[WestIndianArchie]

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1. Taking their dreams too literally.

Stop getting mad at me for what I did in your dreams.

2. Rehashing.

When the fight is done, let it go. It’s over, no need to bring it up or reopen. Forgive, forget, move on.

3. Believing that men have no discretion when it comes to sex.

Assuming every man must want to have sex with every woman all of the time. No I’m not gay, I just don’t find you attractive.

4. Treating guys like children.

When I finally decide to open up around you and show a more sensitive side DO NOT SAY “Aww…”

5. Putting guys in lose-lose situations.

Setting us up for questions that have no right answers.

6. Thinking that they’re queens.

Stop posting those “A real man would treat their girl like a Queen” bullshit postings on Facebook. It is not our job to serve you like a queen, and you’d better believe a guy would get an angry feminist mob bearing down on them if they posted something similar about men.

It’s not funny and makes you look like a bitch to all men, no matter how many of your girlfriends agree.

7. Passive Aggression.

Stop being all passive aggressive. Just tell me what you want and stop hemming and hawing and saying, “nothing” when you really do want something.

8. Being the worst decision-makers.

Me: “What do you want to do for dinner?”
Her: “I don’t know, whatever’s fine with me.”
Me: “How about that Mexican place on 2nd street?”
Her: “I’m not in the mood for Mexican.”
Me: “What are you in the mood for?”
Her: “Eh, whatever you want…”

My bad, but when you guys say “whatever”, I assume you mean “whatever.”

9. Expecting guys to pick up on subtle hints.

Dropping hints. Seriously. We don’t pick them up. We won’t pick them up. We can’t pick them up. Stop expecting us to know what you want or feel and just say it.

10. Assuming that guys are mad when they’re just zoning out.

As a man, my mind often wanders. If I’m staring off into space, please stop asking me “What I’m thinking.”

I usually don’t know. Admitting this, however, seems to trigger an argument, since I’m “avoiding” the question.

There is only an infinitesimally small chance that my wandering thoughts are about you. There’s an even smaller chance that it’s anything negative.

11. Taking from their man’s plate of food.

Order your own fucking fries or salad at the restaurant. I told you to get whatever you wanted. I wanted a whole serving of fries, that’s why I ordered my self a whole serving of fries. I didn’t order something cause I only wanted half of it and was hoping to split the rest with you.

12. How they treat each other.

Honestly, I love the company of women. I just can’t stand how they can be so mean to each other when guys aren’t around.

13. Sexually harassing guys.

Just cause I’m a guy doesn’t mean you can sexually harass me. It doesn’t matter what gender you are. It’s creepy, Kathryn.

14. Burying themselves in their phones.

Stop taking an hour to reply to every text. Every time we hang out, you’re on your phone. What the fuck are you doing on that thing?

15. Talking during a movie.

Stop asking me questions about a movie we’re watching together that we’ve both never seen. No, I don’t know if he’s going to die, I’ve seen exactly as much of this fucking movie as you have.

Also, when you asked me what the person on the screen said, I don’t know because when they were talking you were asking me what the person on the screen before them said.

Oh, and I’m sorry you didn’t follow what happened with that one person in the movie because you started playing with your phone for ten minutes to ignore the movie that you picked for us to watch.

16. Painting their eyebrows.

Stop making their eyebrows like the Nike symbol.

17. Expecting every gay guy to be her best friend.

Just because I am gay does not mean that you and I will be best friends. I don’t want to go shopping with you; I don’t want to check out guys with you. Most of all — your other gay friend is not perfect for me purely because he is gay.

18. Treating sex like a gift they give to men.

Stop treating sex as something you let us do to you. Either want it too or fuck off.

19. Reckless feet behavior in the car.

Take your fucking feet off the fucking dashboard.

20. Trying to play-fight with another guy.

This may seem oddly specific, but please stop trying to prove that you’re stronger than I am. Play-fighting and wrestling can be fun, but when you decide that you want to prove how strong you are, one of us is going to get hurt.

