I decided I'd straight up make a new thread here considering the only ones I can find are awful and full of ignorant (albeit perhaps unintentional) misinformation. Time to patch things up for you folks. Here's our story. My brother and I are pure-blood Croatians, but we were born and raised in Canada. Our families emigrated during the Yugoslavian affair. We both speak fluently, and in the last decade or so my parents and grandparents have been rebuilding their name here on the Dalmatian coast. My grandpa is currently in the business of acquiring a whole lot of land here, both for apartments on the beach and for olive oil production. This summer, my brother and I have completed our studies and decided it was time to return and decimate the beautiful vagine our native land.
Now, I hope you will forgive me for coming off so brash. I'm here to share my experiences, as well as to help. Perhaps some of you will be so kind to rent out our beach house in Biograd na Moru in the near future, or rather, stay for free, so long as I am also there. This is one of my first posts, and I do look forward to getting to know you all. Having been here 5 times over the last 10-15 years I have a lot to say about this country, so please, if you have any questions, ask away! Good times to come! Now, let's get to the juice:
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POST #1: ENGAGING YOUR INNER CROATIAN DIALOGUE
Where is everyone going wrong? I've heard a lot of complaints, and lot of stories of "bad ratios" and ubiquitous bitch shields at the popular tourist hot spots, such as Split, Hvar, or Dubrovnik. Even Roosh has declared that Croatian women are for the most part unbangable. NOT TRUE. The problem is that as PUAs we're all missing something very important... We're missing the appropriate inner dialogue required to communicate with these women.
To get at the heart of Croatian pussy, you're going to have to realize that this is a war-torn country with a very, very recent memory of conflict and civil strife. Young Croatian men and women are more likely than most people in this world to have a direct connection with a loved-one-lost due to war. Croatia is a fundamentally poor country, and surprisingly, this reality is easily masked by the recently burgeoning tourist industry of the past few decades. The big take-away here: the women are also poor, and they constantly dream of escape. They dream of seeking a better life, and ideally with a Croatian man, or someone with very similar values, from afar. These people aren't concerned with crazy parties and livin' it up as we do in the US and Canada. Even the most ratchet native girls here are at least in some very minimal way somewhat wounded inside. They just don't live with that same kind of North American reckless abandon, and hook-up culture is definitely not something to be proud of.
So what are your goals?
(1) Life long partnership and romance with Eastern European beauty?
Don't even fuckin' count on it unless you're incredibly rich... the more un-Croatian you are, the more rich you must be in order to compensate for your lack of Croatian blood. It's just that simple. Currently the family dynamics here are so airtight that it would be almost impossible to whisk away a beautiful native bride unless you were a multi-millionaire with tons of social proof... unless, that is, you are full Croatian, or part-Croatian from another part of the world, preferably North America. You see, ideally Croatian women either want a secure, conservative family life with someone from their own country, or from a family that can at least very closely relate to theirs. Multiculturalism is not a particularly salient facet of Croatia. So you're either a native Croatian, Croatian emigre, part-Croatian... or you're a undesirable "foreigner". Live with it... which brings me to my next point.
(2) Quick short-term vacation bangs
The point of the previous bullet? EVERY Croatian girl, no matter how apparently slutty, deep down dreams of escaping the country with a good, loving, respectable man. Croatia is a fundamentally poor country, but most people cannot see this reality, especially in purview of the relatively lavish tourism industry that has grown here over the past two decades. So.... For for the love of God, pick up a Croatian dictionary and study. Learn to speak at least whole sentences, no matter how broken... because you will need it in order to credibly fool the girls you are wheeling that you are at least partially Croatian. Unless you're black, that is... because apparently it's Disneyland! Lol.
So pick a village far from where you are currently vacationing, study its history briefly, fake a last name, and say you're a distant relative of some Ante, Josip, Jure, Nada, Milena, Yasna, or whatever other common names you come across. Nobody will question you. Then reel them in with your tragic story about how your father had lost many cousins during the war, and how he wishes he could have been here, except that he was building his fortune in North America or wherever else so that he could at least support his relatives from abroad, or so that at least his sons (you) may one day enjoy a good life in the motherland.
Lie, lie, and lie some more. You want to get laid right? Trust me, they will give it up the moment those heart-chords are strum. This is probably the easiest, most direct way to go about this. I've had so many of my female cousins come up to me and ask that I "protect" them from the "divlji" or "wild" tourists. I've even had some ask to pretend I was there boyfriend and wrap their arms around them just so they wouldn't have to listen to any more English from arrogant North American tourists. Look, any strategy will work if you go at it long enough, but if you want to be efficient, can the caveman game, and can the "adventurous tourist" routine. It's not going to work. It's time to begin your transformation. You are going to become a Croatian man. And trust me, the pussy is worth it. Croatian women are beautiful. By the end of these lessons, you will be a new a man. A highly cultured, genuinely concerned Croatian patriot. It is then that the women will flock.
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This was just my first post, and thought I'd limit it to the creation of an inner dialogue. When I was a door to door salesman, inner dialogue was very important. I had to live and breathe my product. I had to be absolutely 100% sure that people would die if I didn't sell them a fully automated home security system. I'm certain it's the same thing for pick-up, but for CROATIA, it's especially important. In this country, to do game right you need a very strong inner dialogue, because the bitch shields are flying sky high all the time. If you want to fuck Croatian girls, live and breathe the Croatian lifestyle. I don't want to sound arrogant, but at the risk of doing so, my brother and I are getting laid a lot here and it's because everyone knows we're "rich" (for their standards) full-blooded Croatian men. So why not do exactly as we are doing and play the emulation game? Become what the women seek, and the pussy will flow like Aztec gold.
