[Icarus]

(05-20-2014 10:20 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

Icarus, you have triggered me, lol, by posting a Biblical quote in any but the only possible translation.

Indeed, it was sinful not to quote the King James Version (KJV), which is also the only translation of the Bible I like.

Speaking of which, here's the KJV of the Book of Ecclesiastes in audio format:

"Rejoice, O young man, in thy youth; and let thy heart cheer thee in the days of thy youth, and walk in the ways of thine heart, and in the sight of thine eyes: but know thou, that for all these things God will bring thee into judgment."

[Icarus]

(05-21-2014 08:53 AM)Icarus Wrote:  

"Rejoice, O young man, in thy youth; and let thy heart cheer thee in the days of thy youth, and walk in the ways of thine heart, and in the sight of thine eyes: but know thou, that for all these things God will bring thee into judgment."

Book of Ecclesiastes adapted for the modern young woman:

"Rejoice, O young harlot, in thy youth; and let thy gina tingles cheer thee in the days of thy youth, and walk in the ways of thine hypergamy, and in the sight of thine eyes: but know thou, that for all these things the evil patriarchy will bring thee into judgment."

[Walderschmidt]

(05-20-2014 09:03 PM)Feisbook Control Wrote:  

Megan Ward was 23 in Encino Man (above). Here she is at 44. WYB?



(I can't get the photo to embed: go here)

I would bang this (Megan Ward):



Over this (author of the piece):



~Wald

[Parlay44]

I guess pregnancy at 40+ is like saying "Look my pussy still works and guys still wanna fuck me". Notice how it always come back to attention whoring?

[Fitzgerald]

At her age, those titties are gonna be expressing powdered milk.