If you use all your strength and I don’t use a reciprocal amount of force, you are probably going to end up hurting me in some way. If I use enough force to keep you from hurting me, I’m probably going to hurt you.

I get it; it’s fun. Just remember that most likely, I’m taller, weigh more and have a lot more muscle mass. No one is saying you aren’t a bad ass. It’s just that someone is going to get hurt. That’s no fun.

21. Getting mad because guys didn’t read between your lines.

Don’t get mad when I completely ignore your “I’m not mad” bullshit.

22. Not knowing how to take compliments.

When we say, “you look beautiful today” we aren’t saying you don’t look beautiful on any other day, we are just saying you look exceptionally beautiful today. Take it as a goddamn compliment.

23. Fake tanning.

Fake tans. Orange is not a good skin tone.

24. Waking their man up.

Just because you have woken up does not mean I want to be woken up. Women in my life seem to always have this notion that as soon as they’re awake, my ass had better be getting up too, but if I wake HER up…World War fucking 3.

25. Being a hypocrite.

Please, don’t tell me it’s weird to have girls as friends when 82% of your friends are guys! And then you go cheat on me with those 82% of friends, fuck you Riley.

26. That weird pout with their mouths.

Duck. Face.

27. Not being able to complete a thought.

To the college women: stop saying “I CAN’T EVEN”. Finish your sentence or don’t talk at all. It makes you sound dumb as shit.

28. Hogging the bed and then denying it.

Stop taking up the entire bed and then call us the bed hog in public. You know who you are.

29. Believing that their periods are free passes to be an ass.

Can I answer even though I’m a woman?

Please stop announcing when you’re on your period. It doesn’t give you a free pass to lash out at everyone for no reason.

30. Stop with the silly games.

Don’t start complaining about something, and then cut it off mid-sentence to lure me into it.

“Ugh, I hate it when — ohh, never mind.”

31. Believing that guys can’t get hurt.

Generally speaking, a trait I run into among many women, especially those from privileged upbringing, is the pretentious stance that no one could suffer if they have a penis.

That really needs to stop, right now.

32. Not knowing what they’re asking for.

If you insist on getting treated like one of the guys, then don’t get pissed when you do in fact get treated like one of the guys.

33. Not believing in themselves.

You can even. Stop telling me you can’t.

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Not a bad list.

WIA

[AnonymousBosch]

Obvious to us, but they won't hear it. It's kind of like explaining to a cat to stop doing anything that makes it a cat.

If you can't handle cat ownership, buy a dog.

[magellan]

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31. Believing that guys can’t get hurt.

Generally speaking, a trait I run into among many women, especially those from privileged upbringing, is the pretentious stance that no one could suffer if they have a penis.

That really needs to stop, right now.

Truer words have never been spoken. I can't stand that attitude from upper middle class women who believe that their cunty behavior couldn't possibly have a negative impact on males who also happen to be human beings.

[Captain Gh]

The only way to get out of the lose-lose questions are to raise your girl to not even consider asking those questions since they are dumb. Need mad game for that though, so a lot of men will suffer from this one!

[runsonmagic]

Pretty good list, with a little sugar in the last point to make the medicine go down.

[HeyPete]

(06-03-2014 06:15 PM)magellan Wrote:  

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31. Believing that guys can’t get hurt.

Generally speaking, a trait I run into among many women, especially those from privileged upbringing, is the pretentious stance that no one could suffer if they have a penis.

That really needs to stop, right now.

Truer words have never been spoken. I can't stand that attitude from upper middle class women who believe that their cunty behavior couldn't possibly have a negative impact on males who also happen to be human beings.

Ironically, that;s one of women's big complaints to dudes. That we don't see them as humans. Yet, women especially those noted above, think of men as anything but a human being.

[darklightdispatch]

(06-03-2014 06:15 PM)magellan Wrote:  

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31. Believing that guys can’t get hurt.

Generally speaking, a trait I run into among many women, especially those from privileged upbringing, is the pretentious stance that no one could suffer if they have a penis.

That really needs to stop, right now.