---- Pce out for now, Don Martco.
P.S. We are going to Zagreb TOMORROW so we will post stories and pictures of our adventures there. We're going with 3 of our native Croatian cousins so it should be a blast! Will create a full report on our adventures in Zagreb this weekend. Stay tuned.
Now, I hope you will forgive me for coming off so brash. I'm here to share my experiences, as well as to help. Perhaps some of you will be so kind to rent out our beach house in Biograd na Moru in the near future, or rather, stay for free, so long as I am also there. This is one of my first posts, and I do look forward to getting to know you all. Having been here 5 times over the last 10-15 years I have a lot to say about this country, so please, if you have any questions, ask away! Good times to come! Now, let's get to the juice:
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POST #1: ENGAGING YOUR INNER CROATIAN DIALOGUE
Where is everyone going wrong? I've heard a lot of complaints, and lot of stories of "bad ratios" and ubiquitous bitch shields at the popular tourist hot spots, such as Split, Hvar, or Dubrovnik. Even Roosh has declared that Croatian women are for the most part unbangable. NOT TRUE. The problem is that as PUAs we're all missing something very important... We're missing the appropriate inner dialogue required to communicate with these women.
To get at the heart of Croatian pussy, you're going to have to realize that this is a war-torn country with a very, very recent memory of conflict and civil strife. Young Croatian men and women are more likely than most people in this world to have a direct connection with a loved-one-lost due to war. Croatia is a fundamentally poor country, and surprisingly, this reality is easily masked by the recently burgeoning tourist industry of the past few decades. The big take-away here: the women are also poor, and they constantly dream of escape. They dream of seeking a better life, and ideally with a Croatian man, or someone with very similar values, from afar. These people aren't concerned with crazy parties and livin' it up as we do in the US and Canada. Even the most ratchet native girls here are at least in some very minimal way somewhat wounded inside. They just don't live with that same kind of North American reckless abandon, and hook-up culture is definitely not something to be proud of.
So what are your goals?
(1) Life long partnership and romance with Eastern European beauty?
Don't even fuckin' count on it unless you're incredibly rich... the more un-Croatian you are, the more rich you must be in order to compensate for your lack of Croatian blood. It's just that simple. Currently the family dynamics here are so airtight that it would be almost impossible to whisk away a beautiful native bride unless you were a multi-millionaire with tons of social proof... unless, that is, you are full Croatian, or part-Croatian from another part of the world, preferably North America. You see, ideally Croatian women either want a secure, conservative family life with someone from their own country, or from a family that can at least very closely relate to theirs. Multiculturalism is not a particularly salient facet of Croatia. So you're either a native Croatian, Croatian emigre, part-Croatian... or you're a undesirable "foreigner". Live with it... which brings me to my next point.
(2) Quick short-term vacation bangs
The point of the previous bullet? EVERY Croatian girl, no matter how apparently slutty, deep down dreams of escaping the country with a good, loving, respectable man. Croatia is a fundamentally poor country, but most people cannot see this reality, especially in purview of the relatively lavish tourism industry that has grown here over the past two decades. So.... For for the love of God, pick up a Croatian dictionary and study. Learn to speak at least whole sentences, no matter how broken... because you will need it in order to credibly fool the girls you are wheeling that you are at least partially Croatian. Unless you're black, that is... because apparently it's Disneyland! Lol.
So pick a village far from where you are currently vacationing, study its history briefly, fake a last name, and say you're a distant relative of some Ante, Josip, Jure, Nada, Milena, Yasna, or whatever other common names you come across. Nobody will question you. Then reel them in with your tragic story about how your father had lost many cousins during the war, and how he wishes he could have been here, except that he was building his fortune in North America or wherever else so that he could at least support his relatives from abroad, or so that at least his sons (you) may one day enjoy a good life in the motherland.
Lie, lie, and lie some more. You want to get laid right? Trust me, they will give it up the moment those heart-chords are strum. This is probably the easiest, most direct way to go about this. I've had so many of my female cousins come up to me and ask that I "protect" them from the "divlji" or "wild" tourists. I've even had some ask to pretend I was there boyfriend and wrap their arms around them just so they wouldn't have to listen to any more English from arrogant North American tourists. Look, any strategy will work if you go at it long enough, but if you want to be efficient, can the caveman game, and can the "adventurous tourist" routine. It's not going to work. It's time to begin your transformation. You are going to become a Croatian man. And trust me, the pussy is worth it. Croatian women are beautiful. By the end of these lessons, you will be a new a man. A highly cultured, genuinely concerned Croatian patriot. It is then that the women will flock.
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This was just my first post, and thought I'd limit it to the creation of an inner dialogue. When I was a door to door salesman, inner dialogue was very important. I had to live and breathe my product. I had to be absolutely 100% sure that people would die if I didn't sell them a fully automated home security system. I'm certain it's the same thing for pick-up, but for CROATIA, it's especially important. In this country, to do game right you need a very strong inner dialogue, because the bitch shields are flying sky high all the time. If you want to fuck Croatian girls, live and breathe the Croatian lifestyle. I don't want to sound arrogant, but at the risk of doing so, my brother and I are getting laid a lot here and it's because everyone knows we're "rich" (for their standards) full-blooded Croatian men. So why not do exactly as we are doing and play the emulation game? Become what the women seek, and the pussy will flow like Aztec gold.
---- Pce out for now, Don Martco.
P.S. We are going to Zagreb TOMORROW so we will post stories and pictures of our adventures there. We're going with 3 of our native Croatian cousins so it should be a blast! Will create a full report on our adventures in Zagreb this weekend. Stay tuned.
