This happened to me a few months ago but it worked out brilliantly...
After a night at the bars I had this 30yo (who I was semi seeing) in bed after some rigorous exercise. I had placed my iphone onto the combo stereo/charging station next to my bed. At 1:40am I get the following text:
I: Hey! Where's my dic pic! lol
Now, there is usually only one reason someone gets a call/text at that time of night. Booty call.
The 30yo was crawling over me trying to grab at the phone and see who it was from. Girl demands to know who it is; why she is texting me, etc. She was getting pissed!
I had nutted shortly before this; I was half asleep and I had been drinking earlier. My mental faculties were not the sharpest and I gave her some short answers.
Me: "It's a girl I used to see. Last time we talked I told her to send me a titty shot. She said she would if I sent a dick pic first."
Of course now she wants all the info on the "slut". I accidentally let it slip that this girl was 22. Holy shit what happened next! The girl I was with went crazy! Calling the other girl a child and that I should be ashamed of myself. (I am 42).
After that, vitually nothing was off the table. Anal, facials, etc. I have never gotten blown so much in my life. Especially not while married.
The 30 stayed around for awhile. I got hurt at work and she was over everyday with food/wine, taking me to appointments, etc. But she would still bring up the "child" whenever she got mad at me.
So this got me to thinking. Maybe have a buddy text you impersonating a female and let her accidentally see it. Or hide another phone and excuse yourself from the room. Leave your main phone and text yourself. You know she is going to see who it is from.
She told me that she told her friends about it. One of her guy friends gave me props. He told her it was a baller move.
I've mentioned it to some of the younger guys I work with and they all love the idea but I don't know if any of them have tried it. If anyone does please report back how it worked for you. I cannot be held responsible for any bodily harm you may suffer, however.
After a night at the bars I had this 30yo (who I was semi seeing) in bed after some rigorous exercise. I had placed my iphone onto the combo stereo/charging station next to my bed. At 1:40am I get the following text:
I: Hey! Where's my dic pic! lol
Now, there is usually only one reason someone gets a call/text at that time of night. Booty call.
The 30yo was crawling over me trying to grab at the phone and see who it was from. Girl demands to know who it is; why she is texting me, etc. She was getting pissed!
I had nutted shortly before this; I was half asleep and I had been drinking earlier. My mental faculties were not the sharpest and I gave her some short answers.
Me: "It's a girl I used to see. Last time we talked I told her to send me a titty shot. She said she would if I sent a dick pic first."
Of course now she wants all the info on the "slut". I accidentally let it slip that this girl was 22. Holy shit what happened next! The girl I was with went crazy! Calling the other girl a child and that I should be ashamed of myself. (I am 42).
After that, vitually nothing was off the table. Anal, facials, etc. I have never gotten blown so much in my life. Especially not while married.
The 30 stayed around for awhile. I got hurt at work and she was over everyday with food/wine, taking me to appointments, etc. But she would still bring up the "child" whenever she got mad at me.
So this got me to thinking. Maybe have a buddy text you impersonating a female and let her accidentally see it. Or hide another phone and excuse yourself from the room. Leave your main phone and text yourself. You know she is going to see who it is from.
She told me that she told her friends about it. One of her guy friends gave me props. He told her it was a baller move.
I've mentioned it to some of the younger guys I work with and they all love the idea but I don't know if any of them have tried it. If anyone does please report back how it worked for you. I cannot be held responsible for any bodily harm you may suffer, however.