Truer words have never been spoken. I can't stand that attitude from upper middle class women who believe that their cunty behavior couldn't possibly have a negative impact on males who also happen to be human beings.

It's a good reason to avoid upper middle class women. I certainly do. On a related note, if a chick went to college for something other than a practical vocation like nursing, she's most likely going to be a miserable, insufferable individual. There are surprisingly few exception, in my experience.

[darklightdispatch]

(06-04-2014 01:13 AM)HeyPete Wrote:  

Ironically, that;s one of women's big complaints to dudes. That we don't see them as humans.

It's not true at all tho, of course. The last thing they really want is to be treated like a human being (which, I think, means a man.) There ARE plenty of men who treat women like "humans." They're call sexless betas.

[English]

14. Burying themselves in their phones.

Stop taking an hour to reply to every text. Every time we hang out, you’re on your phone. What the fuck are you doing on that thing?

Truth

[WestIndianArchie]

(06-04-2014 01:13 AM)HeyPete Wrote:  

(06-03-2014 06:15 PM)magellan Wrote:  

Truer words have never been spoken. I can't stand that attitude from upper middle class women who believe that their cunty behavior couldn't possibly have a negative impact on males who also happen to be human beings.

Ironically, that;s one of women's big complaints to dudes. That we don't see them as humans. Yet, women especially those noted above, think of men as anything but a human being.

Part of learning the game is de-pedestalizing women.

Or making them human again.

A pretty face doesn't mean she's a nice person.
Good education, doesn't mean she's smart.
Great sex on demand won't make up for deficits in her character.

Most players get to a point where they've got the dating thing "handled", but the chicks really become interchangeable in terms of what they mean for the man's life.

The mystery is gone, and when you start doing the cold hard analysis of what it takes to bag hotties consistently, and what you get in the end....Is it worth it? When you're neck deep in new tang, it seems like it. But even eating at the best restaurants every night doesn't satisfy forever. (it does give you an idea of what good really is though!!)

Patrice O'Neal talked about this a bit.

I work out, I dress right, clean shoes, good job, good crib, good car....I do all this work just to be able to talk to you, and not have you dismiss me out of hand, and finally I get the prize - and this is who you are...this is what you're really like?

After i've fucked you six ways to Sunday, I've got to go to brunch with your and your people. I have to listen to you complain about them bitches at your job.

At best, i'm looking at 4 hours of sex per week in the early days, only to drop to 2 hours per month as time goes on. And it's not like it's getting better each time. The great sessions are coming fewer and fewer

The problem isn't with the woman, the problem is with me.

Why am I expecting to be fulfilled by some 5'4" 23 year old with a pretty face, nice breasts, and sexy accent?

When you make that realization, the game changes again.

It's something you realize over and over again though. Not to get all Donald Downer....

WIA

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Normal statistical distribution would result in at least some of the guys' desires overlapping. The odds of every single one of them voicing a different complaint are astronomically low.

Good advice, but fake.

[It_is_my_time]

(06-04-2014 03:14 AM)WestIndianArchie Wrote:  

(06-04-2014 01:13 AM)HeyPete Wrote:  

(06-03-2014 06:15 PM)magellan Wrote:  

Truer words have never been spoken. I can't stand that attitude from upper middle class women who believe that their cunty behavior couldn't possibly have a negative impact on males who also happen to be human beings.

Ironically, that;s one of women's big complaints to dudes. That we don't see them as humans. Yet, women especially those noted above, think of men as anything but a human being.

Part of learning the game is de-pedestalizing women.

Or making them human again.

A pretty face doesn't mean she's a nice person.
Good education, doesn't mean she's smart.
Great sex on demand won't make up for deficits in her character.

Most players get to a point where they've got the dating thing "handled", but the chicks really become interchangeable in terms of what they mean for the man's life.

The mystery is gone, and when you start doing the cold hard analysis of what it takes to bag hotties consistently, and what you get in the end....Is it worth it? When you're neck deep in new tang, it seems like it. But even eating at the best restaurants every night doesn't satisfy forever. (it does give you an idea of what good really is though!!)

