger competitor yet? They should have the same genes as him.

Because he got game! Duh!

[Parlay44]

I wonder where all the feminist bears are to protest his rampant incestuous pedophilia

[Rotisserie]

(06-09-2014 11:07 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

I wonder if all the female bears are going to lose their ability to connect with Beta bears after having tasted the Alpha cock?

The beta bears just have to get to the gym and work on their lifestyle.

[TonySandos]

(06-09-2014 11:07 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

I wonder if all the female bears are going to lose their ability to connect with Beta bears after having tasted the Alpha cock?

They'll lose hibernation rights after not providing as much stored food as expected or picking too small a cave

[xpatplayer]

With bears, they castrate the alpha to give the betas at last an ounce of pussy. With humans, they castrate the betas to give the alphas all the pussy.

[TheFinalEpic]

That must be where this meme comes from.

[JoyStick]

Pyros should be a forum title after Innovative Casanova.

[Parlay44]

(06-09-2014 01:00 PM)JoyStick Wrote:  

Pyros should be a forum title after Innovative Casanova.

We should add him to the Official Forum Things thread as our mascot.

[void]

Laserbear?

[soup]

Obviously someone here is going to change their name to Pyros..

But it should be the title after innovative cass.

"If he keeps up this sexual vigour and dominant attitude for a few more years, the other males in the mountains have no chance of mating with any of the females,"

[runsonmagic]

A metaphor for our times.

[Truth Teller]

This seems very odd. Normally, in nature, the "lesser alpha" and "higher beta" animals conspire to overthrow the "alpha" animal. I suppose these bears never attempted to do so... or attempted to do so and failed.

[Parlay44]

We should all change our Avatars in appreciation and protest of his castration. We should even troll the people pushing for his castration.

[LaserBear]

Somewhere out there, Pyros is reading this thread like.... "Shit."









Also, had a bear avatar before it was cool.

[Tuthmosis]

[Emancipator]

(06-09-2014 11:26 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

I wonder where all the feminist bears are to protest his rampant incestuous pedophilia

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(06-09-2014 12:45 PM)xpatplayer Wrote:  

With bears, they castrate the alpha to give the betas at last an ounce of pussy. With humans, they castrate the betas to give the alphas all the pussy.