[Checkmat]

I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[heavy]

[Ensam]

Equality would be him drawing dicks on her forehead in magic marker. I'm pretty sure that's what most of my guy friends would do if I passed out at their place - I'd be disappointed if they didn't.

[xpatplayer]

I would call an ambulance and get her the fuck out of my house. Real men don't let drunks they they don't know pass out at their house.

[Checkmat]

(06-04-2014 04:26 PM)Ensam Wrote:  

Equality would be him drawing dicks on her forehead in magic marker. I'm pretty sure that's what most of my guy friends would do if I passed out at their place - I'd be disappointed if they didn't.

Equality would be one thing, you're right. But this guy isn't preaching equality--He thinks women should be treated better than your friends.

The only thing missing was him plugging in her sound machine with the soft sounds of Pacific whales humping to soothe her dreams.

[ddjembe mutombo]

(06-04-2014 04:26 PM)Ensam Wrote:  

Equality would be him drawing dicks on her forehead in magic marker. I'm pretty sure that's what most of my guy friends would do if I passed out at their place - I'd be disappointed if they didn't.

Yup. Shoes are still on so bring out the Marks-A-Lot!

[Tuthmosis]

Death to white knighting, but dupe (and old).