Patrice O'Neal talked about this a bit.

I work out, I dress right, clean shoes, good job, good crib, good car....I do all this work just to be able to talk to you, and not have you dismiss me out of hand, and finally I get the prize - and this is who you are...this is what you're really like?

After i've fucked you six ways to Sunday, I've got to go to brunch with your and your people. I have to listen to you complain about them bitches at your job.

At best, i'm looking at 4 hours of sex per week in the early days, only to drop to 2 hours per month as time goes on. And it's not like it's getting better each time. The great sessions are coming fewer and fewer

The problem isn't with the woman, the problem is with me.

Why am I expecting to be fulfilled by some 5'4" 23 year old with a pretty face, nice breasts, and sexy accent?

When you make that realization, the game changes again.

It's something you realize over and over again though. Not to get all Donald Downer....

WIA

This is a great post. I have to remember the difference in how I viewed life and women 10/15 years ago v. today.

I am 36 today and everything you said rings so true. Women in the USA are not worth the time, energy, work and stress you have to put in to get them into bed. At least not for me any longer.

For the young guys, with stronger sexual drives, it is worth it. And I say "best of luck young bucks, just don't knock them up and don't fall in love too young". I remember being that age and can completely understand doing what ever it takes to get with some hotties.

But as you age and have done your thing, women become predictable, boring, and often a pain in the ass. And those are the good women.

Wait until you are 35 to decide to get married. You will then make the best choice. If you get married at 25, you will likely grow to regret it as you age and mature.

[big poppa]

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8. Being the worst decision-makers.

Me: “What do you want to do for dinner?”
Her: “I don’t know, whatever’s fine with me.”
Me: “How about that Mexican place on 2nd street?”
Her: “I’m not in the mood for Mexican.”
Me: “What are you in the mood for?”
Her: “Eh, whatever you want…”

This one kills me. I'll usually just go to the place I want even if she doesn't 'feel like it'

[Suits]

(06-04-2014 03:59 AM)big poppa Wrote:  

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8. Being the worst decision-makers.

Me: “What do you want to do for dinner?”
Her: “I don’t know, whatever’s fine with me.”
Me: “How about that Mexican place on 2nd street?”
Her: “I’m not in the mood for Mexican.”
Me: “What are you in the mood for?”
Her: “Eh, whatever you want…”

This one kills me. I'll usually just go to the place I want even if she doesn't 'feel like it'

I don't ask women where they want to go. I just take them. If they aren't happy, there is always the kid's menu.

Of course, I usually try to spend my time around women who are grateful to go to dinner with me at all...and not because they are ugly...because I am awesome.

[The Beast1]

Lets sum it up into 1 word:

Talking.

[Trim]

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18. Treating sex like a gift they give to men.

Stop treating sex as something you let us do to you. Either want it too or fuck off.

This one. You are not doing me a favour by opening your legs, and you are not doing me a favour by speaking to me. If you don't, some other girl will, and there's a chance she will be younger and hotter as well.

[magellan]

(06-04-2014 04:44 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(06-04-2014 03:59 AM)big poppa Wrote:  

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8. Being the worst decision-makers.

Me: “What do you want to do for dinner?”
Her: “I don’t know, whatever’s fine with me.”
Me: “How about that Mexican place on 2nd street?”
Her: “I’m not in the mood for Mexican.”
Me: “What are you in the mood for?”
Her: “Eh, whatever you want…”

This one kills me. I'll usually just go to the place I want even if she doesn't 'feel like it'

I don't ask women where they want to go. I just take them. If they aren't happy, there is always the kid's menu.

Of course, I usually try to spend my time around women who are grateful to go to dinner with me at all...and not because they are ugly...because I am awesome.

This. ^

If she's one of those chicks that needs to have her thoughts vocalized to feel validated, I'll stop in front of a restaurant usually next door or very close to the one I'm actually walking to, point at the menu, and ask what she thinks. She usually spouts something inane to which I reply "yeah let's go over there" and continue walking towards our actual destination.